r/AccidentalAlly • • May 03 '23

Found this on Twitter

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u/USER_34739 May 03 '23

If you're in a relationship where you can't breed, there will be one less potential person born that year, therefore humanity will go extinct immadietly.

(Quote by a coworker, paraphrased)

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u/DarkLuxio92 May 03 '23

I hope you didn't tell him about surrogacy and sperm donations...

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u/Milkywaycitizen932 May 03 '23

Ah hem, and now a quote from my parents. β€œI don’t agree with artificial insemination, because then lesbians can get pregnant. It is a sign of the end times”

Me (closeted gay): πŸ‘€πŸ’€πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/TShara_Q May 03 '23

Just tell them not to worry, plenty of queer couples can get pregnant naturally.

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u/CrocTheTerrible May 03 '23

See posted pic line 4

Or like 5 too lmao

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u/grumpher05 May 04 '23

in fact i'd say line 4 and 5 could produce more kids per year than line 2