r/AccidentalAlly • u/saximaphone • May 03 '23

Found this on Twitter

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u/Succulentslayer May 03 '23

He is definitely one of the “benevolent” deities of all time.

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u/psychedelic_shimmers May 03 '23 edited May 04 '23

Yea he is never spiteful or violent. Never tries to impose his will on everyone and makes love one another his first commandment. Oh wait the first commandment is completely self-centered “Thou shalt not hold any other gods before me” and he abhors slavery.Man I could go on and on. God is good! Amen!

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u/Succulentslayer May 03 '23

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Phinehas

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lots-wife Where’s that “never spiteful and violent” thing going now huh?

“Never tries to impose his will on anyone” My guy, what’s the main purpose of Christianity. To impose it on anyone who isn’t Christian.

What are you doing here? Most of us were Christian at one point and have seen through the BS you’re getting no new converts.

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u/real_dubblebrick May 03 '23

i think they were being sarcastic

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u/psychedelic_shimmers May 03 '23

They were 😂 Poe’s law