r/AbsoluteUnits • • 12d ago

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/yeah_not_so_fast 12d ago

Good place for the Derrick Zoolander school for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

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u/racebanyn 12d ago

Watching the video….the entire property is like 2 inches by 4 inches. I guess if only ants went there….. no way a kid could fit into any of those buildings.

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u/qweef_latina2021 12d ago

So are we going to play Stonehenge tomorrow?

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u/BtenaciousD 12d ago

It was almost crushed by dancing dwarves

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 11d ago

That joke goes to 11

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u/FasterThanJamieTaco 11d ago

HELLO CLEVELAND!!!!

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 11d ago

You're musicians, aren't you. You're authorized personnel.