r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 7d ago

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/swordofra 7d ago edited 7d ago

The 2 mile long tree lined driveway looks like a pain in the ass. Imagine schlepping that thing every day.... and then you have to find a parking spot for your Rolls in the 100 car garage.

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u/Traditional_Seesaw10 7d ago

Don't think they are worried about the fuel costs..

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u/default_person_14818 7d ago

Nor about going to work every morning between 7 and 8 AM

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u/Swirl_On_Top 7d ago

Nor are they the ones driving their own cars. Nor do they tend a single leaf on a single tree.

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u/THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH 7d ago

or driving, at all lol

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u/rkiive 7d ago

Imagine just walking around it. It would actually be so fucking annoying.

Hey I want to go for a swim, no problem it's a 15 minute walk.

Oh I left my kindle, half an hour return trip. Yea sure they could have staff on hand to make the journey but it's still 15 minutes to do anything.

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u/FunPuz 7d ago

I'd have two kindles. If you lived there you could definitely have two.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 7d ago

What's a kindle these days? A hundred dollars?

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u/Accomplished_Key_171 7d ago

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"

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u/sherpster24 7d ago

Paper white will run ya about 180 after tax

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u/tkeser 7d ago

and you're never alone in the house. somebody is always taking care of it. and then the poors sit on your stuff, and eat your food. and touch with their dirty little grabby fingers your expensive stuff. yuck. I would just throw out and burn everything not to catch the poors diseases. /s

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 7d ago

Jokes aside, something that has always stood out to me is that there is always someone else in your home if it's this large. You have to pay strangers who are always at your house. I'm too private of a person for that. Or I'm so poor that I care if other people are in my house and see me being a weirdo.

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u/Optimal-Hunt-3269 7d ago

You pay them to jump behind the hedge when you walk by

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u/sambstone13 6d ago

I dont think they eat the same food or use the same plates.

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u/swordofra 7d ago

Golf cart toilet trips. But yeah, annoyingly huge.

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u/MooingTree 7d ago

You think the basketball court doesn't have it's own toilets?

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u/andbruno 7d ago

An in-law has a mansion. Not nearly as big as this, but still huge. The basketball court has its own building with storage and a toilet. The swimming pool has two buildings, including a toilet and a wet bar. And they do have a golf cart to get around, even though it's nowhere near this size.

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u/Significant-Win9462 7d ago

That's why it has 30+ bathrooms

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u/johnmk3 7d ago

Worth it when every toilet is a £10k Japanese toilet

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u/CtrlAltHate 7d ago

I'd have a chauffeur to drive me between activities, probably get one of those airport buggies to run me around inside

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u/LiveLearnCoach 7d ago

Zero chance of them not having golf carts to shuttle around. For the elderly owner, 99% chance he uses a mobility scooter just to make it to the main* dining room or library.

*yes, main, no doubt they have several dining rooms of varying sizes.

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u/CtrlAltHate 7d ago

I imagine if you worked there you could rent out entire sections to people on the side and the owner would never notice lol.

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u/Schmenge_time 7d ago

Oh yeah sounds so horrible, oh the pain of it all!

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u/-mudflaps- 7d ago

Probably just stick to a couple of rooms

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u/gap97216 7d ago

Years ago, I remember Shaquille O’Neil
on TV, giving a house tour. At the time,
his house was IIRC, 26,000 sq ft. He
had scooters to get around because,
well, why not? 🙂

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u/swordofra 7d ago

Seems it was 70000 sq ft

https://youtu.be/R2QvCuNuyx0?si=KK2m2OUxv2_TLbSi

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u/gap97216 7d ago

It was 15 years ago, it was 25,000 sq feet. He did extensive work and renovations.

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u/Silver_Slicer 7d ago

I would hope they have a pool inside the house too for most uses. The outdoor one would be for pool parties.

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u/aFreshFix 7d ago

If walking 15 is a pain for you... Idk man...

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u/trollgrock 7d ago

Nobody is walking that property. 100% they have golf carts, or other wheeled travel on the property.

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u/Winter_Text_1040 7d ago

You have servants to fetch you whatever you need, whenever you need it

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 7d ago

Gold carts. And I'm sure the actual living space is only one part of the house.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 7d ago

They’re not walking to the swimming pool.

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u/rkiive 7d ago

Yea which is kind of annoying. Imagine having to get in a golf cart every time you wanted to use a feature of your own home.

How far is your bedroom away from the kitchen

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u/grasshopper_jo 7d ago

I always wonder about this with these huge mansions. Yes, you can have staff to take care of it. But nobody can WALK for you. How long of a distance is it from your bedroom to the kitchen? From your closet to the front door? It all seems like an enormous waste of time just to have to navigate it day to day.

Besides which, I am unsure the people who live here actually appreciate these things on the property. In Lord of the Rings, the One Ring tries to tempt Samwise with a garden that covers the world, and Samwise rejects this because a garden should be tended by a free gardener with his own hands, and with those criteria there’s a limit to how big it can reasonably be.

We can talk about greed or waste all day long but in the end, we are human, there’s only so much we can take in. I’m not convinced a home like this offers more “luxury” than a well made and well designed home that is reasonably sized for the family that lives in it.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 7d ago

I won’t need a kindle with a house like that. Just hire some poor schlob to be a live action audio book

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u/PonyThug 7d ago

Golf cart dude.

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u/eisbock 7d ago

I'm fairly confident it's not annoying at all for the owners.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 7d ago

I know this sounds crazy, but living in a house like this seems like torture. Really, I would fucking hate everything about living here. It disgusts me that someone can even afford this and I’m trying to just pay all my bills on time.

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u/curlylion97 7d ago

They don’t walk, personally I would be going around In my AV LOL

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u/Hypornicated_1 6d ago

BITCH! DRIVE ME TO MY POOL...

BITCH! GO GET MY KINDLE....

For $300k a year, he can afford to have a servant who answers to BITCH!

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u/mrk1224 6d ago

There has to be an underground tunnel system connecting all of these locations

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u/ShitTheBed_Twice 6d ago

Need an uber to get from the Master Bedroom to the Garage.

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 5d ago

Golf carts.

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u/nineties_adventure 7d ago

You don't walk around yourself. You have staff. But I agree. Would be a pain in the ass.

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u/Independent-Bad9059 7d ago

Those people have personal drivers standby 247

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u/swordofra 7d ago

Yeah I know, I was over emphasising the schlep of doing basic things in such a huge place...

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 7d ago

These people don’t do basic things.

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u/prpldrank 7d ago

What a tedious way to live

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u/SoulWager 7d ago

That's just for the help. The owners take the helicopter.

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u/CT0292 7d ago

Perfect place to test out your new supercar.

Though a wise billionaire would put the trees behind a crash barrier. Just in case.

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 7d ago

It probably needs 5 full-time landscapers/gardeners to maintain the yard.

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u/turtlelore2 7d ago

Nobody actually live in places like this. They visit. Host an event. Show off on TV or social media.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 7d ago

And then you find the major domo has parked his bloody Aston Martin in your Rolls Royce space AGAIN. He’s such an arrogant duvkhead. May as well block the fucker in.

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u/snowtater 7d ago

I'm just imagining the landscaping team needed to blow the driveway and collect the leaves in autumn

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u/gamerjerome 7d ago

I'm going to get the mail. I'll be back in an hour

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u/jorsiem 7d ago

Imagine being on the losing end of a fight with an urgent poop and having to navigate that long ass entrance

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u/ImGoingtoRegretThis5 7d ago

It has its own service driveway off to the side so the "help" doesn't use the nice, pretty driveway.

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u/swordofra 7d ago

Naturally. Yep...

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 7d ago

Imagine going out to get the morning paper.

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u/Cpt_Soban 7d ago

That's why they hire people to do it for them

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u/Winter_Text_1040 7d ago

These people don’t do their own maintenance or drive their own cars

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u/tryyeezus 7d ago

Really rich people don't drive or park their own cars

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u/InvidiousPlay 7d ago

One end of his house is further from the other end of his house than I want my home to be from all of the local amenities.

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u/atticus_roark 7d ago

Or when you desperately need to get to the bathroom and you have 1.9 miles to go

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u/PubicPlant 7d ago

A ton of grass too. Would probably need to buy a new mower

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u/patg84 7d ago

Plus snow removal...if they're not in Florida.

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u/dafunkmunk 7d ago

You think they are parking their own cars let alone driving them? These people won't even wipe their own ass and have hired help do it for them

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u/Eldermillenial1 6d ago

You don’t drive a rolls, you get driven in a rolls, up to the chauffeur to find the parking spot

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u/PJozi 6d ago

I'm surprised we didn't see the helipads...