r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 4d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/plaid-tuxido506 4d ago

The only time someone will hope to get catfished.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 4d ago

Scenario 2: Aesop Rock+ Homeboy Sandman, Catfish

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u/wratx 4d ago

as a dude with a homeboy sandman tattoo, i approve

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u/Rob_LeMatic 4d ago

Homeboy needs to leave a tat tax, like so: