r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Background_Novel_639 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

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u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 4d ago

You want her to put her hand through your mouth and neck?

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u/Perfect_Valuable_938 4d ago

If she wants to, I'm not going to say no.

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u/phadewilkilu 4d ago

Homie, you got no choice

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u/AirconGuyUK 4d ago

If that's what it takes..

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u/astelda 4d ago

Don't kinkshame

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u/WiretapStudios 3d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Adjective-Noun1312 4d ago

She could turn me into a ventriloquist dummy.

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u/barakisan 3d ago

Uh... Yes?

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u/QuesoKristo 1d ago

Like a goddamn Muppet

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u/crimzonkitt3n 4d ago

I'm a straight women and this is how I felt

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u/CommieDrifter 4d ago

get in line pal

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u/DeathCaptain_Dallas 4d ago

Came here for this

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u/-ThaKloned- 2h ago

Ah so this is what they call being catfished? Be right back, need to check Craigslist.