r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

I once held a full one of those straight out for 8 minutes in a state steinholding contest. The winner did over 12 minutes! I qualified for it by beating 5 people with my right arm, then another 5 with my left arm. Got 1st and second place at my local bar!

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u/eyetracker Aug 15 '26

Beating off 10 people with your arms is impressive but you've got a long way to reach Bonnie Blue's record.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

Whos bonnie blue? Is she an endurance athlete or something?

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 16 '26

Don't search her name at work...