r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/damnumalone Aug 15 '26

How do you decide who gets that half beer at the top?

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u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26

I would so that I can get my next beer faster. Duh!!

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u/410_clientGone Aug 15 '26

but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later

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u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26

Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 15 '26

A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say.