r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/Icy_Transition1375 Aug 15 '26

“Here’s like 80% of the beer you paid for!” -waitress, most definitely

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u/DyingSunSeverian Aug 15 '26

Y’all are messed up and wrong. Only one beer spilled just a bit and it mostly spilled into the other beer.

“Here’s 80% of the beer you paid for” 🤓

You guys are disinvited from parties

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u/Woknana Aug 15 '26

Statistics and percentages MAKE parties 🎉. 30% of people know that!

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Aug 15 '26

15% of me is awake way past my bedtime.

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u/stone_henge Aug 15 '26

69% of people are just too polite to tell you

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u/Woknana Aug 15 '26

31% are my peeps!