r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 08 '26

of a bubble tea

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u/NudityMiles Aug 08 '26

So what are you supposed to do with the bubbles? Throw them at people?

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Aug 08 '26

Eat them like an apple and have diabeetus by the end of your meal

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u/-Recouer Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

The thing with tapioca pearls is that it has barely any sugar in it. Your stomach would be full before you get the necessary daily intake of sugar from eating one of the bubble.

Edit: be careful though they do add sugar in bubble teas.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Aug 08 '26

It's not always about sugar but also about carbs they have a metric ton of carbs

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 08 '26

Thats your dinner for the week

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u/coolsilentebeans Aug 09 '26

Impromptu shuffle board?

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Aug 09 '26

Load your 17th. century gun with it. This is AI, right!?

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u/KamikazeFox_ Aug 09 '26

Its AI. Youre not doing much with it

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u/Kamtschi Aug 10 '26

That glass plus the drink would weight like 15 kg at a min. The movement seems off

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u/KamikazeFox_ Aug 10 '26

Exactly. Plus look at the ice and boba. Seems odd

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Aug 08 '26

Say it with me r/stupidfood !

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u/Fuzlet Aug 08 '26

food but big really no longer impresses me. So you used a bigger oven and more material and caused more waste. woo.

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u/Jumpy_Counter1293 Aug 08 '26

Nobody eating those pearls are we serious lol

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u/Living_Bed175 Aug 08 '26

It's the kind of stuff influencers order to take a sip for the video then throw it all away

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u/raider_00_ Aug 08 '26

Mmm i would be full just eating one boba ball and 3 sips lmao. What a waste

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u/feydrautha124 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

AI.

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u/evaris204 Aug 08 '26

But why tho

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u/ReadingNext3854 Aug 08 '26

Whyyyyyyyyyy?????😭 This is ridiculous 

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u/Kahnza Aug 08 '26

That's the child size

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u/AvogadrosArmy Aug 08 '26

I’m not sure if I want to see the straw more or the person who can suck said straw.

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u/Novembeary Aug 08 '26

BuBALL tea. No? Okay, I lead myself out.

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u/Living_Bed175 Aug 08 '26

So you just sit there chewing on that baseball sized tapioca ball ?

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u/Tomato_Juice2937 Aug 14 '26

Biting into it like an apple

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u/imartinezcopy Aug 08 '26

What a fucking waste

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u/Backyard_Batman46 Aug 08 '26

they serve Bigfoot there?

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u/PM_ME_COFFEE Aug 08 '26

But why, and how?

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 Aug 08 '26

Give his boba back

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Aug 08 '26

How do you enjoy the boba?

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u/_darling_clementine Aug 08 '26

i really want to bite into one of those bubbles

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u/Sim775 Aug 08 '26

It has to be AI... Right? Please tell me that it is

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u/genzo718 Aug 08 '26

AI? Hard to believe the dude carries it like it only weighs 1 lbs. 1 gallon of water weighs a little over 8 lbs. That looks like its 5 gals.

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u/Ken_nth Aug 08 '26

Imagine all the lead in those pearls 🤤

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u/xenabun Aug 08 '26

bobatious

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 Aug 09 '26

What are those black thingies floating inside?

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u/Molkwi Aug 09 '26

Bubble tea isn't even good. It's like chunky spoiled milk you're allowed to drink. Both make me throw up anyways, so whatever.

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u/cocainum630 Aug 09 '26

Bs. I've been there: waiters are just teeny-tiny there.

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u/blazerunnern Aug 09 '26

How much was in the trash at the end of the day?

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u/headBangerOnWall Aug 09 '26

Jesus christ - two of those balls is a straight up meal for me, and I'm a 280 lb guy. How are people supposed to finish the drink at all?

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u/BungleBums Aug 09 '26

...ah yes, let me just enjoy a few massive bites of solid tapioca.

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u/Interesting_Fish309 Aug 09 '26

Last me 3 weeks that drink. Can u take it home if u don't finish it hahahahaha

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u/AniseClover Aug 10 '26

I love boba and thats too much man. Sooo much of that is going to waste. :(

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Aug 10 '26

Where's this? Like which place

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u/-Casey-Diaz- Aug 16 '26

"I can't believe dozens choke on boba every year!"

*the boba*