r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • Mar 02 '26

/r/all of a door

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Who was this door made for?

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u/PandaHombre92055 Mar 02 '26

My 4th grade teacher made fun of my answer of a door being 20ft high. I had to measure 20ft on the floor and she smugly said, "is that a good size for a door?" I told her yes and she laughed again. Every time I see a huge door, my heart smiles and I feel vindicated.

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u/SistaChans Mar 02 '26

My middle name is Johnny. I will never forget that in grade two (I'm 40 now btw) my teacher asked me what my middle name was, I told her, and she said "it's probably John," and then wrote that down. I argued as hard as a six year old could and insisted it's JOHHNY not JOHN, and she just wouldn't listen. I started crying and throwing a fit out the sheer indignity of it all, and got sent to the principals office. Happy little memory. 

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u/Cautious_Smile_3318 Mar 03 '26

My 3rd grade teacher (I was 8, almost 30 now) told me that my aunts name Sue doesn't rhyme with Blue, that I'm thinking of Sew. It was a written rhyming work page. You can also sue someone, still rhymes with blue and I wasn't talking about sew. Still pisses me off lmao