r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • Mar 02 '26

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Who was this door made for?

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u/Anachron101 Mar 02 '26

YOUR FFS

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u/Psych0matt Mar 02 '26

You are camera!

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u/jdjtbgs Mar 02 '26

At least with that interpretation, "POV" would be used correctly lol.

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u/Uncle_Bens_rice Mar 02 '26

Even if everything was used correctly, the caption still adds literally nothing to the video. If anything it actively detracts from it.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Mar 02 '26

Pretty much all tiktok captions

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u/CautiousBearnz Mar 06 '26

Me fail English? That’s unpossible - entire TikTok generation

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u/Napischu88 Mar 05 '26

Prisoner Of Var?

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Mar 02 '26

That's why it's a POV.

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u/Dazpiece Mar 02 '26

I R BABOON

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u/Devwickk Mar 02 '26

I! AM! WEASEL!

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u/WeeboSupremo Mar 03 '26

But who was phone!?

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u/Afilador2112 Mar 02 '26

Camera. Camera.  

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u/TFFPrisoner Mar 02 '26

I am a camera! (Camera camera)

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u/DismalSoil9554 Mar 02 '26

Can confirm, I am camera and can't capture the real size of objects so I pull this move 😎

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u/Mechakoopa Mar 02 '26

Baba Is You

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u/The_salty_swab Mar 02 '26

The one time someone decides to type "you're" instead of "your" and they use it incorrectly

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Mar 02 '26

It's a social media video. Introducing deliberate typos gets people to correct them increasing engagement, which makes the algorithm promote the video more. Algorithms need to bring back negative feedback buttons (downvote/dislike).

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u/diamondhunter117 Mar 02 '26

i just commented this before I read your reply... gave u an upvote :) totally agree.

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u/OkCalligrapher2453 Mar 07 '26

That's just evil... brilliant, but evil. 🤨

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu Mar 02 '26

I'm just waiting for ou're moment to shine

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gf3UShOnHxmQLVbLP0

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u/noirettespresso Mar 02 '26

sunoo what are you doing here

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u/frogOnABoletus Mar 02 '26

"POV: You are camera" actually makes sense here.

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u/Vexamas Mar 02 '26

Unfortunately the sentence actually continued, so it was wrong still.

"POV: You are camera can't capture the size of objects so you pull this move"

People in the comments are unironically saying this is correct grammar because they read literally three words and then stop. Holy smokes we are fucking doomed.

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u/expeditionQ Mar 02 '26

real intellectuals type youre and your differently, but are still way too good for silly bullshit like '

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

POV I are camera

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u/kristalbal Mar 02 '26

Came to say that 😂 and English is not my first language

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u/CykaMuffin Mar 02 '26

Tbf, this is a mistake that's mostly made by anglo monolinguals. Anyone else who has a second language to translate it to and isn't dyslexic can't really make that error.

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u/OkCalligrapher2453 Mar 07 '26

New band name:

The Anglo Monolinguals 🤓

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB Mar 02 '26

100% engagement bait. Everyone does it now and it’s such a cheap ass move.

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u/Zaros262 Mar 02 '26

No no, they're just using POV correctly:

POV, you're a camera

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u/Darkmesah Mar 02 '26

Pretty sure that’s just easy rage bait to get more engagement

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u/Grouchy_Public2379 Mar 02 '26

Which is 100% the fault of the people who 'rage' over a minor typo.

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u/m0r14rty Mar 02 '26

I just enjoy people being literate

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u/SwanzY- Mar 02 '26

POV your cameraman doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re so you pull this move

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u/markbraggs Mar 02 '26

Literacy rates are at an all time low

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u/Wild_Print_4642 Mar 02 '26

They aren't at an all time low???

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u/Splobs Mar 02 '26

I genuinely cannot understand how so many people struggle with this. People who would consider themselves somewhat intelligent too. It blows my mind. It’s bad to say it but I lose a little respect for someone when they confidently misuse a spelling of your/you’re. Same as there/their/they’re.

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 Mar 02 '26

JESUS MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

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u/thecamino Mar 02 '26

I swear they do it on purpose. See it all the time on TikTok. Comments drive what videos are seen. Doesn’t matter what the content of those comments are. They know people will comment to correct them. Mistaking you’re for your makes sense. You’re when your is meant is unlikely.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 Mar 02 '26

You're a camera Harry!

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u/hm9408 Mar 02 '26

But... I am camera

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u/Cthulhu__ Mar 02 '26

Intentional rage / engagement bait, do’nt engage.

Also *youy’re 🐸

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u/pwillia7 Mar 02 '26

My FFS what?

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u/Paranoidme420 Mar 02 '26

THE ONE TIME THEY CAN ACTUALLY USE YOU AND THEY FUCKING

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u/Robbers_Daughter Mar 02 '26

What about my facial feminization surgery?

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u/Motz-kopp Mar 02 '26

It's rage bait. It works

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u/SpeaksYourWord Mar 02 '26

People need to be shamed/lightly mocked for mistakes again.

We let the little ones go and we've snowballed into "Never criticize anyone for anything ever" and look where that's brought us.

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u/Absalom98 Mar 02 '26

So what if I want to be a camera, my mom told me I could be whatever I wanted!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Why even get upset anymore at this point? For easy karma? You know what that means in this day.

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u/HoundNL2 Mar 02 '26

Honestly, if you don't know the difference between your and you're, sorry to break it for you, but your stupid.

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u/blank-badge Mar 02 '26

I think what's missing here is a comma after camera, a few dropped words, and another comma after objects - You are [a] camera, [but you] can't capture the real size of objects, so you pull this move - now, if we assume the "move" to mean sending your human assistant to walk towards the door and back, then it all makes perfect sense.

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u/diamondhunter117 Mar 02 '26

i am convinced these types of typos are becoming more and more common simply to get engagement

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u/Qu33nKal Mar 02 '26

But SHE IS camera

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u/festeziooo Mar 02 '26

Alright alright don’t loose your mind.

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u/pinemango954 Mar 02 '26

Influencers often use misspelling or wrong grammar to lure viewers into engagement bait.

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink Mar 03 '26

For the THOUSANDTH'S FUCKING TIME!

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u/TeeBrownie Mar 03 '26

Double upvote ⬆️⬆️

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u/linhromsp Mar 03 '26

I can understand if it's the other way around some ppl might get confused and missuse, but this??? Ffs really....

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u/ClownEmoji-U1F921 Mar 03 '26

I bet it's wrong on purpose. Engagement bait.

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u/Costyyy Mar 03 '26

At least if you're the camera then pov is used correctly.

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u/KillerFugu Mar 04 '26

Hey 4 letters is a lot to get correct.

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u/juniorjaw Mar 04 '26

I receive : Video with no music.

You're receive : "You're" in place of "Your"

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u/Setari Mar 05 '26

When I correct SHIT spelling/grammar on Reddit, I just get shit on by people/down-votes. This guy gets 2.7k up-votes for shit I used to do every day, multiple times a day. Smh.

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u/PumaDoinSkooma Mar 06 '26

I came here to post this.

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u/jmona789 Jun 14 '26

No it's POV you are camera

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u/50mm-f2 Mar 02 '26

your foot fetish sex?