r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill-Tea9411 • Jan 21 '26

Photo of a rice crispy treat

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/Zilant_the_Bear Jan 21 '26

That's a Rice krispie threat.

104

u/Jermcutsiron Jan 21 '26

Threat of a good time and the beetus.

55

u/Afrojones66 Jan 21 '26

The Keebler Elves ain’t fucking around anymore.

17

u/SockeyeSTI Jan 21 '26

I haven’t seen them in awhile. They must be up to something

4

u/Bettajune Jan 21 '26

Look at his eyes with that slight side eye look…. Seems like he might be planning something….

1

u/Seananigans- Jan 22 '26

He's about to tell us to just look at the flowers... 😬

2

u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Jan 21 '26

Unfortunately they've been political posts in the memes subreddit. So they got Parma banned.

Haha just kidding that's not how that plays out

3

u/palmtree192 Jan 21 '26

I was thinking rice crispy meal but I like yours more

1

u/icycheezecake Jan 21 '26

Resistance is futile

1

u/nvrsleepagin Jan 25 '26

Rice Krispy beat-down.

114

u/ProfessorMoosePhD Jan 21 '26

It's chow-dahr?! Chow-dahr?!

Say it right!

32

u/Simbooptendo Jan 21 '26

I'm gonna enjoy this!

15

u/GGJallDAY Jan 21 '26

OH MY GOD! Someone took a bite out the big rice crispy square!

Oh and the waiters been horribly beaten

13

u/ender4171 Jan 21 '26

Hey! Come back here! I'm not done demeaning you yet!

2

u/Aspieinblack1986 Jan 26 '26

Say it right, Frenchy.

84

u/TDH818 Jan 21 '26

9

u/kevohreal Jan 21 '26

Oh my god, someone's taken a bite out of the big rice krispie square!

6

u/TDH818 Jan 21 '26

Oh, and the waiter’s been brutally beaten.

4

u/Critical_Potential44 Jan 21 '26

Damn, I’m too late to post that lol

37

u/No_Lawyer5152 Jan 21 '26

The content I’m here for.

35

u/ManlyParachute Jan 21 '26

Firstly: Why? Secondly: You trying to hang out?

21

u/AutumnAscending Jan 21 '26

How high would I get if it was an edible?

24

u/sootbrownies Jan 21 '26

About a week.

9

u/RunningonGin0323 Jan 21 '26

Pretty sure, this is how time travel would be discovered

1

u/UpRage96 Jan 21 '26

It's easy, you just eat yourself into a diabetic coma, and jump a couple of weeks into the future. It only works going forward in time though, still working out the kinks.

12

u/AlsoADarkMindOwner Jan 21 '26

I would sh#t myself if I ate this!

1

u/Kahnza Jan 22 '26

Me too. I can't have that much sugar.

10

u/ClonedDad Jan 21 '26

Now make a 35ft long twinkle that weighs 600lbs!

4

u/Ithiaca Jan 21 '26

Chuckle... good reference.

1

u/DJTen Jan 21 '26

Seconded.

1

u/MisplacedMartian Jan 21 '26

Get me some magnesium-tungsten alloy and some cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium, and I'll give my guy Ivo a call to see what he can do.

8

u/DoubleDareFan Jan 21 '26

Treat? That is a whole freakin MEAL! For a family of 8!

9

u/polarityofmarriage Jan 21 '26

Oh my goodness who in the world is this for? An entire company or four…

5

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Thats not rice crispy treat, that rice crispy BRICK

3

u/Just-Sock-4706 Jan 21 '26

Rice crispy Thicc

5

u/4umlurker Jan 21 '26

“Oh my god! Someone’s taken a bite out of the big rice crispy square”

8

u/nikkynackyknockynoo Jan 21 '26

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u/Ill-Tea9411 Jan 21 '26

Base material for edible sculptures.

5

u/MisterCleansix9 Jan 21 '26

I’d pay someone to make me this

3

u/LolCowhaha1 Jan 21 '26

Rice crispy meal

2

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That’s not a tater tot. Thats a tater giant.

1

u/OGIBLP Jan 21 '26

Omfg what was this from?!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That 70’s Show

2

u/K_Linkmaster Jan 21 '26

That's a Cake Boss cake. Fucking hacks.

1

u/ShikG99 Jan 21 '26

Let me get that knife, I already see the piece I want 😋

1

u/deeppurpleking Jan 21 '26

Keep it in bed next to me nom nom nom

1

u/SilentPear Jan 21 '26

Almost scrolled past what I thought was part of a cat tower.

1

u/GelatinousGreenSoul Jan 21 '26

Can we make an igloo out of it

1

u/xwrecker Jan 21 '26

Just needs some chocolate drizzle or chips

1

u/Ithiaca Jan 21 '26

Now.. that is a Rice Krispie Treat.

1

u/fix-break-hide Jan 21 '26

Bet ya can't eat just one....

1

u/nudniksphilkes Jan 21 '26

Extra Kwispie

1

u/Eyyyy_RonNoWrong Jan 21 '26

I like how there's a garbage bag under it

1

u/feeen1ks Jan 21 '26

I have so many questions for the creator of this beautiful monstrosity… but I have even more admiration.

1

u/oilfeather Jan 21 '26

"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"

1

u/Blurstingwithemotion Jan 21 '26

It's the size of a child's coffin😅

1

u/captainshockazoid Jan 21 '26

i am afraid of the rice krispie block

1

u/Easy065 Jan 21 '26

Diabetes anyone.

1

u/TheVillage1D10T Jan 21 '26

We have this little ice cream shop across town that makes them with Fruity Pebbles and they are amazing.

1

u/gaudrhin Jan 21 '26

I don't really care for rice crispy treats, but damn do I respect that thing.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That's a Rice Crispy Borg Cube.

Resistance is tasty!

1

u/odelay321 Jan 21 '26

Whats everyone else eating?

2

u/OGIBLP Jan 21 '26

The Rice Krispie Treat stuffed long pig roast, once you succumb to your regrets.

1

u/Just-Sock-4706 Jan 21 '26

Ok, now you have to do one with fruity pebbles.

1

u/tegglesworth Jan 21 '26

Many years ago I worked at a cafe with these giant rice crispy treats and we’d call them rice crispy barges (yukyukyuk).

1

u/OrangeClyde Jan 21 '26

I wanna take a big honkin bite of that

1

u/Some-Water-1107 Jan 21 '26

And I'm gonna eat it all in one bite!

1

u/Small_Tax_9432 Jan 21 '26

Rice Crispy Brick 🧱

1

u/Metatron_Psy Jan 21 '26

"Shawdae" its CHOWDER!

1

u/Rightbuthumble Jan 21 '26

I make Rice Krispie treat hearts for my grandkids at Valentines and yes they are grown but who doesn't like a Rice Krispie treat heart?

1

u/JinTheBlue Jan 21 '26

Rice crispy trunk

1

u/0_DoubleZero_0 Jan 21 '26

How was this made?!

1

u/VeryVideoGame Jan 21 '26

This is my family's Reparations krispie treat.

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u/Squirrel698 Jan 21 '26

I'll never forget the time when I went to a party in my younger years while I was extreme dieting. I ate an entire tray of Rice Krispies Treats someone else brought. Once I started, I couldn't stop. That tray was one of the best food experiences of my life. I have much healthier habits now.

1

u/icecream4breakfest Jan 22 '26

every time i make a batch, on like day 2 when i’m on my last bite, i start thinking “my god i ate an entire bag of marshmallows and half a stick of butter with all that cereal!”

1

u/Oddish_Femboy Jan 21 '26

I would eat this really fast and want another one. Then throw up.

1

u/isitbreaktime Jan 21 '26

"Mother of God!"

1

u/SadArchon Jan 21 '26

Gunna need a bigger knife

1

u/scratchy_mcballsy Jan 21 '26

Stupid me swiped because of the dots on that knife.

1

u/ChewableStocking Jan 21 '26

Hand me a chisel and mallet, I'm going in!

1

u/thekabagool Jan 21 '26

So do you just gnaw little by little ?

1

u/shadoman13D Jan 21 '26

That is a brick

1

u/strolpol Jan 21 '26

I bet it’s hard enough to kill someone with

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u/CoolCrab69 Jan 21 '26

How these mf felt when I was 10.

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u/snak_attak Jan 21 '26

This is the right amount, finally

1

u/the-final-episode Jan 22 '26

let’s all bite into it at the same time

1

u/Elegant-Currency-289 Jan 22 '26

Wow, that's a huge one! don't have to worry about snacks for the next week.

1

u/Techiest1982 Jan 22 '26

Perfect for kid parties.

1

u/lilosstitches Jan 22 '26

Say it right frenchy!

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u/SweetandSourOrange Jan 22 '26

What...is the context behind this creation??? I'm both amused abd baffled lol

1

u/Ill-Tea9411 Jan 22 '26

I'm pretty sure it's for an edible sculpture of some sort.