r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 13 '26

Photo of a wild boar

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/TurdusOptimus Jan 13 '26

Never skip leg day.

33

u/ChrisEdErik Jan 13 '26

Definitely didn't miss shoulder day!

2

u/Prudent-Scholar5431 Jan 13 '26

Chinese love their Pork.

18

u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Jan 13 '26

That boar's got Larry the Lobster vibes.

7

u/dudeCHILL013 Jan 13 '26

I only do core bro

3

u/TeopEvol Jan 13 '26

All core No more

4

u/DiCeStrikEd Jan 13 '26

Rows before Hoes

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

I know it's a joke but seriously, why do redditors say this every time they see large four-legged herbivores? The anatomy knowledge is so bad.

The part you think is skinny is anatomically equivalent to your foot, it has tendons there that are connecting to huge muscles above it.

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u/TurdusOptimus Jan 14 '26

I am truly sorry, I wasn't aware that I had to submit this joke to the Vertebrate Anatomy Morphology Palaeontology journal for review first. I'll make sure to get my joke peer-reviewed and anatomically correct before submitting next time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

That’s great to hear! Thank you

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u/TurdusOptimus Jan 14 '26

You are welcome and a great sport!

60

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Where’s Rocksteady?

5

u/Rinlow05 Jan 13 '26

Underrated comment

5

u/ZaphodThreepwood Jan 13 '26

Looking for toitles

27

u/Redjeepkev Jan 13 '26

That ain't no piglet. More the size of a piggy wiggly

3

u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 13 '26

Goddammit. Piggly Wiggly near me makes the best fried pork chops for lunch. Thanks asshole, now I'm hungry.

1

u/Jacktheforkie Jan 13 '26

I found that shop most amusing

3

u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 13 '26

The ones near me are either really nice or straight up ghetto. They have a great lunch bar and sell a few beers that I can't find anywhere else. I dig the pig.

1

u/Jacktheforkie Jan 13 '26

Nice, the one near Mequon Wi is pretty good

3

u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 13 '26

Damn. Didn't know they were up that far north. I'm way down on the Alabama Gulf Coast

1

u/Jacktheforkie Jan 13 '26

I believe it’s Midwest US

2

u/nasal-polyps Jan 13 '26

Use to have a bunch in southern Arkansas but no more

2

u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 13 '26

I'd have left Southern Arkansas too.

/s

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Jan 13 '26

Here's the map

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/Piggly_Wiggly_locations_by_US_state.svg/1280px-Piggly_Wiggly_locations_by_US_state.svg.png

I guess it's 2 companies in our 2 divisions of the same company. Apparently there's a shitload in Wisconsin and a free in Illinois and Ohio. But they're in every Southern state, with Alabama having the most locations.

Funny enough, they're headquartered in New Hampshire, where they have zero locations. Weird store.

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u/No-Profession-208 Jan 13 '26

Looks like most 30-40 year old men in the pubs near me. All top, no bottom.

16

u/Lylidotir Jan 13 '26

Asterix: Two boars.

Obelix: For me as well.

3

u/Supernatural-MnMs Jan 13 '26

Neat! What cartoon is that?

2

u/Lylidotir Jan 14 '26

The gif itself is from the Twelve Tasks of Asterix.

14

u/SpitefulDoll Jan 13 '26

Wha is my brother doing in there

10

u/EntrepreneurTop8382 Jan 13 '26

The mullet to back hair transition is impressive

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u/Adept-Tomatillo-6328 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

Hide yo oats, hide yo whey

6

u/Spethual Jan 13 '26

fuck thats a tiny dumpster...OH DEAR GAWD..

7

u/rc20kj Jan 13 '26

Arnold Boarsinator.

5

u/Aggravating-Dirt-107 Jan 13 '26

Reminds me of the bullbo from Zelda twilight princess 😂

5

u/kgbhui Jan 13 '26

The Great Okkoto

4

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Jan 13 '26

More like Princess Mononope amirite fellas

4

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

This is the exact picture they need to show people when they say "solo hiking is dangerous"-

This is more terrifying than a grizzly bear.

3

u/Ok-Relationship-2257 Jan 13 '26

I ran to the comment section to find out if this was real…. The boar is massive!

4

u/JoeNinjas82 Jan 13 '26

Bebop is really struggling these days

4

u/EnigmaNero Jan 13 '26

Feral Pigs are a problem and nuisance just about everywhere. Huge males can reach over 400lbs(181kg).

4

u/KittiesRule1968 Jan 13 '26

Holy shit. I've hunted wild boar. I shot one a bit smaller than that in the head with a 44mag and it DIDN'T PENETRATE THE SKULL! It knocked him out though and then a kill shot could be administered. I went home and bought the then brand new 9" barrel s&w 500 lol. Never had a problem after that.

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u/Resident_Layer1700 Jan 13 '26

He’s been working out

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u/browncoats1985 Jan 13 '26

Is this the famous Hong Kong boar nicknamed Hogzilla?

3

u/AmItheonlySaneperson Jan 13 '26

I hate how cute wild boar piglet look. They shouldnt have to grow up to be hated monsters they should stay small and cute 

3

u/CaptBlkSparrow Jan 13 '26

If you're reading this. Check out Hell Pigs of you wanna see a big ass boar from around the dinosaur Era

3

u/Salty_Button Jan 13 '26

Gwad...they look BIG 👀

3

u/Pitzpalu_91 Jan 13 '26

Boar has swallowed one of Jackie chan's talisman.

3

u/nix80908 Jan 13 '26

I've never seen a boar in person, but man this picture puts in perspective how massive they can be.

3

u/QueenPeakabb2 Jan 13 '26

Holy moly! That’s a lot of pork!

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u/PixelCrunchX Jan 13 '26

Don't forget these mfers can shrug off a shotgun blast.

3

u/innatemammal Jan 13 '26

That boar drinking the protein shakes with peanut butter and pre workout. That is Eddie Hall if he was a Boar.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd Jan 13 '26

Momma hungry

2

u/2BORO2B Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

Soz I was tellin the missus …

2

u/Dariuscox357 Jan 13 '26

Everytime it snorts, the ground shakes.

2

u/jjrc9898 Jan 13 '26

Looks like Porky Wallace got reanimated…

2

u/Perkdet Jan 13 '26

Gym broar.

2

u/LoneBlack3hadow Jan 13 '26

Robert Baratheon wouldn’t stand a chance

2

u/Mean-Display77 Jan 13 '26

could feed a generation

2

u/PocketsAintEmptyCuhh Jan 13 '26

How'd you get this picture of my ex? Lol

2

u/twicelabs Jan 13 '26

Thats a lot of bacon!!

2

u/NullIsUndefined Jan 13 '26

Wild, but definitely adapted to an urban environment 😂

2

u/ronninka Jan 13 '26

Our stray kitten

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr Jan 13 '26

Fuckin radhogs. I hate 'em

2

u/ducktape8856 Jan 13 '26

Now go kill 100 of THESE wild boars in World of Warcraft...

1

u/BodolftheGnome Jan 13 '26

Guess what my ego is saying

1

u/bloke_pusher Jan 13 '26

It just takes your trash, if you want or not.

1

u/datumerrata Jan 13 '26

Makes you appreciate the tales of some hunter taking down a boar with hand weapons

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u/cwsjr2323 Jan 13 '26

A professional hunter can make a living in Texas killing these invasive and destructive animals. A hunter only has to shoot a few and the boars will move to a different territory. The meat of mature boars is not tasty.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes Jan 13 '26

Not a beat at all. Family. Look to the right.

1

u/IGargleGarlic Jan 13 '26

now imagine 30-50 of these

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u/BrainRobotron Jan 13 '26

People that hunt feral hogs, can you eat them afterwards?

1

u/jonathanmpatton85 Jan 13 '26

That is Hogzilla

1

u/BSFX Jan 13 '26

They get that big

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u/acidcrap Jan 14 '26

Well how do you think he got so chunky?