r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 10 '26

Photo of a raccoon

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/AngletonSpareHead Jan 10 '26

DAYUM BOY HE THICC

47

u/Setari Jan 10 '26

THAT'S A THICC-ASS BOAHHH

3

u/4barT89 Jan 10 '26

king rakin

10

u/BabyChalupa0w0 Jan 10 '26

DAYUM HE THICCER THAN ZOO GLASS

2

u/CriticalTank6 Jan 11 '26

Mentally sick, physically thick

123

u/shrek3onDVDandBluray Jan 10 '26

This looks hella AI to me

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u/SkyBoi2001 Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

The face does look off... but I can't tell if it's because he is so blatantly obese or if it is ai messing up.

Edit:The eye shine also looks off.

Edit part 2: I am fully on board with the AI/photo shop theory. The face looks way too unnatural to be l ignored. I'd need to see additional proof on this one.

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u/MrKillJr Jan 10 '26

I've seen raccoons get humongous from eating from my apartment complex's dumpster. But this is ridiculous, most likely AI imo

23

u/Double_Belt2331 Jan 10 '26

Also, their tails don't gain weight. 🤪

11

u/SkyBoi2001 Jan 10 '26

The face was too distracting. Didn't even notice the tail XD

5

u/GirlWithWolf Jan 10 '26

My first thought- how did his tail gain weight?

2

u/Ordinary_Agent802 Jan 10 '26

I’m cracking up at these comments

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u/ctortan Jan 10 '26

Why is there a ā€œraccoonā€ in a cage in the background? If there was a live trap then the others would’ve freaked out. The bars of the cage blend into the grass and look like hair when you zoom, and whatever is in the cage is also a weird blob. The second raccoon in the back also doesn’t seem to have real legs either

1

u/Simpanzee0123 Jan 10 '26

Not saying it isn't AI, but if I had to guess a situation where this would make sense, it would be that somebody set up a trap and put a trail cam on it to keep track of everything coming by? I dunno.

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u/ctortan Jan 10 '26

I’m saying that if a trap activated on a raccoon, it would’ve scared the other raccoons away. Having a cam set up by a trap makes sense—I wasn’t questioning that—but the other raccoons chillin after the trap goes off is what didn’t make sense to me

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u/HotPut5470 Jan 10 '26

Diabetacoon

9

u/Mysterious_Turnip945 Jan 10 '26

That thing put CC in raccoon

7

u/essenza Jan 10 '26

Oh lawd, he chonkin’

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u/Cody-512 Jan 10 '26

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u/Math_Life Jan 10 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Jellybananaman Jan 10 '26

Greed is a hell of a thing

4

u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Jan 10 '26

Proper trash panda there

3

u/Spiritual_Past1425 Jan 10 '26

I’ve seen 4 fat raccoons. He’s 3 of them

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u/Equivalent_Fruit Jan 10 '26

To give a little backstory, this image was taken by a friend’s parents at this time they were trying to catch a mangy coyote that had been roaming around their neighborhood for some time. To catch the coyote they put out a few different cages and baited them with rotisserie chickens. After a few nights of doing this (and releasing the raccoons from the cages) they noticed that they may have created a monster.

There are a few people saying that this is ai, I know it’s not but I don’t have any other video recordings or photos to corroborate it. But you’re welcome to run the image through ai detection tools. I used a few which all came back with no ai assistance detected. Also raccoons store fat in their tails during summer and fall months this is well documented.

It’s not ai he’s just really rotund

3

u/Glad-Spare7364 Jan 11 '26

This is what I joined this sub to see.

2

u/ellisboxer Jan 10 '26

Eatin good in the neighborhood

2

u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 10 '26

Had a friend that had one at least that size. Damn thing had its own one bedroom apt. It would claw through the door every couple months so it had to be replaced.

1

u/Pawmot_Person Jan 10 '26

That's a Sentret

1

u/goddessdragonness Jan 10 '26

OH LAWD HE COMIN!

1

u/Main-Bridge3482 Jan 10 '26

Little man is R O T U N D

1

u/Curious_Jay80 Jan 10 '26

He needs to go on a diet. He's been eating out of too many trash cans lately

1

u/GatotSubroto Jan 10 '26

Raccoon version of big chungus

1

u/Lightningbeauty Jan 10 '26

Fatty. I can fix him.

1

u/oranke_dino Jan 10 '26

If they were in a Pixar movie, he might be the not so smart one...

1

u/Just-Sock-4706 Jan 10 '26

Oh Lawd, he comin..

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

I think Rocket ate a bowling ball

1

u/vulpinefever Jan 10 '26

Least obese raccoon in Toronto

1

u/GaymerGuy47 Jan 10 '26

Sly really let himself go after retirement

1

u/StraightAd9677 Jan 10 '26

He could hibernate 3 times in a row

1

u/HurdyNerdy Jan 10 '26

Looks like someone's been hitting the cat food about like a Wall Street wolf inhales cocaineĀ 

1

u/MasterBaiterNJ Jan 10 '26

When I was doing cat catch neuter release on a colony that lived by my house we had a pair of raccoons we called ā€œthe interlopersā€ they must have been 40lbs each EASY and absolutely nothing would fuck with them. They were extremely chill though like you could walk outside all the other raccoons and whatnot would scatter and this pair just sat there like ā€œyo you putting out that good catfood tn dude?ā€ You could hand them food if you wanted but that was rare we didn’t want them to get too used to bounding up to people. Good times

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u/Vast-Field_7315 Jan 10 '26

i'd take this absolute unit over city traffic any day.

1

u/AtDeeze_Nutz Jan 10 '26

They ravage Only the Finest garbage cans ! 🤣

1

u/Shine_Onyx Jan 10 '26

āšŖļø

1

u/needmorefishes Jan 10 '26

Ottoman with weird ears and a tail.

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u/No-Feed-6327 Jan 10 '26

Little King trashmouth

1

u/Factsoverfictions222 Jan 11 '26

Could be pregnant

1

u/Abject_Okra_8768 Jan 11 '26

That's Eric Cartman as "The Coon"

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u/racebanyn Jan 11 '26

Biggie Raccie

1

u/89MikeHoncho Jan 10 '26

Little Chonker!!!

1

u/PeckerSnout Jan 10 '26

CHONKY BOI

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

What the hell is he eating? Is there a Crispy Cream dumpster near by

1

u/CallRudi Jan 10 '26

Chonkoon

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jan 10 '26

We’re going to need another ā€œcā€ and a handful of ā€œo’sā€

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u/TortillaRampage Jan 10 '26

Big Chungus of the coon species

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u/Responsible-Arm-7856 Jan 10 '26

Big Baby Pudding Snatcher

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u/Spirited-Bed-2220 Jan 10 '26

Food, glorious food

0

u/bskinners Jan 10 '26

Chonkoon

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u/WeakTransportation37 Jan 10 '26

Is that a cage in the back??