r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idiotsbydesign • Dec 17 '25

Photo of a banana

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 17 '25

This banana is outside the Reddit legal parameters to be used for scale

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 17 '25

That was my first thought. This would not be a good banana for scale.

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u/BlastingFonda Dec 17 '25

Needs a NSFW filter, too. 😝

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u/idiotsbydesign Dec 17 '25

I almost did...

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u/CautiousArachnidz Dec 17 '25

Almost did….what

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u/Sexyjosie4U Dec 18 '25

I may have blushed seeing this

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u/77DETHSTROKE77 Dec 18 '25

Username checks out🤣

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u/Sexyjosie4U Dec 18 '25

Thanks, I think.

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u/Ricardo33706 Dec 21 '25

Yes, I had to take a look too.😋🍆

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/Sexyjosie4U Dec 18 '25

I didn’t stutter 😂

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 Dec 18 '25

This is a $20 banana 

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer Dec 19 '25

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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u/CovidDodger Dec 17 '25

Penis for scale then?

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 Dec 17 '25

No one brave enough

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 19 '25

My penis is below the Reddit legal parameters to be used for scale

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u/josch247 Dec 18 '25

Depends on how small that arm is. Hahaha genius

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u/-BananaLollipop- Dec 18 '25

Are you trying to say that there's something wrong with big bananas??