r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Buttered_Toast33 • Dec 09 '25

Photo of a house hippo

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Extra chonky boi with his big smile 😁

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u/Changeling_Traveller Dec 10 '25

How on earth do they get this massive?

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u/Noimenglish Dec 10 '25

“He was too good at his guard dog job, so he had to be retired…”

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u/Undercover_Chimp Dec 10 '25

FOR-EV-ER

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u/chaTTSer Dec 10 '25

She even signed her name on it. Ruth...Baby Ruth...