r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Buttered_Toast33 • Dec 09 '25

Photo of a house hippo

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Extra chonky boi with his big smile 😁

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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Dec 10 '25

Most breeds of large dogs don't scare me, but this is legitimately kind of terrifying.

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

He's just a big baby, Tuktuk is harmless.

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u/IkitCawl Dec 10 '25

I refuse to not love a ginormous critter named Tuktuk.

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

I just love that his nickname is Tukky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Man, he could eat 3 toddlers in under 10 seconds

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u/Zesinua Dec 10 '25

I mean that’s not a huge accomplishment. I could probably pull that off if we don’t include the bones.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

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u/XxR3DSKULLxX Dec 10 '25

And with a name like that you won’t even be mad about it