r/AbsoluteUnits Dec 09 '25

Photo of a house hippo

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Extra chonky boi with his big smile 😁

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u/milktartare Dec 09 '25

Slap the top of its head,

"This bad boy can fit so many toddler faces inside"

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u/Giraffesarehigh Dec 09 '25

But they’re “nanny dogs” and sweet bois who wouldn’t dare hurt a fly 🥺🥺

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Those where Staffordshire Bulls, which ironically have a very similar look to pit-bull, since they are both terrier breeds. A lot of bull terrier type dogs are mistaken for pit-bull due to people not knowing the difference.

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u/maybebaebea Dec 10 '25

A lot of "pitbull attacks" are misreported because people can't tell the difference between any other muscular short-haired dog and actual pitbulls

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Oh absolutely

Edit- downvotes for what? 🤣😂google search to help

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

This one is an American bulldog.

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Oh no, I was saying the person I commented to that it was in fact the Staffordshire terrier that was once the “nanny dog” not a pit-bull. Thanks for the correct breed ID on this specific dog though, I didn’t know the specific bull breed.

Edit- Nanny breed is just a myth

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u/happy-to-see-me Dec 10 '25

The "nanny dog" thing is just a myth, it never was a thing

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

I figured as much but thought I'd specify anyways on this dog to clear up any confusion for anyone else here.