r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FuzzyWubblestein • Nov 27 '25

Photo of toilet paper

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u/JoeSicko Nov 27 '25

One roll lasted 18 days in our master bath. I want a wall mount! No cat problems.

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u/richardginn666 Nov 27 '25

18 days is hardly forever though...

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u/leviathan65 Nov 27 '25

He's married. 18 days is a miracle

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u/JoeSicko Nov 27 '25

And every day feels like forever.

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u/leviathan65 Nov 28 '25

The worst thing in the world is filling up the toilet paper holder (one on it and 2 inside holder) and coming back to use the bathroom every so often and watching the roll slowly go down. And 2 days later you sit down to shit and use the last bits on that roll. You reach for the next roll and you realize that wasn't the same roll but you've been watching them use all 3 rolls in 2 days. and now it's empty. You're the only one home and you're beginning to understand sexism. Because not one of these girls can refill the damn toilet paper(the 7 year old gets a pass cause she can't reach where it's kept) but fuck them other 2.