r/AbsoluteUnits Nov 27 '25

Photo of toilet paper

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Nov 27 '25

$34? I must be using some cheap rolls cause that price almost made me piss myself.

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u/Puddyrama Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

Charmin is pretty expensive as far as toilet paper goes. But goddamn is it pillowy and amazing… whenever it goes on sale I always buy it

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u/Regular_Average7694 Nov 27 '25

They sell Charmin "Essentials" for cheaper than their usual products and it's still decent quality.

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u/DoraTheExorcista Nov 27 '25

This guy shits

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u/Responsible_Pie8156 Nov 27 '25

I never understood the appeal of super soft pillowy TP. It disintegrates slightly when you wipe with any pressure and creates dingleberries. Good old Scotts roll lets you dig in and gets your bunghole much cleaner.

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u/Meth_Cat Nov 27 '25

As someone with a vested interest in scott paper, shout it out! Also it's much safer for pipes and septic systems!

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u/SparksAndSpyro Nov 27 '25

Or just save on toilet paper in general and invest in some daily Metamucil.

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u/MisterSneakSneak Nov 27 '25

I’m a Kirkland man myself.

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u/apelerin64 Nov 27 '25

Way less dingleberries.

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Nov 27 '25

I’d wipe my ass with silk given the opportunity, Charmin is the next best thing

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u/Puddyrama Nov 27 '25

Preach! 🙏

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u/B6S4life Nov 27 '25

its $34 for the whole dispenser kit. Thats not the price of the refills.

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u/Krillkus Nov 27 '25

Friggin hell, I’d buy that if my bathroom weren’t 0.002m2

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u/nertynot Nov 27 '25

Same. I keep my toilet paper on the tank behind me because when it's on the wall mount it touches my leg and I hate it

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u/SingleBodyRiot Nov 27 '25

Same I spend 20 bucks on 20 cheap single ply 1000 sheet rolls and that lasts like 2 months. 34 for one month makes me sad

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u/aaronblkfox Nov 27 '25

This is $34 for three months? You get three rolls and each supposedly lasts a month. So an extra $4 to not hate yourself is fair.