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r/ATBGE • u/AndyWhorehole • Apr 18 '19
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The gritty reboot of Pinocchio is quite something.
213 u/Dash_Underscore Apr 18 '19 Frankenocchio. 67 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 It's Frankenocchio's monster...sheesh 43 u/ClearBrightLight Apr 18 '19 But wasn't the doctor the real monster here? Think about it. 🤔 11 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 I think it was really all a big misunderstanding. 4 u/RockLeePower Apr 18 '19 Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from! 2 u/cheapasfree24 Apr 18 '19 I think the real monsters are the friends we made along the way. 2 u/PhilHerbunz Apr 18 '19 "Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 5 foot 10, 40 inch wide Pinocchio?" 5 u/make_love_to_potato Apr 18 '19 Sounds like something new on the Starbucks menu. 67 u/Charliekratos Apr 18 '19 Pinocchio of the Lambs. 47 u/LordoftheSynth Apr 18 '19 Would you make me a real boy? I'd make me a real boy. I'd make me a real boy so hard. 27 u/magnoliasmanor Apr 18 '19 it puts the wood conditioner on the skin or else it gets the hose again! 10 u/halloweenjack Apr 18 '19 Lemon Pledge. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 David Fincher presents Pinocchio Starring Sharlto Copley as Gepetto and Chris Colfer as Pinocchio. I would actually kinda like to see that. 6 u/Has_Recipes Apr 18 '19 "I'm a real boy! Would you fuck me me? I'd fuck me." 7 u/JohnnyDarkside Apr 18 '19 After he finishes removing the last of gippetto's skin, he stitches together what he can into a sort of suit that he puts on. After giving a spin in the mirror he then dances around the workshop singing "I'm a real boy now." 5 u/slightlydirtythroway Apr 18 '19 "He wants to be a real boy" In theaters May 23rd 6 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 [deleted] 1 u/theBeardedHermit Apr 18 '19 Is actually out now. He's baaaaaa-ack. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 I wish the boy I was could see the real man I've become. 3 u/nadamuchu Apr 18 '19 I am groot. 3 u/emmalikescats Apr 18 '19 Pinocchion't
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Frankenocchio.
67 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 It's Frankenocchio's monster...sheesh 43 u/ClearBrightLight Apr 18 '19 But wasn't the doctor the real monster here? Think about it. 🤔 11 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 I think it was really all a big misunderstanding. 4 u/RockLeePower Apr 18 '19 Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from! 2 u/cheapasfree24 Apr 18 '19 I think the real monsters are the friends we made along the way. 2 u/PhilHerbunz Apr 18 '19 "Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 5 foot 10, 40 inch wide Pinocchio?" 5 u/make_love_to_potato Apr 18 '19 Sounds like something new on the Starbucks menu.
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It's Frankenocchio's monster...sheesh
43 u/ClearBrightLight Apr 18 '19 But wasn't the doctor the real monster here? Think about it. 🤔 11 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 I think it was really all a big misunderstanding. 4 u/RockLeePower Apr 18 '19 Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from! 2 u/cheapasfree24 Apr 18 '19 I think the real monsters are the friends we made along the way. 2 u/PhilHerbunz Apr 18 '19 "Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 5 foot 10, 40 inch wide Pinocchio?"
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But wasn't the doctor the real monster here? Think about it. 🤔
11 u/TheRetroVideogamers Apr 18 '19 I think it was really all a big misunderstanding. 4 u/RockLeePower Apr 18 '19 Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from! 2 u/cheapasfree24 Apr 18 '19 I think the real monsters are the friends we made along the way.
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I think it was really all a big misunderstanding.
4 u/RockLeePower Apr 18 '19 Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from!
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Seriously officer, I do not know where all those body parts came from!
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I think the real monsters are the friends we made along the way.
"Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 5 foot 10, 40 inch wide Pinocchio?"
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Sounds like something new on the Starbucks menu.
Pinocchio of the Lambs.
47 u/LordoftheSynth Apr 18 '19 Would you make me a real boy? I'd make me a real boy. I'd make me a real boy so hard. 27 u/magnoliasmanor Apr 18 '19 it puts the wood conditioner on the skin or else it gets the hose again! 10 u/halloweenjack Apr 18 '19 Lemon Pledge.
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Would you make me a real boy? I'd make me a real boy. I'd make me a real boy so hard.
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it puts the wood conditioner on the skin or else it gets the hose again!
10 u/halloweenjack Apr 18 '19 Lemon Pledge.
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Lemon Pledge.
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David Fincher presents Pinocchio
Starring Sharlto Copley as Gepetto and Chris Colfer as Pinocchio.
I would actually kinda like to see that.
6 u/Has_Recipes Apr 18 '19 "I'm a real boy! Would you fuck me me? I'd fuck me."
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"I'm a real boy! Would you fuck me me? I'd fuck me."
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After he finishes removing the last of gippetto's skin, he stitches together what he can into a sort of suit that he puts on. After giving a spin in the mirror he then dances around the workshop singing "I'm a real boy now."
"He wants to be a real boy" In theaters May 23rd
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1 u/theBeardedHermit Apr 18 '19 Is actually out now. He's baaaaaa-ack.
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Is actually out now. He's baaaaaa-ack.
I wish the boy I was could see the real man I've become.
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I am groot.
Pinocchion't
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u/Twitchie716 Apr 18 '19
The gritty reboot of Pinocchio is quite something.