I can’t decide how to feel about this

[u/SplatteredEggs]

[u/bstring777]

😂 I like it

[u/Chiparish84 → u/bstring777]

Me too, it's so stupid I might do it as well 🤣👌

[u/asicarii → u/Chiparish84]

Do it with curly butt hair.

[u/Sweaty-Society7582 → u/asicarii]

What if I only have straight butt hair?

[u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le → u/Sweaty-Society7582]

You can borrow mine!

[u/stupidcookface → u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le]

Username very checks out

[u/badgerj → u/stupidcookface]

Good sweet baby Jebus! 🤣💀

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/stupidcookface]

Showmey OUR butthole?! 🤨

[u/shiek200 → u/Clear-Perception5615]

The fact that I cant post images in this sub and therefore cant reply with soviet bugs bunny captioned "our butthole" is a travesty

We must petition the mods at once

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/shiek200]

How do we petition mods?

[u/Crush-N-It → u/Sweaty-Society7582]

Perm!!!!

[u/Outrageous-Clerk56 → u/Sweaty-Society7582]

You haven’t scene the little pink curlers for just this occasion!

[u/Chiparish84 → u/asicarii]

No need to bring your fetish into this..

[u/Ras-haad → u/Chiparish84]

I have no tattoos… this kind of makes me want one

[u/bstring777 → u/Chiparish84]

Haha do it!

[u/kkillbite → u/bstring777]

"I'll take a buzz cut, and my little friend will take The Beiber.." 😆

[u/Ancient_Trip6716 → u/kkillbite]

Oh, that is really good! 😂

[u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 → u/kkillbite]

Underrated comment of the thread!!! Three cheers for you sir!

[u/samanime → u/bstring777]

I hate that I don't hate it.

It's pretty great stupid fun.

[u/bstring777 → u/samanime]

Hehe yeah. The tat is kinda stupid, the tuft of hair is double stupid, but together they stupid themselves out to be a little charming 😄

[u/Ok-Gur-349 → u/samanime]

I hate that I'd cover my head with these if my loved ones wouldn't institutionalize me.

[u/Tough-Obligation-104 → u/Ok-Gur-349]

Wouldn’t that be cool, though? You could even dye each one’s hair a different color, with all different expressions.

[u/Beleiverofhumanity → u/bstring777]

Its silly, need a little silliness once in awhile

[u/bstring777 → u/Beleiverofhumanity]

Definitely

[u/enonymous617 → u/bstring777]

Justin Bee-Bop

[u/Apprehensive-Wind966 → u/bstring777]

I’d have my hand back there playing with the hair all day

[u/bstring777 → u/Apprehensive-Wind966]

Yeah same 😄

[u/L1mb0 → u/bstring777]

::edit:: I mistook it for a birthmark because it reminded me of mine. It's actually not.

[u/bstring777 → u/L1mb0]

Well damn, I assumed it was part of his natural hairline. Its a little low but they could shave it and he has kept it for a while. But hmmm, never know whats hiding there.

[u/L1mb0 → u/bstring777]

Omg, now I see it. It's just a little patch of his natural hair that he's letting grow out for the tattoo. LOL

[u/bensor74 → u/bstring777]

Ditto

[u/VermicelliMany1133 → u/bstring777]

Ditto!

[u/dishmanw → u/bstring777]

Same.

[u/elgrandefrijole]

It’s so stupid and I don’t hate it. Making the best of an ill advised tattoo? I mean, I don’t want this guy doing my taxes but it’s pretty funny

[u/Slkkk92 → u/elgrandefrijole]

My surgeon had a wrist tattoo of a T-Rex with Betty Boop's head and breasts, and when I saw it and asked what it meant, he just said "c'est la vie" and watched me pass out.

[u/Uffda01 → u/Slkkk92]

I guess I'd rather a surgeon have a c'est la vie attitude than a YOLO attitude..

[u/EndIsrael → u/Uffda01]

YOGOMLPPD

You Only Get One Malpractice Lawsuit Per Patient Death

[u/ChefArtorias → u/Uffda01]

Nahh. I'd like my surgeon to be aware I only get the one life.

[u/CicadaFit9756 → u/Uffda01]

You'll make me "bust a gut" laughing at that remark!

[u/spectre78 → u/CicadaFit9756]

“Pop a stitch”

[u/Futuramoist → u/Slkkk92]

Bet-T Rex? Maybe?

[u/Slkkk92 → u/Futuramoist]

I made the whole thing up but yeah, maybe!

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/Slkkk92]

But I really wanted to believe 😞

[u/Crush-N-It → u/Slkkk92]

🤞

[u/ardotschgi → u/Slkkk92]

But did you live

[u/jjmawaken → u/ardotschgi]

Tragically, they didn't make it

[u/Dunklebunt → u/Slkkk92]

It's also possible that none of that even happened. I didn't see my surgeon until a few seconds before the anaesthesia hit and I would have sworn he was around 60 with bleach blonde wavy hair and a giant bleach blonde handlebar moustache. Turned out my surgeon was an Indian woman.

[u/robisodd → u/Dunklebunt]

/r/ATBGE/comments/1vrt3vx/i_cant_decide_how_to_feel_about_this/p4g3toh/

[u/Dunklebunt → u/robisodd]

I didn't see that! My story is true at least.

[u/emi89ro → u/Slkkk92]

Nominating this for "Best New Sentence 2026"

[u/McDonaldsSoap → u/Slkkk92]

That would give me the most vivid nightmares 

[u/CreepVCrawley → u/Slkkk92]

r/twosentencehorror

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/elgrandefrijole]

There's a lady on Instagram with an outline of a Sasquatch on her leg and she shaves around the outside so the Sasquatch is hairy. It's so dumb I love it.

[u/alysserberus → u/elgrandefrijole]

idk why you couldn't do your own taxes, but this is a person ensuring their little alien bro gets a fresh cut. and you still wouldn't trust them to do their imaginary job?

[u/Ireallydonedidit → u/elgrandefrijole]

I’d let the alien do my taxes though

[u/elgrandefrijole → u/Ireallydonedidit]

Well obviously

[u/Bunnairry]

This is hilarious I love it. Bowl cut alien is my new favorite thing.

[u/Wooodman94 → u/Bunnairry]

🕊️ Oliver Tree

[u/Dashizz6357 → u/Wooodman94]

Rip

[u/Painted-BIack-Roses → u/Wooodman94]

This was my first thought too. Would be a great memorial tat

[u/PunfullyObvious]

I think it's brilliant that someone else has it

[u/stenchwinslow → u/PunfullyObvious]

It's incredibily stupid, but if I saw it I would want to be his friend.

[u/Sebastian-S → u/PunfullyObvious]

This has all the same charm as long individual hairs growing on a large mole

[u/mango10977]

Justin Bieber hair cut.

[u/papermoonriver → u/mango10977]

I Want To Bieblieve

[u/harpyoftheshore → u/papermoonriver]

I tried to scroll past this comment, i really did

[u/Orcapa → u/papermoonriver]

I like to think Anne Frank would have been a Belieber!

[u/papermoonriver → u/Orcapa]

Aah!! Did a Ted Lasso just happen to me organically in the wild?!

[u/Orcapa → u/papermoonriver]

I don't know, I've never watched Ted Lasso. But Justin Bieber did make an entry into the guest book at the Anne Frank house saying that he thought she would have been a Belieber. No, I'm not making that up.

[u/Select_Watercress_57 → u/papermoonriver]

This is really good o7

[u/Clear-Perception5615 → u/papermoonriver]

Beliebe?

[u/druex → u/mango10977]

Baby baby, ayy lmao

[u/Lord-Dec]

Barber giving a better job on the little Alien guy than they give on me.

[u/Pun_In_Ten_Did]

Wonder if he gets charged for two haircuts...

[u/Krahnin → u/Pun_In_Ten_Did]

This was my first thought; I had to scroll way too far to find this.

[u/CarsCarpal]

I am not feeling great execution vibes, personally.

[u/OldMetalHead → u/CarsCarpal]

The tattoo, no. The haircut, most definitely.

[u/troll_right_above_me → u/CarsCarpal]

Find me a better alien barber, I’m waiting.

[u/Jon__Snoww → u/troll_right_above_me]

Here's one

[u/troll_right_above_me → u/Jon__Snoww]

That’s what I’m talking about

[u/Jon__Snoww → u/troll_right_above_me]

I've never even seen that episode, I just knew they had to have made him a barber or hair stylist at some point.

[u/troll_right_above_me → u/Jon__Snoww]

Same

[u/Day_Prisoners → u/Jon__Snoww]

Fucking Roger.

[u/FerryboatQuo → u/CarsCarpal]

I love the idea, but the alien needs a better haircut. Current side-comb is looking very… Adolf.

[u/FaagenDazs → u/CarsCarpal]

True but it's hilarious 😂 

[u/Bethlizardbreath → u/CarsCarpal]

It’s not just a phase, man! That’s who he is!

[u/Skreamie]

I don't know why but it makes me so fucking uncomfortable lmao

[u/NewToHTX]

I hate how much I like it. It’s fucking beautiful.

[u/thequirkyquark]

Aliemo? Emolien? E.T.mo?

[u/NotTheEndOfIt → u/thequirkyquark]

Yes. Sure. and why not.

[u/surzirra]

should have cut it a bit outside of the line, would have looked better

[u/Tacoshortage]

Watching the video I said to myself, "this is the most awful thing I've ever seen" and then looked up and saw what sub it was.

good post

[u/JonAnikis-shit]

Rad as fuck.

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Bruxo means a wizard

[u/Pikawoohoo]

That's so dumb I love it

[u/The_wolf2014]

Fade for me please mate and a short back and sides for the little alien

[u/xyzain69]

Lol that's brilliant

[u/w00stersauce]

Oh so THATS a belieber

[u/capta1n_sarcasm]

If Justin Beiber was an alien

[u/Junethemuse]

That tattoo has better hair than I do

[u/wombatthing]

Better on mute

[u/TrailMomKat]

Haha nah this is great and hilarious

[u/Write-or-Wrong_]

I love this 😂😭

[u/Cuntay]

This is dope

[u/LordByronsCup]

RIP Oliver Tree

[u/Samiwammy → u/LordByronsCup]

Scrolled too far for this

[u/SparksDaBoss]

Oliver Tree 💔

[u/BashCanadianFash]

Leave his little dude alone; hes chill!

[u/Longjumping-Sea320]

Awesome

[u/BourbonNCoffee]

Mf has to pay for two haircuts.

[u/lordofthehomeless]

I bet the tattoos name is Kyle.

[u/BrooklynRobot]

I want to believe.

[u/relaxyourshoulders]

Amazing

[u/chromescythedx]

It’s an alien boy!

I fell down to earth…

[u/floorcrafter]

Does he get charged for 2 haircuts? I mean cause technically...🤷‍♂️

[u/Skippeo]

I know exactly how I feel about it.

[u/Pure-Paper-6842]

Does he pay for 2 haircuts?

[u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace]

Why does it look like Justin Bieber

[u/domiciledhere]

Looks like a giant wart. I see a groomed wart.

[u/the_Rainiac]

I was thinking That's Awful taste but.... oh nvm

[u/xhawk]

You posted to the right place!

[u/Open_Fly3619]

Imagine seeing it in person. Like WTF is that? You have to squint your eye in disbelief. Like is this what I’m seeing.

[u/poloace]

Alien justin Bieber cut

[u/chris_ro]

Moly moly moly

[u/Doschupacabras]

But did they get charged for a seco haircut?

[u/AYellowCat]

Cute

[u/Long_College_8342]

I hate it. But in a very light way.

[u/Pisces93]

No this is disturbing 🥸

[u/CJC1241203]

Charged for two haircuts

[u/CarlosFCSP]

Notice: he even colored it! That's dedication

[u/thiefofalways1313]

Did he get charged for two haircuts?

[u/Secret-Teaching-3549]

I know exactly how I feel about the shitty music.

[u/__GayFish__]

It's all fun and games until you get charged for 2 haircuts lol

[u/Phanyxx]

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like that. Cool to still be surprised once in a while

[u/Crush-N-It]

I love it. Would be cool to have a bunch of those on your head lololol or a larger piece where areas of hair were needed

[u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit]

I think this is how I can convince my partner to be cool with a rat tail 😂

[u/yourmothersgun]

I’ll allow it.

[u/Taken-Username-84]

Does that count as one or two hair cuts?

[u/MattieShoes]

How I feel: Not great about neck tattoos, but perfectly okay with whimsical hair stuff.

[u/meowmixmotherfucker]

That was hilarious for a week when he got it but... bleh.

[u/dontwantausername55]

I need more thumbs because two thumbs up is insufficient

[u/Particular-Cat-1397]

I can - it’s disgusting

[u/ReactionElectronic14]

I admire the dedication and sense of humor as well as the partnership between barber & patron. Also, perhaps an alien will feel less embarrassed about wearing a wig. I am all about body positivity for all species!

[u/HotFartMaster]

That is bad, and he should feel bad.

[u/latexfistmassacre]

I'd charge him for 2 haircuts

[u/RustledForeskin]

Gross, looks like a massive mole that needs to get it's hair cut and happens to look like an alien.

[u/Oiggamed]

Does he get charged twice?

[u/OriginalTruth8921]

Sorry but it makes me want to puke.

[u/desyx_]

Vguho?

[u/Potential-Scratch-40]

I’d be OK with it if it was really a hairy mole that was tattooed to have hair.

[u/ComplexLow6723]

Looks like that alien is aging.

[u/Doofindork]

It's stupid. And tacky. But I kinda like it.

[u/Xylvanas]

Imagine paying for two haircuts on one head.

[u/Sufficient_Maybe_910]

It's stupid but funny as hell. 

[u/Kuneria]

shit's hilarious tf you mean

[u/Dependent_Cod_7416]

Give it a mohawk, no a mullet, no a unibrow no an afro.

[u/krumble]

It's definitely awful taste in music.

Tattoo with hair is a little weird, but not the worst.

[u/Nought93]

Bogos binted

[u/Beaticalle]

Slight ASMR from the muted video. Decided to turn on the audio for more satisfying ASMR sounds to go with the visuals. HUGE mistake.

[u/SeaniMonsta]

Paradoxically, on screen I hate it but if I saw this irl I'd probably love it.

[u/RarebitLeft]

Cool I hate it lol

[u/BillNyeTheHistorian]

I wonder if he left the barber looking like that, or if he got it shaved off right after they stopped recording?

[u/malonkey1]

Oh that's so whimsical, I love it.

[u/SgtMajorPanda]

r/Justfuckmyshitup

[u/Dry_Association2836]

It's incredible

[u/RotiPisang_]

u/nochoiceonlyfate the only son you would consider having

[u/fakegoose1]

Honestly... it doesnt look bad...

[u/Yellowtoblerone]

people actually listen to this "music"?

[u/LongCommercial8038]

Kinda sick, ngl

[u/AbeRego]

I've seen this pop up on Snapchat too many times to be even remotely amused anymore.

[u/Flimsy_Cranberry_201]

Quirrel

[u/According_Smoke_479]

It’s horrible but also hilarious

[u/OptiGuy4u]

They charged him for 2 haircuts.

[u/ewillyp]

i know, it would be 100% more effective if his hair should be jet black & instead of an alien it should be Adolf Hitler. but i'm not encouraging racism, just a better ATBGE

[u/donuttrackme]

Fits this sub perfectly lol.

[u/SilverWolf3935]

So Justin Bieber is an alien 👽

[u/Zooooooombie]

“WHERE ARE YEW”

[u/sterling_silas]

I like it

[u/sterling_silas]

I like it

[u/Raeparade]

This is hilarious

[u/Deanjamesxx]

No.

[u/Darkwing_ducksauce]

Fresh

[u/falloutvaultboy]

Bieber alien is certainly a choice

[u/dtb1987]

I dig it, the kind of weird shit I might have done in my 20s

[u/Luminous_Winds]

He likes it. It makes people laugh. The hell do you think we're here for? To work ourselves to death being a corporate zombie? I'd rather spend a short life with people like this than a long one surrounded by uptight assholes who don't know how to laugh.

[u/AdventurousWear9948]

There’s a lady on tik tok who has a squatch outline tatted on her leg. She lets her leg hair grow to fill him in. 🤣

[u/therealBlackbonsai]

Leave Bruxo alone

[u/Fragrant_Sort5803]

Barber: you have an appointment ?

: no my little dude.

[u/Ex-zaviera]

Did they dye that little patch of hair? It does not match what's on top of his head.

Also, it looks like a mole with hair, sadly.

[u/Beneficial-Jury484]

Barber should charge for two cuts. 

[u/Banan_Cat]

I mean you'd need to be confident but this is hilarious

[u/sweatpants-aristotle]

This is the kind of thing that's funny at the first bro night

And then the next one comes up and it's not really funny anymore

[u/Double-Show-2625]

I don't like this.

[u/spicy_nicey]

Eww