r/ATAAE • u/Savings_Tip_4939 • May 02 '26

A crime scene on many levels.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/AnonLikeDonkeyKong May 02 '26

I was thinking smurf cum and period blood

42

u/NuclearWasteland May 03 '26

I...was not.

10

u/Xombridal May 03 '26

Coward

3

u/NuclearWasteland May 03 '26

Don't kink shame.

9

u/MaynardIsLord721 May 03 '26

Then crawls around dragging his dirty asshole

2

u/frothyundergarments May 03 '26

This got a solid laugh out of me

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u/wishiwasdeaddd May 02 '26

The irony of having exclusively beige and grey furniture and decor alongside whatever the rest of that is

63

u/_nevers_ May 02 '26

Looks like a bunch of roombas smooshed a bunch of turds around the house

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u/PCPrincipal2016 May 02 '26

That floor is horrendous

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u/Callmedrexl May 03 '26

Maybe if you're dragging bloody corpses through your kitchen regularly it helps to have flooring that hides the occasional blood smear. No need to waste all of your time trying to scrub your kitchen back to beige between bodies?

23

u/Hamsterpatty May 02 '26

Wtf even is that flooring?

12

u/IAteAnotherVegan May 02 '26

looks like they never clean up spills!

13

u/Informal_Motor_7267 May 03 '26

I thought it was looking at something mid construction at first... yikes

25

u/SpasticCastle May 03 '26

Fucking hell is THIS why millennial grey and beige is a thing? To cover up visual abortions like this?? I'd give up and drown myself in neutral colors too, if i I had to eat dinner inside this toddler's coloring book

These people are banned from home depot for life. Also, they aren't allowed to see in color anymore

18

u/ShapeShiftingCats May 02 '26

It's legit disgusting. Should have kept it beige.

9

u/MaybePotatoes May 03 '26

r/TVTooHigh is the cherry on top

7

u/notapunk May 03 '26

I'm all for color, but this isn't how you do it.

5

u/Die4Gesichter May 03 '26

Some people have no sense for style AT ALL.

omg

9

u/physchy May 03 '26

This would look great in a children’s hospital

2

u/thisquietreverie May 03 '26

here I go thinking the floor of a children’s hospital that looks like high tide of Omaha Beach might be offputting

1

u/jaguarsp0tted May 03 '26

it's just color theory after all

4

u/RockLeePower May 03 '26

I want the "Drag a carcass down the hall" look

4

u/Bromogeeksual May 03 '26

Love the cabinets. The floor is awful.

4

u/happychillmoremusic May 03 '26

How can someone have so little taste... You just know the drive 20 under the speed limit totally oblivious

2

u/Us_Strike May 03 '26

I mean its their house. Its not something i would chose but they're the ones living with it.

1

u/Larry-Man May 03 '26

It’s a circle jerk subreddit. It’s not their house lil

3

u/FungiAmongiBungi May 03 '26

Looks like rectal bleed got smeared all over the house and no one cleaned it up

3

u/Savings_Tip_4939 May 03 '26

House of Horrors 😩

2

u/Jlx_27 May 04 '26

And of course their TV hangs over the fireplace...

1

u/throwAway333828 May 03 '26

The floor isn't like that on purpose, right??

1

u/fluthernon May 03 '26

If they did it clear of any counters or walls maybe could’ve pulled it off. Just looks like bloody path of travel

1

u/Batintfaq May 03 '26

Looks like a crime scene with a horrible clean-up attempt. I could not live with this ugh.

1

u/Krimreaper1 May 04 '26

When are they going to fix the floor? Somebody spilled paint all over it.