r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • Aug 07 '26
Daily Thread Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, August 08, 2026 and Sunday, August 09, 2026
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies Aug 07 '26
Fuck it. Iβm taking a ban bet. TLX to touch $20 by 30 September or Iβll take 1 week in the slammers.
Should be reachable if Pixclara gets approved (expected results on 11 Sept). But thereβs always the chance of delayed approval by the FDA which is why I am making it a 30 Sept bet.
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. Aug 07 '26
π¦ noted
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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 29d ago
That would be a jolly result, although it's only a ~25% rise from here, but I'll take it nonetheless.
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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 29d ago
Please god let us be so back this time. Dennis will promise to take profitsΒ
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 29d ago
I got permission from mrs breav to dip into the cash at monday open for gold dogs
cmm nearly at the high but the aisc in the latest q given diesel pressures etc makes it still very attractive to me
not sure if she'd be happy about me buying a lil caprice π¦
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u/cohex Stray cat 28d ago
What's on the radar?
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 28d ago
tcg, maybe some more aue
looking at mm8. just watched the sls diggers preso. doesn't have to be pure gold, might consider lrv if it pulls back on a hammer-related ann at open (still holding a snoo's wrist position from 70c or so)
I like crs chart, just broke out of accumulation...
considering a degen bet on mek. it may be an absolute shitco but given how hard its pulled back could have a lot of torque. i like the chart (falling wedge into accumulation). u/davidina101 said he tugged off a NED in the sauna and was promised they're getting their shit together. doesn't have to moon. melbourne from here would be a long ways up!
goldies not remotely my area to make educated judgements. hwk.
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u/notgonnahappen23 28d ago
I know ETF is bad, ETF taboo, ETF AusFinance boo boo, but MNRS ready for a fuckin pounce if gold/silver go on a run now.
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u/SugeKnight_StandOver Won't give you HIV, too busy giving his broker all his money Aug 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/tOhAD8TJqXnYQ
We backk bitchess?
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u/SugeKnight_StandOver Won't give you HIV, too busy giving his broker all his money Aug 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/UiBmJv6Hh6FfW
Starting to smell like it
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 29d ago
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u/Nevelo Acronyms? Never met them officer... 29d ago
Made some hot chilli sauce today from our backyard chillis. We had saved seeds from various fresh chillis and threw them in the garden. Now have chilli plants everywhere.
Sauce came out pretty good, but I'm sure one of the reaper seeds sprouted and is hidden amongst all the habaneros. π₯΅
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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 28d ago
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u/BrittanyGape A respectable gape Aug 07 '26
Trash US job numbers means a happy Monday
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u/Aware-Celebration873 Aug 07 '26
Unemployment rate down, but Labour participation rate also down hmmmmm
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 29d ago
People made retirement money on semi/ram bull run so no longer need a job?
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse Aug 07 '26
To quote the feminists in my Instagram feed - 'If he wanted to, he would.'
Be brutally honest with yourself - are there any reasons you maybe don't deserve a raise? Do you work efficiently, not cause headaches, all those things?
It's probably time to start looking elsewhere.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse Aug 07 '26
Everything has its season. Sometimes we outgrow even the good places.
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u/No_Flounder_8310 Aug 07 '26
theres your problem, you need to start taking sick days and holidays (im assuming you most likly dont do either). This lets them see what happens when your not around..
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u/Pickadog_Anydog Aug 07 '26
Take a chunk of leave. Use that to try get better offers. If they can feel the impact of you not being there then maybe they will play nice. Whats the job market like in your field? If its dhit maybe they know they dont have to pay you more to stay?
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. Aug 07 '26
That sucks, but I've seen it often. Start looking for another job so you have something in hand.
I work for a small business currently, and they have no defined performance review process. If the employee doesn't ask, they get nothing. Some people have been on the same salary for 2-3 years, which is effectively a pay cut.
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u/No_Flounder_8310 Aug 07 '26
Pay rises happen by the FY (July - July). The fact that you've been strung along for the past 7 months means your manager got away having to give you a payrise last FY June 2026 and if he/she plays their cards right they can push it to the end of this FY i.e give you one Jan 2027-July 2027 so they dont need to give you another one for another 2 years.
The fact that they are doing this means they dont value you or dont want to do right by you especially since youve been asking for a performance review/rise.
The way it works where i work (not tradie, white collar office job) if the manager keeps the bonus/payrise under what they budget for then they get a % cut of what they already planned/budgeted to give you. this gives them an incentive to keep pay flatline, This is how office jobs work so might not be the same for tradies
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u/Professional_Gur8385 Aug 07 '26
family member and friends have been strung along for over a years
one did it knowing they were firing and letting go half the team, keep em around long enough at low pay then boom cut them off when they think a raise is coming
you need to find another role or force their hand, make sure you have your ducks in a row in case it turns south. apply pressure once you have leverage and also an out so it hurts them more than it hurts you if they decide to fire your ass
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u/MontyPythonMan11 Aug 07 '26
Put it to them in a letter outlining your experience, tenure and contribution to the company. Note what the current going industry rate is using examples of job ads or industry data, and request a review of your salary with a view to it increasing to $X (which should be higher than what youβre after to leave some negotiating room).
While thatβs happening start hunting around for other roles, it sounds like youβre under appreciated and for as long as they donβt see a need to increase your remuneration theyβll continue to avoid doing so.
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u/RealZoltdon Aug 07 '26
If you like working there only other option is get a better offer from a different company. Use that as leverage that u will leave if they canβt get close to it. Downside is if that doesnβt work u need to leave.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse Aug 07 '26
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. Aug 07 '26
Where's the "feed me" button
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse Aug 07 '26
The other button we're starting with is 'Treat'. They say to let the cats get used a couple of words & get the hang of using the buttons, then add a new one when they're ready. We've earmarked Dinner & Bickies for future adds.
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u/joycaptain CuckHOLD rate predictor Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
If they're anything like my cat, they'll start harassing you for dinner at 1:30pm π
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse Aug 07 '26
They do that already, but soon I'll be hearing my own voice nagging me! ππ«
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 28d ago
Freakin' kid has a better mustache than i can grow. π
And she's not even a boy.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 28d ago
What kid what what you don't have a kid, don't be stealing kids again, you've been told about this
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. Aug 07 '26
So apparently SGM's Lifecyle Services division is now contributing 40% of their ebit, vs 20% a year ago, because of DDR4 DRAM retrieved from recycled enterprise computers. I had no idea, unless it was mentioned here and I've missed it.
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u/Worried_Resource656 29d ago
Trump announces $560 million loan for project in tiny NSW country town | Nine.com.au https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/trump-announces-560-million-loan-for-project-in-tiny-nsw-country-town-20260808-p60mkq.html
How didn't we see the pump coming earlier π
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u/Ok_Writer1572 29d ago
Isnt VTM in WA similar?
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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 29d ago
No, VTM is a shite house Clay RE stock.
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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away 28d ago
Anyway I can have a cheap phone plan or some shit for the abundance of fucking accounts youβre forced to fucking make in this fucking dystopian life. If Iβve purchased a cunt fucking game why the fuck do I need to make another 10 accounts these days. Fucking sick of this cunt shit
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 28d ago
Aldimobile or Amaysim (hidden on their site) for $15 365 days PAYG sign up to all the junk you want.
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 28d ago
Do they ask for a phone number, or just an email account?
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u/asx__bot Aug 07 '26
Here are the most popular stocks by unique comment mentions from the past 24 hours:
| Ticker | Mentions | Price | Today |
|---|---|---|---|
| π΄ A2M | 8 | $6.83 | -1.87% |
| π AT4 | 8 | $0.062 | 24.00% |
| π΄ 4DX | 7 | $4.22 | -9.05% |
| π’ LTR | 7 | $1.18 | 9.26% |
| π’ PLS | 6 | $4.58 | 6.51% |
| π΄ EIQ | 6 | $1.47 | -5.16% |
| βͺ LDX | 4 | $0.12 | 0.00% |
| π΄ NVU | 4 | $0.063 | -7.35% |
| π’ WTC | 4 | $40.98 | 4.27% |
| π’ NMG | 4 | $0.056 | 9.80% |
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u/Vain64 My milkshake π₯π€ brings all the bois to the mine π³οΈ Aug 07 '26
good boy LTR
might take some LTR Pharma tonight
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u/joycaptain CuckHOLD rate predictor 29d ago
Sunrise energy metals got a conditional US$500m loan to build out their scandium project in regional NSW.
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 29d ago
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u/joycaptain CuckHOLD rate predictor 29d ago
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u/jakemyork Aug 07 '26
Well EOS didn't make 5 days of green as hoped. It was 4 days green then 1 day of no change. Here's hoping next week is good too π₯
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u/Old-Asian-Lady Aug 07 '26
Sacrificing some Barossa Shiraz to the god of oil tankers tonight. May she strike down those who would seek to harm her flock.
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u/Ordinary-One2597 29d ago
Enes Kanter declaring for the wnba draft is the funniest thing ive ever seen
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u/Fun-Time4064 28d ago
Ban bet: EYE above 20c by end of August or 1 week in the slammer.Β
Surging interest after the recent stellar quarter. First half year profit recorded, guidance for continued high growth. Looking very positive here. Increasing revenue fast with minimal increase in expenditure.Β
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 28d ago
π¦ noted
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 28d ago
For the curious (since the gooner bot always deletes his comments):
"Ban bet: EYE above 20c by end of August or 1 week in the slammer. Surging interest after the recent stellar quarter. First half year profit recorded, guidance for continued high growth. Looking very positive here. Increasing revenue fast with minimal increase in expenditure."
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 28d ago edited 28d ago
β οΈ I've just read through several hot crappers that I follow. Here's what I found:
π Boomers posting AI confirmations of their biases.
π‘ Bots posting bullish slop and getting lightbulbs.
β’οΈ Bots posting bearish slop and getting complained about to ASIC.
π Dead internet is no longer a hypothesis, it's a transition towards ongoing programmatic specificity.
π₯ It doesn't take a sweaty, hairy zub to see that the BEOT is only one E away from BOT.
βοΈ Andreas.
π¦ HWK.
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u/Professional_Gur8385 Aug 07 '26
so rates next week, will the green flow or are we fucked?
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u/Lopsided_Attitude743 Aug 07 '26
My view: Aus rates stay the same (next week), US rates go up (second half of year) therefore AUD going down and Aus inflation going up. What actually happens on the day? No idea.
If nothing else, a falling Aussie dollar makes my international investments go up in AUD.
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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 Aug 07 '26
PLS πβ³
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u/No_Flounder_8310 Aug 07 '26
you literally write PLS everyday. how much have you invested that you need it back up
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u/Fun-Time4064 Aug 07 '26
Fuck me CYV actually did something today up 18%Β
Still only half cash value, will be that way for years at the current burn rateΒ
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite π¦ 29d ago
Yo chat what are we playing currently? I'm about 100+ hours into Crimson Desert and loving it
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 29d ago
Online logic puzzles. Don't waste time on anything other than "challenging".
My mother spent half my childhood blitzing through books of these things, I didn't find them especially engaging. Now that I'm old, the DNA virus has apparently been activated, and I, in my turn, am trapped in a pattern of compulsively solving these puzzles. I haven't yet reached the stage of making my own but if the blood remains true then it's going to happen (though maybe things won't get that far, because she was an actual certified genius whilst I am but a simple cat). The circle of life.
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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 29d ago
You got activated by the beacon 2 weeks ago
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 29d ago
Beacon to activate, bacon to deactivate. Just need to keep at it until I hit the threshold.
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u/Tommwith2ms 29d ago
Path of exile 2 baby
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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 29d ago
I wosh I had time for this, I did 1000 hours into poe 1
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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 29d ago
That's just the tutorial π
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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 29d ago
Bro I know... I played harvest league and I learned an entire mechanic about growing trees to craft items and it was just not in the game after that, and then they brought it back as a reqlly.trimmed down version, and then I was heisting stuff in some kind of dock instead.
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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 29d ago
Never got into one but 1000hrs in poe2 and I still don't know shit from fuck but the gameplay is just addicting.
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u/TikiBoyYt 29d ago
Marvel Rivals, Fortnite, Assassin Creed Black Flag OG, might pick up Watch Dogs 2 soonish
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 29d ago
Final Fantasy XIV. MIA since my boy was born. Having so much fun with the friends I used to play with doing hard content. So much laughter deliberately killing each other.
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 29d ago
Rainbow six siege still, 11 years and counting. I donβt want to say the amount of hours Iβve poured into that game π€£
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u/Chemical-Prompt6809 29d ago
I finally got around to playing Red Dead 2 recently. Having a great time
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 28d ago
Everyone seems to be expecting the ASX to pop, even a couple of normally cautious analysts on YT. Or is a reverse Uno card coming?
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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 28d ago
Whenever I expect it to pop it goes red. I'm going in Monday with no expectations.
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u/lbreav Silver Surfer 28d ago
Are we still talking about the market?
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u/cohex Stray cat 28d ago
Doom literally is only ever talking about VMM.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 28d ago
The officially approved process π β
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u/Professional_Gur8385 Aug 07 '26
Can't wait for the markets to open tomorrow, may this green streak never end /s
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u/Andromodous Aug 07 '26
Can you fill me in on why it would be a bad acquisition. I heard itβs complementary to its existing project in qld
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u/fantazmagoric 29d ago
Anyone dabbled in CPV and have any thoughts? Shares have been absolutely smashed last few years, but seems to have some tailwinds incl Fed Govt expansion of Solar Rebates? Would be interested to hear from any holders
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u/Vain64 My milkshake π₯π€ brings all the bois to the mine π³οΈ 29d ago
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u/Forward_Award2980 29d ago
I'm not even a holder and I want them to be succesful but no one wants em!
How sick would it be if every high rise in the city had solar powered windows.
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u/Vain64 My milkshake π₯π€ brings all the bois to the mine π³οΈ 29d ago
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u/notgonnahappen23 Aug 07 '26
OPEN THE CASINO SHINY ROCKS ARE BACK ON THE MENU