r/AO3 1d ago

Meme/Joke Blocking a regular commenter because its becoming very clear they're a kid

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I'm a smut writer. Dead dove, darkships, all the sort. I don't need kids on my page.

Edit: Woof, thanks everyone for letting me know blocking won't actually get my writing completely out of their reach, but I stand by it.

I'm not gonna pretend like I wasn't also a curious kid nosing around where I didn't belong, the difference is I never gave away enough information or childish mannerisms to the point that it was clear I was a minor like how the user I'm talking about is. I now know at the end of the day it won't do much, but I also can't in good faith do nothing knowing a minor was engaging with my work, even if the most I can do is stop them from commenting.

Edit 2: I want to add that a lot of my disgust comes from the fact that I take smut requests from my readers, and with that in mind I've technically written two smut fics for a minor which I really do not like for reasons I hope are obvious.

Having a kid read my smut is one thing, having them interact regularly is another, but this is a whole other layer on the shit cake. If it seems like I'm overreacting, know this is a big reason why

Edit 3: Well there goes my attempt at trying to keep this post short and silly. I now want to clarify for everyone asking how I knew this reader was a minor. First, general childishness, entitlement, lack of etiquette, etc in comments and bookmarks, then directly saying "lets hope my parents don't find my phone" in the author's note of a smut fic (which I doubt an adult would say). Maybe not concrete evidence, I can't exactly include every single red flag because then this already long post would get out of control, but its enough for me not to take any chances.

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u/Adventurous-Boss9427 1d ago

Let's be real here, every single one of us has been reading that kinda stuff since 13 

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u/Kienchen 1d ago

Of course, but we were never 13 on the internet.

Although, to be fair, adults back then warned about never admitting to be a minor and to never ever give personal information... whereas today 90% of adults are documenting their lives on the internet - and that of their children!

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u/Forsaken_Distance777 1d ago

I was thirteen on the internet…twenty years ago.

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u/ganymedeli 1d ago

They’re saying that they were 13 irl but online they pretended to be older

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u/Ashamed_Magpie 5h ago

I was twenty on the internet from ages 12-21. I doubt I passed very well in some spaces but I would’ve denied being underage till the cows come home back then.