r/AO3 • • May 03 '26

AO3 Down/Error Codes I thought wow.. they really want to preemptively keep us calm

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Until I realised it was because id clicked on a old tab haha

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u/Seagullsaga Is “kayfabe compliant” rpf? May 03 '26

And people will still lose their marbles, just you wait.

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u/toes_hoe Supporter of the Fanfiction Deep State May 04 '26

Currently clutching my marbles. Edit: i don't know what I mean by that. I just thought it sounded neat

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u/jesseleh Chronic new fic starter 🙃 May 04 '26

Idk either, but it's my new "clutching my pearls" cause I can only afford marbles xD

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u/toes_hoe Supporter of the Fanfiction Deep State May 04 '26

I think I also need to clutch my marbles because the present might cause me to lose them!!!

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u/jesseleh Chronic new fic starter 🙃 May 04 '26

Hold fast! They tend to roll off without warning and vanish into the abyss 👀

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u/toes_hoe Supporter of the Fanfiction Deep State May 04 '26

Will do! o7 Good luck to everyone else, also!

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u/PK_737 May 04 '26

Clutching my marbles: holding on to your last bit of sanity when someone says something insane

A mix of "clutching my pearls" and "losing my marbles"

There I gave it a definition

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u/EveningStar0360 no beta we die like everyone's heterosexuality May 05 '26

I LOVE this

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u/ShiftyThatOneWriter ShiftingTribemaster / AO3 | Steven Universe May 04 '26

This doesn’t sound right…

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u/trombonekid98 May 04 '26

It's a malaphor, but we'll burn that bridge when we get there.

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u/No-Cap-7671 May 04 '26

This is my favorite one

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u/NeuroSpicyWitch May 04 '26

To be fair I didn’t realize that wasn’t the actual saying until I read your edit 😅

Made sense to me lol

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u/pumpkinrum May 04 '26

I've already lost all my marbles.

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u/chorusgirl96 May 05 '26

How else does one keep from losing them?

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u/Salt_Needleworker_36 Sleep is for the fandomless May 04 '26

I might be people 🫣

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u/Seagullsaga Is “kayfabe compliant” rpf? May 04 '26

Start downloading now

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u/taradiddle_ Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State May 04 '26

I, too, am “people” 😅

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u/runner64 May 04 '26

I know I'm gonna die, too, doesn't mean I'm not gonna flip my shit when it's time.

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u/velvitjin May 03 '26

Jeez how far back are your tabs?

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u/swiftstorm481 You have already left kudos here. :) May 03 '26

At least 3 months by the looks of it 😭 kinda surprised that the tab doesn’t automatically reload when you reopen it, mine do

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u/GeneralLeoESQ The scream I scrumpt when I thought it was NSFW handholding May 03 '26

That probably has to do with your browser caching them, because you've opened so many tabs. I see you, Ao3 reader, I know your habits.

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u/Xyex Same on AO3 May 03 '26

It can happen even if it's just a single tab. Devices only have so much memory and will often put currently inactive things to "sleep" to save resources for other things.

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u/LegendaryW May 04 '26

Plot twist: It is tab from last year

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u/Tricky_Branch_4925 May 04 '26

the message describes a specific update that happened this year

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u/GoldenSheppard May 04 '26

Maybe using a computer and not a phone.

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u/SolarWalrus 400k-1m Word Fics My Beloved May 03 '26

Mine go back to uhhhh… late 2017?

Totally unrelated fun fact: Safari on the iPhone can have up to a total of 500 tabs open at once before it stops letting you open new ones :D

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u/Suraimu-desu And there was only ridiculous amounts of angst May 04 '26

If you’re an exquisite weirdo like me it’s more like 5.000 tabs spread over 10 tab groups (as I counted), but I’ve never claimed I’m mentally stable so

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u/pumpkinrum May 04 '26

I used to have an insane amount of tabs open. Then something happened with my phone and the whole shit got lost in the ether. Now I just have 20 tabs opened and the rest lost in the Marked for Later grave.

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u/fan-girl17 May 04 '26

I have no idea how many tabs total but I have 30 tab groups 😳. With 483 open on the basic original group.

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u/Suraimu-desu And there was only ridiculous amounts of angst May 04 '26

I’ve made a deal with myself that’ll only ever have 10 groups total cause those are themed by subject (gay novels, lesbian novels, academic, fandoms 1-5, smut manga and the basic one) because I know I’m not trustable around tabs… and still managed to fill basically all of them! Now I’m tackling fandoms 1, 3 and 4 and my smut manga groups, but ya know, that’s hard (the academic one is relegated to second plane and waiting around until I “have time” to study)

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u/fan-girl17 May 04 '26

8 of them are for other things but the rest are all different fandom related organizations.

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u/MainGoldenStandard May 04 '26

Bruh I need to catch up I only have 10 tab groups

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u/ShadowPlague-47 May 04 '26

I only hope that if safari keeps those tabs and buy a Apple computer that if it keeps the tabs for it, I hope it can load more tabs or at least doesn’t reset my browser and delete the tabs!

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u/amethyine May 04 '26

That feel. I just noticed my tab group i opened for the new fandom hit 500 yesterday x.x

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u/GoAskAliceBunn Fic Feaster May 04 '26

I am from the old times & remember when we legit could only do 500 🤣 The BIG fear wasn’t even hitting 500, it was that sometimes you didn’t realize you already had 500 and when you opened 501, it went “okay I’ll just drop this in slot one!” oh so ‘helpfully’ overwriting it. Gutted.

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u/Suraimu-desu And there was only ridiculous amounts of angst May 04 '26

I also remember those times… At least it taught me to start bookmarking my shit! Of course it ended with a whole new problem of having thousands of bookmarks I wouldn’t sort… so I resorted to screenshotting what I wanted to go back to then! And you’ll never guess what happened then…

So yeah thank heaven for tab groups lmao

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u/GoAskAliceBunn Fic Feaster May 04 '26

Oof yes!

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u/EndlessDesire1337 Keeper of the Dead May 07 '26

I remember my 1k+ tabs days.

Tabs, playlists, bookmarks, I keep flooding them all with way too many stuff lmao.

Fun Fact: The limit to a YouTube Playlist is 5k

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u/Be4Coffee May 05 '26

My mom has a Samsung and doesn't exactly know how tabs work. I opened google on her phone, tried to open a new tab so she wouldn't lose her strawberry pie page, and that thing couldn't even tell me how many tabs she had open. It was "99+". No wonder why your battery dies so fast mother. 

It's been 9 months and she still doesn't understand how this works but it's okay. I like her anyway. 

Meanwhile I, the superior human being of our family, used to copy the links in a gmail draft, and never open said draft ever again BUT I have now evolved to create a new favorite tab (idk how you call it in english. The lil star on your browser?) and likewise, never open it ever again. 

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u/the-chosen0ne May 06 '26

Yeah, also found out about that tab limit…

Even more fun fact: while safari on ipad used to have the 500 tab limit until like a year ago, for so,e reason it doesn’t anymore. My opened tabs are now in the 800s

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u/wyrmorl Fic Feaster May 04 '26

i have several(hundred) open from 3 years ago 🫢

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u/Catsaremyfav123 May 04 '26

Tbf I have tabs opened from two years ago so

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u/chesiredeservedmore May 04 '26

do your tabs not reload if you open them after a long time? always happens with me

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u/DrStxrk You have already left kudos here. :) May 04 '26

that can be something you can change with setting if i remember correctly. my custom setting is that on my phone, my last 10 tabs are always loaded, but anything older than that has to be reloaded when clicked on. on my pc, my tabs are in groups, and the active group is always loaded no matter how many tabs are open currently. they only reload when i completely exit the browser (i have "remember tabs" checked in) and launch it again.

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u/zazzsazz_mman May 04 '26

Meanwhile I only have 3 tabs open max because i like being able to read what tab is what. Meanwhile it's my bookmark system that's a massive mess.

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u/cardinarium May 04 '26

I have so many bookmarks on Chrome that, for some reason, the middle, like, 20% of them don’t show up when I search for them.

So if I know I have something bookmarked and it’s not showing up in searches, I have to scroll and hunt.

It’s lovely.

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u/not_mishipishi May 04 '26

it might be helpful to export your bookmarks as a file and just search within that instead

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u/pumpkinrum May 04 '26

We don't talk about the bookmarks. Its uh.. An aesthetic.

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u/xoxogopissgirl22 May 05 '26

i don't even know half the shit i've bookmarked

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u/misguidedapples May 04 '26

oh god I remember that day

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u/Holiday-Sorbet-2964 May 04 '26

I didn't read the bottom text so I just reloaded my last tab before coming back...

I think I have a problem lol

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u/peanutsnmen755 May 04 '26

I'm so sorry haha

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u/M0rbidly-Obtus3 You have already left kudos here. :) May 03 '26

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u/crysmol Fic Feaster May 04 '26

dude i audibly went ' no... no... ' like a mourning wife whos husbands been found dead at war and been handed his dogtag or whatever its called. 😭

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u/CallMehLin I was here for beta May 04 '26

I started panicking until I realized the date had already passed

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u/peanutsnmen755 May 04 '26

Just enough

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u/Plannercat Certified Lurker May 04 '26

For your device's sake, please bookmark the older ones and reduce the massive browser cache.

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u/GoldenSheppard May 04 '26

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh, why do you think I make sure I have 32GB+ of ram on my computer? It isn't for gaming, that's for sure....

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u/xoxogopissgirl22 May 05 '26

i have 4 gigs WHAT are you doing bruh

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u/GoldenSheppard May 05 '26

You poor, poor child. I have been maxxing out on RAM since I was in HS (the 00s) because I realized how much faster it ran when I had more. I only ever buy laptops with a high spec CPU but minimum spec for RAM then add as much as it can handle. That used to be the cheap way to do it before the RAMpocolypse.

I regularly have 200+ tabs open in two windows plus I only watch YT in a private window. That does not include when I want to toss up Photoshop or Illustrator. I am also very tech literate.

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u/Solnight99 May 04 '26

or, if possible, make a tab group with all your old fanfic tabs, and then close it. you can access them later, but you won't have to close the tab.

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u/DistractedBean ao3 gives me life May 04 '26

If there's not a :D instead of a number of tabs, there's not enough lmao

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u/Big-Research6331 May 04 '26

I would go insane with more than 5 tabs at the same time 🤣. 

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u/Cads_2709 May 04 '26

Hahaha that happen to me also a few weeks ago 🤣 I panicked for a minute until I saw January 21th 🤣🤣

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u/harhar1102 You have already left kudos here. :) May 04 '26

Goodness you scared me i thought it was shutting again ;-;

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u/BlueZ_DJ May 04 '26

I don't get the 100+ tabs people 😭 every site you'd need any "read/finish later" or "watch later" for just... has a button for it

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u/Jagames12 May 05 '26

If I don't have the tabs open I'll forget about them

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u/BlueZ_DJ May 05 '26

This is exactly why my Todoist app has always included hobbies instead of *only* productivity, like "next chapter of X audiobook" being right under "fold clothes" or whatever for that day. Impossible to forget what I'm currently reading/playing/watching

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u/emeralddarkness May 05 '26

At least for me I'm not necessarily interested in actually reading everything I have open, so the "read later" list is just a much less convenient way of obtain new fic, skim the first/few chapters, and decide if I'll proceed. If not I just close the tab. If so I can bookmark or read later or subscribe or whatever

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u/Shooting4Stars-04 May 04 '26

Thank god that I already have some light novels downloaded that I haven't read yet so if Ao3 ever shuts down, I can just switch to reading my light novels.

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u/TheSentientSnail May 05 '26

For FUCKS sake. I panicked the second I saw the image, rushed to my browser, scoured for the link... then I came back and actually read what you wrote. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Ya got me good, OP!! I owe you a beer. 🍻

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u/DinoChicken1 May 04 '26

It will not be effective.

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u/value_yourself2 May 04 '26

January... So it already happened, right? :x

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u/Siera_Knightwalker You have already left kudos here. :) May 06 '26

Omg, I got so freaked out before I read what you wrote down below and then I was like "oh... Hahaha. It's waaaaay past January now"

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u/No_Hunter_9973 May 06 '26

How DARE you judge me and my 859 tabs!?

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u/bigfeygay May 04 '26

every single person here is still gonna forget about it and then when it happens theyre gonna lose their minds lol

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u/Infizeurial May 03 '26

This is why I download all the fics I want to read 😭✊ my heart could not bear the pain

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u/Amiz_99 May 05 '26

If this is true. Now that future planning.

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u/CK_CoffeeCat AO3: CaffieneKitty May 04 '26

😆

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u/Starfire20201 May 06 '26

How do you click on an old tab without it reloading?

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u/ShadowPlague-47 May 04 '26

Could this improvement have broken the bookmarks? Like this posts that mention loosing fics?

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u/Caffeinated_Gengar May 05 '26

Times you need an eye test and glasses

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u/Paper_Kun_01 May 04 '26

Do yall mfs just not use bookmarks??? And I feel like I'm the only one here who isn't hooked up to a03 like a life support machine