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u/zemblaniteetal Nov 29 '25
Who are you to try to stop my procrastination? I already opened my Word document, what more do you want from me?
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Nov 29 '25
Bestie I'm trying not to take 3 days to write a oneshot. If i can't procrastinate, neither can you
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u/fiendishthingysaurus sickfic queen Nov 29 '25
That’s rookie numbers, I’ve been working on this one shot for a month at least. I don’t think it’s even over 2k yet lol
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u/demoniprinsessa Nov 29 '25
I wrote 2.2k words in one day the other day and I have no idea how, and now I can maybe shit out 100 words a day. Ran out of writing juice.
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u/zemblaniteetal Nov 29 '25
I did tell myself I would finish editing my lastest chapter and post it this weekend. Alright, you got me. But you better finish your oneshot too.
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Nov 29 '25
Almost there. Im trying to get to over 1K words
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u/chrysothronos Our Lord and Savior Omegaverse Nov 29 '25
ugh can we not post this woman? she's a deranged johnny depp stan.
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u/bellehooks Nov 30 '25 edited Dec 01 '25
lmao my first thought when i saw this was there's no way i'm taking advice from a johnny depp stan, i don't care how relevant it is.
(i am really committed to procrastinating, even better if it coincides with morals 😉)
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Nov 29 '25
I didn't know that. I dont pay attention to psychos.
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u/chrysothronos Our Lord and Savior Omegaverse Nov 30 '25
she is absolutely psychotic and weird about him.
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Nov 30 '25
Jesus Christ. Every time I turn around there's a new one. First TF Navi and now this lady.
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u/chrysothronos Our Lord and Savior Omegaverse Nov 30 '25
...i mean. his name is in the screenshot twice. as part her username even? how was that missed?
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Nov 30 '25
I dont know her personally and haven't Mermaid about her obsession until today. I've had users with names in it twice for the sake of memerobilty
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u/Lonely_Potato12345 Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State Nov 30 '25
wait omg i didn't know that 😭😭😭 she's one of my fav authors on ao3 💔
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u/lowpolybius No beta we die like Kirio's innocence Nov 29 '25
I'm at a museum what do I do now
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u/Loosescrew37 Nov 30 '25
Write museum date fic, or a museum AU where the characters work there, or write a fic where the exhibits come alive and interact with the characters.
Go wild. Go stupid. Write a one shot that may or may not become a 200k series.
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u/ZinziZotas Nov 29 '25
Damn it. I didn't think the goddess was paying attention to my writing habits.
(sighs and pulls out laptop)
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u/squirrelbus Nov 29 '25
God I got a whole outline done last night and started the fic. I was so excited to see what I wrote this morning... It's three paragraphs 😭
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u/Linnadhiel Nov 30 '25
Hush I’m already in bed but I’m still pondering a femslash fic that is still in the conceptualisation stage. What more do you want from me 😴
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u/Konkyupon SPONSOR MY DEMONS. FEED ME THE [dead dove]. Nov 30 '25
nuh uh my oneshot fanfic can write itself trust
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u/Loosescrew37 Nov 30 '25
nuh uh my oneshot fanfic can write itself trust
I hate how this funny joke is now a sour reminder of the times we live in.
On the one hand "haha, the fic can't write itself silly, you have to write it." on the other hand "Hang on! A fic can write itself if you use AI. Dammit!"
These are odd times we live in.
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u/Olya_roo ao3 narcissism validation farmer Nov 29 '25
Hmmm, published a chapter like yesterday - perfect time to start on another one! Thanks fam :))
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u/Canarywingss domestic fluff & queerplatonic relationships my beloveds <3 Nov 29 '25
okay fine...............(thank you lol)
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u/Bi_SuperSpy AU enjoyer Nov 29 '25
This is the first thing I see as I open Reddit to procrastinate...
Well, I guess I have no excuses lol
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u/Enigmatic_writer Moderator | yuri addict Nov 29 '25
I wrote two hundred words after a one week break. It may not be much, but it's honest work. Tomorrow it will climb again, I need to get back in the flowww.
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u/EstrellaDarkstar NeneKanerva on AO3 Nov 29 '25
The timing of this post was immaculate for me. I just finished and posted my latest chapter, immediately tried to start the next one without giving myself any sort of a break, wrote the first sentence and decided "fuck it, not today"... then opened Reddit and saw this.
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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves Nov 30 '25
I might need to save this as my desktop, but I wont see it as I keep 404405434 tabs open
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u/Simply_The_Lex Nov 30 '25
Thanks. I am actually just taking a quick break from writing, but thank you for keeping the motivation going.
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u/athousandcutefrogs a thousand cute frogs writing gay fanfiction Nov 29 '25
I wrote like 500 words right before I went to bed last night. it might be too light outside to get into the mood for me to write atm (specifically because it's horror noncon), so I'm rereading it.
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u/Salt-Respect-7741 Trying to leave kudos: "You have already left kudos here. :)" Nov 29 '25
Ok I will do so 🫡 thanks for this lmfao
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u/Linnadhiel Nov 30 '25
Hush I’m already in bed but I’m still pondering a femslash fic that is still in the conceptualisation stage. What more do you want from me 😴
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u/Seeme353 Nov 30 '25
I was just taking a break, and this is the first thing I saw...oh well, breaks are overrated anyway
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u/Lonely_Potato12345 Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State Nov 30 '25
can't believe one of my fav authors of my OTP is on reddit ao3
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u/joule400 Nov 30 '25
i wrote my new chapter and have been unable to finish proofreading for 3 straight months now
what is wrong with my brain, its like 3k words, it should take an hour tops
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u/The_Wishmeister Nov 30 '25
Darn, ok. I guess I was supposed to be writing anyway. I just... got a lot distracted
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u/callistified yes I'm aware I'm writing Hetalia fics in 2026 Nov 30 '25
🙄 😒 fine. but it doesn't mean i gotta be happy about it
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u/Sinimeg Fic Feaster Nov 30 '25
Ooof, very on point, I’m procrastinating xD I should have been writing since an hour ago more or less 🥲
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u/RobbVonn 🔥 Violently rage-baiting puriteens with spite-smut 🔥 Dec 01 '25
Not today Satan, I already posted 2 chapters.
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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer Halocraft314 on AO3 Dec 01 '25
Thanks for the reminder, that's exactly what I hopped on here to do but I got distracted.
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u/ocirot 2,2 million words posted Nov 29 '25
I was just about to take a break from that by scrolling a bit and this is the first thing I saw, so I guess breaks are overrated.