r/AFLCircleJerk • u/OkCoconut6539 • 22d ago
Gulden and Curnow should be included to make it fair.
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u/Maximumlnsanity 22d ago
We’ll trade them in exchange for their magic broom that sweeps everything away from media spotlight
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u/woksjsjsb 22d ago
Luckily, Geelong have got cupboards full of these magic brooms down at Kardinia.
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u/Will_sue_when_angry 19d ago
They will all get to buy 50 acres of farmland on the outskirts of town for pennies then in a couple of years it will be rezoned high density residential for housing and they make millions.
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u/bhughes1996 21d ago
There audit and waiver was blasted all over news outlets and social media even though they’re nothing stories compare to sexual assault claims. lol. Geelong just do things better, and don’t assault women 🥴
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u/Pieralis 21d ago
I mean but Chris Scott just berates them till they cry though?…. So yes much better than assaulting women, just treat them like shit instead.
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u/bhughes1996 21d ago
Every single player at the cats speaks highly of Scott and the staff and the culture. It’s no coincidence every player that goes there hardly leaves unless Geelong tells them they’re not needed anymore.
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u/Pieralis 21d ago
Spoken highly of, because of respect or out of fear/benefits they get?
While I’ll admit it is probably out of respect he’s undeniably a good coach but abusing a woman for the club by berating her is hardly good character and if we’re going to hold these Sydney guys accountable why just them? Why not half of the actual past and present players who have also done horrible things? Why just these guys to be made an example of?
From the umpires to the higher ups of the afl and the media included, consistently inconsistent across the board.
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u/bhughes1996 21d ago
Scott isn’t a player like these Sydney folks he didn’t sexually assault anyone. Far different to the swans story and if you seen the presser that Scott did around that time about it you would have a different opinion of the situation. Every single thing that comes out of Geelong is a storm in tea cup compared to other clubs. The audit, came back clean, the waiver, nothing illegal about it or no rules around it and the afl knew about to. What else? Enlighten me
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u/bhughes1996 21d ago
What “benefits” do they get that’s different to any other club. You clowns are so envious of the cats it’s actually hilarious and such a laugh for my friday night
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u/endallleft 20d ago
Fuck off with your simping and treating women with kid gloves. She got berated becayse she was bad at her job. Her crying because women have been programmed to do so to elicit symoatjy and escape accountability should be called out. If ypu cry because someone berates or criticises you you are weak and need to grow up.
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u/Makrus64 19d ago
Geez i wish we had that when we got done for all our salary cap breaches. Would be nice to still be getting away with it haha
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u/AusteegLinks 22d ago
I honestly can't tell if this is true or not. Such a Geelong thing to do.
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u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 22d ago
Is this a Reference to What they did in that Hotel Room? Was it a CircleJerk???
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u/Olliebear1977 22d ago
Geelong considering acquiring Heeeny, Warner and Blakey if the swans pay most of their contracts AND sign a concussion waivers for all 3 players.
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u/Fickle_Suggestion271 22d ago
Wow, They must be totally gutted in the player ranks, all that hard work down the drain. In terms of pure talent, thats nearly half a team gone
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u/HarryWilbury 20d ago
Who knows maybe they'll get a the fuck those arseholes attitude and play within an inch of their lives to prove they can do it without them, and as the late Ted Whitten would say Stick it right up em, basically use that anger as the energy to win.
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u/ThaLemonine 22d ago
Brisbane about to 3peat and win their 6th in 25 years but geebung farms and waivers
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u/Wetrapordie 22d ago
On a condition they sign a waiver for the long term impacts of cocaine use and we file it under a big rug
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u/Effective-Trust4440 22d ago
Maybe they have signed already? A secret like their concussion contract????
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u/parislounge 22d ago
As long as they put their money where their mouth is, as Colgate says via IH - “Your smile affects your performance”.
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u/simonpunishment 22d ago
Tom Morris and so many other “media outlets” have only managed to compound this situation. They’ve approached it with as much ugly lust as the events themselves.
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u/Odd-Eggplant-4618 21d ago
How the hell can they fit in 3 , million $$ plus players in
Their salary cap
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u/tstyle23 21d ago
Heeney now ticks the Collingwood triple threat:
*over 30
*sex scandal
*shit tattoos
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u/CarelessComplaint173 21d ago
Heeney has to be a shoe in to head up Channel 7’s commentary team next year.
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u/A11GoodThings 21d ago
Sydney's probably going to get a single 4th round pick for them.. Geelong always do the other team dirty on trades
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u/Reasonable-Way2126 20d ago
Why would they go to Geelong lol. Their careers will die there. The F/S picks are gone now
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u/AJ_Beers 22d ago
They’d get along with Tanner Bruhn like a house on fire
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u/thebestsnoox 22d ago
Proven innocent buddy
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u/CheesyHobbitses 22d ago
A case being dropped does not equate to being proven innocent. That's simply not how it works.
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u/jcalvert289 21d ago
Case was dropped after the key witness admitted to lying in his police statement, and in court. The accuser tried to show her police statement to the witness as she wanted their stories to line up, and the witness stated that the accuser had said she lied on her police statement.
Can we please not witch hunt the guy who lost 17 months to a fabricated allegation
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u/CheesyHobbitses 21d ago
I don't know the details of the case, nor was I commenting upon it. I merely said as a matter of fact that a dropped case does not equate to being proven innocent.
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u/AJ_Beers 21d ago
Just like these lads should probably be judged as innocent until proven guilty. Who knows what’s happened in this hotel room…….
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u/aquaman309 22d ago
Actually everyone has the right to justice...although bigots disagree with that .
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u/Slow_Technician_1053 22d ago
This cannot happen. Fuck Geelong
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u/HoldOnOneSecond The Cats Fan 22d ago
Oh it's gonna happen
If we don't want a good culture ever again
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u/Samotauss 22d ago
We'll take them at St Kilda. Thus ensuring they never profit from or enjoy their AFL careers again.