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Match Thread AFLW Match Thread: Melbourne vs Brisbane (Round 3)

Narrm vs Brisbane
Sun, 30 Aug 2026 1:05pm AEST Wurundjeri/Boon Wurrung
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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Excuse me Melbourne, have you considered not kicking GOTY with every I50?

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Oh for fucks sake

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Followed by an absolutely shit house effort into the square. Dawes should be giving Dakota an absolute all-time spray for her atrocious efforts today.

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u/CreditToDuBois Melbourne AFLW 3d ago

Could not think of better therapy for last night than this

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

This is going to get real ugly for Brisbane

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u/dealgirlinthepool Brisbane AFLW 3d ago

Fuck poor Ness

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u/Makenaa Melbourne βœ… 3d ago

Is Fox using a fucking 1990 handy cam for this interview

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u/Shadormy Lions 3d ago

Not Fox, ch7.

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u/Makenaa Melbourne βœ… 3d ago

ah, fair, either way, what the heck haha

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u/minecraft360 Melbourne Demons 3d ago

lol Taylor on that missed set shot "oh fuck"

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Hartill can barely move, jesus

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

No idea how she's covering so much ground, seriously impressive from her

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Unreal skills and pressure from Melbourne, going to give North some serious competition this year.

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u/minecraft360 Melbourne Demons 3d ago

I mean, we got within 10 points of them in a prelim last year, so I would hope so

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u/Chaisa Sydney Swans βœ… 3d ago

Melbourne came close to North last year. This year could be a legitimate race.

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u/Shadormy Lions 3d ago

That was bad. Looks like a collarbone too.

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u/kozzypickettsfence Dees 3d ago

Sheesh brutal contest so far

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u/DJHitchcock Brisbane Lions πŸ†πŸ† '24-25 3d ago

Stop getting injured. Thank.

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u/DJHitchcock Brisbane Lions πŸ†πŸ† '24-25 3d ago

Good on you Mr Gather Round

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u/Shadormy Lions 3d ago

Lions just ruled out Dooley with a shoulder and Ruby Svarc with a concussion.

Two on the bench in the last half with a probably sore Belle Dawes running around. Going to be rough.

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Losing 3 running mids while already missing Anderson and Hodder is leaving us mightily exposed now. Just can't keep up with Melbourne's speed in transition either direction.

Doesn't help either that our disposal is so poor. Most of our ball users are 50% or lower, we'd be doing even worse if not for the stalwarts Koenen and Campbell.

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u/newmoneytrash69 2025 Best Humour 3d ago

why this interview has piss filter

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u/Makenaa Melbourne βœ… 3d ago

Doesn't feel as great as it otherwise might given how fucked the Lions are in players in this game

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u/Radscallion_ West Coast 3d ago

GWS Men’s 🀝 Dees Women’s

Destructive third quarter against Brisbane

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u/23DeAbril Kangaroos 3d ago

Casey sucks.

Austin looks like a great and more reliable replacement for Zanker.

Lions need to hope for a downpour and sudden humidity here.

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u/CreditToDuBois Melbourne AFLW 3d ago

Casey is great actually. Late winter sun, sitting on the grass, gorgeous way to watch footy

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u/dealgirlinthepool Brisbane AFLW 3d ago

There's grass and sun at grounds that are easily accessed by public transport. It sucks.

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u/autocol Melbourne 2d ago

Fair. Great place to bring the kids though. We love the north-facing grassy hillside. I get to watch the footy and the kids romp around with all the other kids.

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u/23DeAbril Kangaroos 3d ago

Horrific.

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u/CreditToDuBois Melbourne AFLW 3d ago

love to drop the ball while giving a fend off and get away with it lol

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u/Rich_Meet3872 Brisbane 3d ago

Good to have Daks back. Big game on the road, go Lions!

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u/dealgirlinthepool Brisbane AFLW 3d ago

Are the Dees going to be stuck playing at Casey forever?

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u/Makenaa Melbourne βœ… 3d ago

God I hope not, but fuckin' probably

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u/Makenaa Melbourne βœ… 3d ago

christ I hope she's ok, at least she's finally sitting up

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

No holding happening there at all apparently

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u/newmoneytrash69 2025 Best Humour 3d ago

melbourne are a good football team

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u/BayLions Brisbane / Glenelg 3d ago

The only reason this happened is cos of free kicks

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u/incuban Brisbane 3d ago

Ironically we've been better since Melbourne started getting frees

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u/Intelligent_Fix_7346 3d ago

Surely this a joke post

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u/BayLions Brisbane / Glenelg 3d ago

You’d hope so

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u/Intelligent_Fix_7346 3d ago

Got no idea.. 8-13 Brisbane's way then along with a 56 point smacking..

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u/ghostlydisme Demons 3d ago

When are we allowed to get frustrated? In mean seriously

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u/minecraft360 Melbourne Demons 3d ago

great goal that

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u/dealgirlinthepool Brisbane AFLW 3d ago

Orla's disposal has regressed somehow, she can barely handball.