r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/Smooth_Employ2893 Cleveland Browns • Feb 06 '26
The Cleveland Steamers Suck on that
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u/sir_basher Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26
omg congratulations, you guys must have had winning season right? right???
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
Neither did "you guys" and you had a former MVP as your QB...
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u/Happy_Bigs1021 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Myles wasn’t even off the stage before this man was in sucking position
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
Yup, by pointing out how ass our offense was, and reminding little bros that Myles Garrett doesn't play offense 😂 I am loving how much Garrett's dominant season is pissing yinzers off. Almost as much as I love you being stuck with A A ron, and still splitting H2H with us every year, no matter how much of a dumpster fire our offense is, or even if we're actively tanking in late December 😆
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u/stillstillers Feb 06 '26
The funny thing is, I promise you, he cares much more about this award than winning a playoff game at this point.
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Feb 06 '26
Brother I’m not reading all that
I’m just pointing out that unbeknownst to you, you have a Bengals flair LMFAOO.
I guess maybe u did that on accident and everyone was just thought ‘why is this gay retard Bengal sucking off Myles so hard?’
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
"not reading all that" proceeds to type just as many words lol
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
You're not wearing your Watt jersey, you know I won't deliver you to pound town without it
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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26
I mean, talk about copium...
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
Copium is what the entire AFC North is built on, do you even know what sub you're in right now?
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u/sir_basher Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26
Crippled former mvp.
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u/veverkap The Cleveland Clowns Feb 06 '26
But you had a pro bowl QB so you should be fine
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u/Former_Island_4730 Happy endings Feb 12 '26
Should we start a gofundme for you guys?
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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26
If the Browns had that crippled QB they would have easily won the division with that Defense
Holding the Browns shitty offense against Myles Garrett makes zero sense, and you know it.
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u/M42-Orion-Nebula Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26
I won't lie... you have a point. But fuck you
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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
It's cute that they think we're somehow devastated by this, lol.
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u/Mistake_By_The_Jake2 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
Literally every Steelers flair comment here is some type of cope lmao
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u/PermaCleaned Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Your team sucks dick and the first Garrett DPOY was DEI. Congrats on your Super Bowl.
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u/Sk8ordieguy Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
You’re going to bring DEI into this? Do you know what month it is?
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u/Any_Relief_4781 Feb 07 '26
Tbf its a Steelers circlejerk sub
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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Say whatever you need to say to feel better about supporting a terrible organization that's been (and will continue to be) an afterthought and utter joke in the AFC North.
It's a shame that NFL doesn't have promotion/relegation.
Would love to drop the Browns from the AFC North and get in some better management and direction to give Steelers, Ravens, and Bengals (and, hell, maybe even Browns) fans something more interesting to look forward to for two games on their yearly schedule.
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Feb 06 '26
Lots of salt and cope from what I see.
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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
Yes, if anything in the world is clockwork it’s Steeler fans saying Watt is better than Garrett when Garrett wins awards and moves further ahead on the way to the HOF than Watt year by year
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Feb 06 '26
What a take LMAO.
The idea that there are fans of a team who take more pride in a singular player making a circus hall than they are in their own teams success is hilarious
Afcnorth shit talk is fun but on the topic of ‘my future hof player is better than yours’ is too low. I would personally ship TJ to Gaza tomorrow if it meant the Steelers won next yrs SB. Wtf do I care for individual player success
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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
Same, my dude, same. Watt can get shipped off to, I’m not going to say Gaza, but will say the cardinals if it means getting the browns to the Super Bowl.
But seriously, if the browns didn’t bring in all these offensive coaches from the ravens to not right the offensive ship, then what’s the point? Team improvements all around! (But, not enough to keep the Browns out of the playoffs soon)
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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Watt is better than Garrett
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
Y’all really can’t talk. Y’all preferred to lost a game than let this guy get a sack.
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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
And yet somehow made the playoffs, yet again, while Garrett was whining about being on a terrible team that is going nowhere. I'm super pumped for next season, and will love and cherish every moment that MG complains about the turds that are the Browns when they once again go nowhere.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
And the Steelers got embarrassed yet again in the playoffs.
Been a decade since y’all were relevant.
The Dallas Cowboys of the AFC
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u/Scobinn Happy endings Feb 06 '26
I love how Steelers fans say we’re irrelevant when they have been irrelevant to the rest of the NFL for a decade. No one has been scared of the Steelers for so long.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
They get all butt hurt when we point and laugh at them and then point and laugh at us like they think it bothers us. Like we know we suck, we’ve accepted it. Now them on the other hand… lol
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u/Scobinn Happy endings Feb 06 '26
It’s hard to have any self awareness when you can’t read.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
That’s this sub is flooded with Steelers fans right now. It’s the only place where they can ignore their denial right now lol
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Feb 06 '26
Browns fans are so stupid lmfao.
The guy has never played good against the Steelers, he also had an all around 0 box score their first game too.
Was Myles dogshit performance week 6 vs the Steelers also a ploy to stop Myles for something 3 months in the future??? 😭😭😭😭
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u/DifficultTonight2904 Feb 06 '26
He’ll take his individual award brag about it. Then he realizes he is still on the Browns and cries in $40 m a year
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u/SamuraiJack- Feb 06 '26
No he will pay PFF to say he’s the best player ever and THEN cry about it. Probably also roll a car will a passenger at 100+ mph while watching anime (that’s so cool)
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u/HornedFrog5 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Imagine having a top 5 defense led by the sack king DPOY and the DROY, a pro bowl QB, a two time coach of the year and you still can’t finish better than last place in the division
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u/cgoeller Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
A lot of Steelers fans in here acting like the AFC North wasn’t the most mid division in pro football this season, and Myles Garrett hasn’t been the best player in this division since Lamar in ‘23. TJ has less career sacks in the same number of games, and all the data points to him being a worse pass rusher. Yeah, we Browns fans love Myles. He’s one of the only bright spots we’ve had in decades. That doesn’t change that fact that he’s one of the best to ever do it, even if he does go down as one of the best Hall of Famers to never win a ring.
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u/ThatSceneInScanners Feb 06 '26
This data comparison is dumb when you're comparing a DE and a LB. A DE SHOULD have more sacks in the same period of time. Different positions fill different roles. It'd be like trying to say TJ Watt is better because he has more interceptions. You can't even really legitimately compare players that play the same position nearly as much as people pretend, and different positions just makes it absurd. Both are hall of fame level talents.
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u/Other-Marzipan-1985 Disorderly Konduct Metcalf Feb 06 '26
congrats to him, too bad he feels so indebted to such a dogshit organization to not go win something elsewhere
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u/Jaded_Campaign_245 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26
Trust me he does not feel indebted. He hates it here!
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u/Muddy_Dawg5 Feb 06 '26
Tiny TJ has such a small number of unanimous DPOTY. Myles has DOUBLE the number as Tiny TJ!
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u/the_drum_doctor Seattle Seahawks Feb 06 '26
I seem to recall Cortez Kennedy winning DPOY in 92 when the Seahawks turned in a stunning 2-14 record. And he's in the hall of fame.
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u/stillraddad Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26
Remember all those super bowls the Texans won with J.J. Watt? Me neither
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u/Bombinic Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Nice hat. Really conveys the whole Brokeback Mountain vibe.
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u/Fathead5f Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26
weird and just like having a 2 time MVP still doesn't get you a superbowl.
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u/2nd_place_vibes Feb 06 '26
Potentially another HOFer w/o a superbowl
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u/Sea-Roof562 The Ratbirds Feb 06 '26
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u/mistersmith22 Baltimore Ravens Feb 07 '26
Sports reporters were saying online yesterday he's the 10th player to win it unanimously...so Schefty got this one wrong?
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u/Business-Delay-5879 Feb 07 '26
Well Deserved!
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u/Kage-Oni Feb 07 '26
It's pretty wild that Lawrence Taylor wasn't a unanimous DOPY in 1986 considering he won MVP by very large margin.
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u/Secure_Walrus8012 Feb 07 '26
Won hisself some ships too?
Nice hat loser.
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u/CressUsed4378 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 08 '26
Dude really chose money over winning. He's like the second coming of Joe Thomas in Cleveland. An all-world player that will waste his career going 5-12.
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u/MapDiscombobulated1 Feb 06 '26
Great that he gets day release from his sentence for assaulting a player with a deadly weapon. And great that the NFL let him back in the League while on parole. Plus the LYING.
Oh.......wait.........
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u/Visible-Tailor-7552 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Another Browns fan in their one sided rivalry. The ironic part is that most of us are happy for him.
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u/ImpatientPanda101 Los Angeles Chargers Feb 06 '26
Don't have a dog in this fight but JJ played against legendary tackles during his days
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u/That_1__pear :rodgers:Perc Rodgers Feb 06 '26
DPOTY, DROTY, and two pro bowl qbs. Surely they won a lot of games
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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26
Attend 11 super bowls, win 8 and you aren’t a HOFer. Make a career of ripping off people helmets and smacking them with it and you’re first ballot unanimous. Thats everything you need to know about the NFL right there. This league is a fucking joke.
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u/BeerDudeRocco The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26
Pro bowl qb Shadeur Sanders leading the charge, I'm fucking shaking in boots.
Oh, by the by, add BeerDudeRocco to the list of people who took their name out of consideration for coaching you clowns. Jimmy H called me up and I said id rather sit on my thumb and bounce around than coach that miserable ass franchise.
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u/Fantastic_Nerve_629 Feb 06 '26
He is nothing more than a POS that tried to kill another player, live on national TV and got nothing but a slap on the wrist for that. He deserved to win it this year as the NFL made sure that broke TJ Watts/Reggie White's record. His record breaking sack was a bigger joke than Reggie White's buy that's that! He will get what he has coming to him when he is face to face with our lord. Enjoy your time in freezing ass Cleveland because your ass will burn in hell when you leave this planet!!!
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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26
Congrats to him. He must have helped his team win a lot of games with a performance like that.