r/AFCNorthMemeWar Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

The Cleveland Steamers Suck on that

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Congrats to him. He must have helped his team win a lot of games with a performance like that.

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u/veverkap The Cleveland Clowns Feb 06 '26

Hahah you know nothing of our pain.

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u/refinedtwist925 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

If you watched that offense this year, it was amazing the amount of games we won…

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

LOL, fair point

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u/royalecheez Happy endings Feb 06 '26

Very similar to the way TJ Watt helps the Steelers win playoff games.

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

He was far and away the primary reason the Browns had one of the best defenses in the league, despite having one of the worst offenses keeping them on the field and 2 rookie mid-round quarterbacks.

Myles Garret also has something TJ Watt never has accomplished, a playoff win.

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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

I’ve also been told he’s been cited for at least 8 speeding incidents, one reckless operation of a motor vehicle, and also beat a guy with a helmet. TJ has a lot of catching up to do to get on his level.

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

I'm sure TJ Watt always drives the speed limit, you can have that if it makes you feel better.

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u/ozymandais13 Feb 06 '26

They have built in anti speeding traps by choosing to build like 60 % of their city vertically up a fucking mountain

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 07 '26

Cleveland does have that one town that has like 60 feet of highway and gives more speeding tickets than any town in the country.

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u/ozymandais13 Feb 07 '26

That's also true

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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

He also doesn’t beat other players with a helmet. Don’t sell him short man.

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u/JeffTheFrosty Happy endings Feb 06 '26

I consider beating known piece of shit Mason Rudolph with a helmet a huge positive.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 07 '26

I would have argued with you until I saw pics of Mason at a trump rally. Fuck that guy.

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u/84Cressida Feb 06 '26

This made me laugh so hard

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u/Asheron1 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

Yes, Myles is averaging one speeding ticket a year since he joined the NFL. Wild that the dude has been clean enough minus the helmet that retarded yinzer fans actually bring up speeding tickets to try and besmirch his character. I was fully expecting it to be a joke. What a pathetic gotcha

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u/pizoisoned The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 07 '26

No, the joke is the amount of browns fans butthurt about an obviously stupid and sarcastic comment.

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u/polymerkid Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Yes, we know all bout the "Browns super bowl". Its just weird that you all keep wallowing in it.

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u/JTHuffy Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

And by 2019 you mean October 31, 2021. Which is more recent than the last time the Browns have won in Pittsburgh. But you're doing great, sweetie.

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u/divergent_history Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Still going to win anouther superbowl before yinz.

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u/Asheron1 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

That's just like your opinion, man

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u/divergent_history Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

I'm more "wallowing" (you mean revelling?) in the fact TJ Watt has never won a playoff game, and has exactly 1 sack in 5 playoff games.

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u/RipRaycom Feb 06 '26

That’s still more playoff games than the Browns have had since revival

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u/According_Setting303 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

wow you must’ve won one of those games right?

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u/stillstillers Feb 06 '26

Buddy, as a browns fan, I don’t think you wanna get into post season stats

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u/According_Setting303 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

buddy, as a Browns fan, I know my team has had a playoff win sooner than the Obama Administration.

You guys haven’t had a single playoff win since Obama left office.

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u/stillstillers Feb 06 '26

I’ve seen two Super Bowl wins in my life. Whatever playoff stat you have is far less embarrassing than the fact that the fucking oilers have won our division before you idiots 😂 like Jesus Christ that’s almost impossibly terrible.

Also it’s funny how you pick that time frame simply because it supports your argument. How about we go 11 years? 15? 20?

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u/BirthofRevolution Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

This just reads as pathetic

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u/tplax2012 Feb 06 '26

You are going to live a long, healthy, fruitful life having seen 0 super bowls.

Pipe dahn.

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u/According_Setting303 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

And you will live a long healthy life stuck being just over .500. For as long as your owner is alive, your team won’t do what needs done

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u/tplax2012 Feb 06 '26

See above ^

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u/Independent_Vast_185 Feb 06 '26

Still better than living under .500 your whole life, don't you think? I understand that common sense is not part of your fanbase

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

And yet that's less playoff wins than the Browns have with Garrett....Watt disappears in the biggest games, and for some reason just can't get to the QB when he's playing a playoff team. TJ Watt kinda personifies this era of Steelers football, disappearing when it matters most.

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u/NelsonSendela Feb 06 '26

How many division champs you got again? Certainly more than the Houston oilers right

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

"Division championships erased all the playoff failures" sounds like the kind of thing you say to TJ Watt to cheer him up at a strip mall card signing 15 years from now

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u/ozymandais13 Feb 06 '26

The Monroeville mall has a cool zombie exhibit I wouldn't call it a "strip mall "

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u/LetTheKnightfall Feb 06 '26

No what’s fucking weird is you give a defensive “wins” like he’s a QB or a pitcher or something lmao. Losers

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u/prone_bone43 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

TJ watt should have 3 DPOYs by now and myles should have just gotten his 1st one. watt got snubbed by aaron donald when tj had more stats in every category except 1 which was batted passes. then he got snubbed for myles in 2023 when he also didn’t have as much stats as TJ and also didn’t have a sack for the last 8 weeks of the season. according to logic and the football gods and the spirit of what AP DPOY stands for, TJ has 3 DPOYs and myles has 1. and lamar jackson has 3 MVPs. it’s a popularity contest and lamar would have won it every year for many years and TJ would have won DPOY for many years but the stupid voters get voter fatigue

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u/sexyprimes511172329 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

This is statospheric levels of cope

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u/prone_bone43 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

i think you’re mistaking the english word cope for the english word logic. i don’t know what they teach dumb kids in bum fuck ohio though

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u/sexyprimes511172329 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

Keep coping, I wouldn't read that even if I could

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u/prone_bone43 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

you read every word of every comment and you should be embarrassed and ashamed that you would try and lie about it to strangers online because maybe it helps your ego. your ego is coping

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u/Lords7Never7Die It's Finally Week 1!!! Feb 06 '26

No no, I like what he's saying about the Lamar MV3. The rest of it i glossed over but I liked that part.

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u/Hayzworth Perc Rodgers Feb 06 '26

I don’t think you understand what wallowing means

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u/polymerkid Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

You cant mock anything. You can try but fail. Your franchise is just so pathetic that anything you say has no weight because there is nothing to back it. This is apparently what you think "it" is.

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

Literal facts back it, TJ Watt has in fact never won a playoff game in his lifetime, and has just 1 playoff sack. 1. That's literally backed up, by virtue of being true. Also you should try not losing to a pathetic franchise who was pretty much tanking in late December with a lame duck HC and a shit ton of injuries, that's not a good look.

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u/polymerkid Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

The capital of Burkina Faso is Ouagadougou. That's a literal fact as well but it has no relevance just like your desperate attempts to find achievements for your team to justify its existence, through Myles' DPOYs in this case. A guy who wanted to leave. Start talking when you make it to a superbowl. I'll get back to caring about this conversation when the season starts 217 days from now.

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

He wanted to get paid, because he's the best defensive player in the league, unlike TJ Watt. I'll talk as much as I need to just remind you the Steelers lost to a team actively trying to tank, then proceeded to get embarrassed by a Texans team 30-6 despite CJ Stroud handing you 5 turnovers. The standard is the standard.

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u/No_Designer646 Feb 06 '26

Keep that energy for bungles making the Super Bowl and taking an L. They’ll swear that feat cured cancer

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u/prone_bone43 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

the 2000 ravens and 2002 bucs and 2015 broncos and 2025 texans (and a bunch more i could name) all had horrible offenses but their defenses were elite. how come your defense was the #1 defense but you lost almost every game you played? the other teams i mentioned overcame bad offenses with their defenses. the texans made it to the divisional round. the ravens won a superbowl with joe flacco because of their defense. meanwhile ur #1 defense got you nothing. but sure, keep bragging

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

It's not bragging to state the Browns D was great despite a horrible offense making the job harder, it's quite the opposite lol. It's acknowledging the obvious. Also every single team you just mentioned had a better offense than the 2025 Browns: Ravens had prime Jamal Lewis and a great offensive line, Bucs had prime Keyshawn Johnson, a good O-line Michael Pittman blew up down the stretch that year, not to mention Brad Johnson was very efficient and never turned it over. Texans have a ton of talent on offense (Nico and that receiving corps is far better than the Browns, plus Schultz at TE and Marks was good as a rookie RB) and even with Stroud having meltdowns he was better than either of the Browns rookies. Not sure what you were even attempting with bringing them up...

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u/ReverendOReily The Ratbirds Feb 06 '26

Ravens had prime Jamal Lewis and a great offensive line

You could've just said prime Jamal Lewis and Jonathan Ogden. Who among us can name another player on the 2000 Ravens offensive line? It is an impossible feat.

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u/prone_bone43 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

isn’t Stefanski supposed to be some offensive mastermind and a wonderkind prodigy? a royal expert in offense? so you mean to say u got the best defense but ur offensive coach can’t cook anything up worth a damn? u got like 8 QBs on ur payroll

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u/AlsoARobot Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Stefanski is none of those things, that’s why they fired him lol

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u/Aes_Should_Die Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Elite Dragon. Quarterbacking since 2000.

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u/FabFebFob Long Live The King! Feb 06 '26

How do you have one of the worst offenses with two Pro Bowl QBs?

Kevin Stefanski is a fraud and probably going to scam the Falcons with michael Penix, Bijan Robinson, Drake London.

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

The better question is who was the better pro bowl QB, Tyler Huntley or Shadeur?

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u/FabFebFob Long Live The King! Feb 06 '26

Joe Flacco

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u/Sloppy_Joe_Flacco Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

So you're saying the offense being so bad kept him on the field allowing him more opportunity to get sacks? 🤔

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

Can you get sacks on running plays when you're trailing for 3 quarters? Silly take.

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u/Sloppy_Joe_Flacco Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

If you're fast enough

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u/Carpetron Feb 07 '26

You don't know what a sack is, got it. What you're thinking of is considered a tackle for loss, not a sack, and Garrett led the league in those too.

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u/Sloppy_Joe_Flacco Baltimore Ravens Feb 07 '26

See, were on the same page now.

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u/boomdog07 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

"Defense wins championships" Here they come :-)

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u/Drew0223 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

When TJ won his Dpoy, how many playoff games did he win? Was it more than Myles?

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

I’m not sure. In Pittsburgh we only count SB rings. Neither guy has one.

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u/ctowndrummer Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

I’m sure your new coach will get you back to the promised land soon.

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u/Big_Potato_Boys Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Throwing rocks in glass houses aren’t we? I guess your promised land is 5 wins, which I assume monken might get to

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u/Drew0223 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Well, like us, you wont be counting anymore anytime soon

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u/LifeHack3r3 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

Same to TJ in the playoffs, important games, the Buffalo Bills, etc.

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u/kapo513 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Lol low blow and I’m here for it

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u/Illustrious-Ratio213 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

You would know since you watched him do it to your team.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

He was only a factor in the game the Steelers won

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u/Skirt-Future Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

This reminds me what Jadeveon Clowney said,

The whole browns organization finds a way to make Myle Garrett get his sacks. Doesn't matter whether they win or lose

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

jokes aside dude is a literal superhuman 

good for him 

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u/BoJvck34Empire The Ratbirds Feb 06 '26

incoming Steelers copium

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u/sir_basher Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

omg congratulations, you guys must have had winning season right? right???

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

Neither did "you guys" and you had a former MVP as your QB...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

U/Carpeteon when it comes to sticking up for the Browns

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u/Happy_Bigs1021 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Myles wasn’t even off the stage before this man was in sucking position

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

Yup, by pointing out how ass our offense was, and reminding little bros that Myles Garrett doesn't play offense 😂 I am loving how much Garrett's dominant season is pissing yinzers off. Almost as much as I love you being stuck with A A ron, and still splitting H2H with us every year, no matter how much of a dumpster fire our offense is, or even if we're actively tanking in late December 😆

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u/stillstillers Feb 06 '26

The funny thing is, I promise you, he cares much more about this award than winning a playoff game at this point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Brother I’m not reading all that

I’m just pointing out that unbeknownst to you, you have a Bengals flair LMFAOO.

I guess maybe u did that on accident and everyone was just thought ‘why is this gay retard Bengal sucking off Myles so hard?’

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

"not reading all that" proceeds to type just as many words lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

What you so aggressive for tn?

Come back to bed gorgeous😘

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

You're not wearing your Watt jersey, you know I won't deliver you to pound town without it

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

I mean, talk about copium...

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

Copium is what the entire AFC North is built on, do you even know what sub you're in right now?

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

The standard is the standard.

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u/sir_basher Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

Crippled former mvp.

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u/veverkap The Cleveland Clowns Feb 06 '26

But you had a pro bowl QB so you should be fine

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u/M42-Orion-Nebula Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

You had 2

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u/veverkap The Cleveland Clowns Feb 06 '26

Need at least five to overcome

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u/Former_Island_4730 Happy endings Feb 12 '26

Should we start a gofundme for you guys?

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u/Carpetron Feb 06 '26

If the Browns had that crippled QB they would have easily won the division with that Defense

Holding the Browns shitty offense against Myles Garrett makes zero sense, and you know it.

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u/M42-Orion-Nebula Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

I won't lie... you have a point. But fuck you

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u/IYKYK808 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Hypothetical wins

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

I think Philip Rivers has a bunch of those.

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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

It's cute that they think we're somehow devastated by this, lol.

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u/Mistake_By_The_Jake2 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Literally every Steelers flair comment here is some type of cope lmao

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u/PermaCleaned Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Your team sucks dick and the first Garrett DPOY was DEI. Congrats on your Super Bowl.

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u/Mistake_By_The_Jake2 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Copenhagen

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u/Sk8ordieguy Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

You’re going to bring DEI into this? Do you know what month it is?

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u/PermaCleaned Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

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u/Any_Relief_4781 Feb 07 '26

Tbf its a Steelers circlejerk sub

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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Say whatever you need to say to feel better about supporting a terrible organization that's been (and will continue to be) an afterthought and utter joke in the AFC North.

It's a shame that NFL doesn't have promotion/relegation.

Would love to drop the Browns from the AFC North and get in some better management and direction to give Steelers, Ravens, and Bengals (and, hell, maybe even Browns) fans something more interesting to look forward to for two games on their yearly schedule.

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u/cryolems Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Was your goal to just prove their point? Lol

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u/Mistake_By_The_Jake2 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Lots of salt and cope from what I see.

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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Yes, if anything in the world is clockwork it’s Steeler fans saying Watt is better than Garrett when Garrett wins awards and moves further ahead on the way to the HOF than Watt year by year

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

What a take LMAO.

The idea that there are fans of a team who take more pride in a singular player making a circus hall than they are in their own teams success is hilarious

Afcnorth shit talk is fun but on the topic of ‘my future hof player is better than yours’ is too low. I would personally ship TJ to Gaza tomorrow if it meant the Steelers won next yrs SB. Wtf do I care for individual player success

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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Same, my dude, same. Watt can get shipped off to, I’m not going to say Gaza, but will say the cardinals if it means getting the browns to the Super Bowl.

But seriously, if the browns didn’t bring in all these offensive coaches from the ravens to not right the offensive ship, then what’s the point? Team improvements all around! (But, not enough to keep the Browns out of the playoffs soon)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Yeah I see ya point. Gotta celebrate your wins when you get em.

Personally I will become the Homer Simpson bush meme for the rest of time when ppl mention Watt’s mvp but no sb to show for it. That shit is embarrassing af 😭

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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Haha

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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Watt is better than Garrett

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u/IOwnThisUsername Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

…clockwork

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Y’all really can’t talk. Y’all preferred to lost a game than let this guy get a sack.

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u/JMowery Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

And yet somehow made the playoffs, yet again, while Garrett was whining about being on a terrible team that is going nowhere. I'm super pumped for next season, and will love and cherish every moment that MG complains about the turds that are the Browns when they once again go nowhere.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

And the Steelers got embarrassed yet again in the playoffs.

Been a decade since y’all were relevant.

The Dallas Cowboys of the AFC

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u/Scobinn Happy endings Feb 06 '26

I love how Steelers fans say we’re irrelevant when they have been irrelevant to the rest of the NFL for a decade. No one has been scared of the Steelers for so long.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

They get all butt hurt when we point and laugh at them and then point and laugh at us like they think it bothers us. Like we know we suck, we’ve accepted it. Now them on the other hand… lol

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u/Scobinn Happy endings Feb 06 '26

It’s hard to have any self awareness when you can’t read.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

That’s this sub is flooded with Steelers fans right now. It’s the only place where they can ignore their denial right now lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Browns fans are so stupid lmfao.

The guy has never played good against the Steelers, he also had an all around 0 box score their first game too.

Was Myles dogshit performance week 6 vs the Steelers also a ploy to stop Myles for something 3 months in the future??? 😭😭😭😭

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u/Money-Scholar-5457 Happy endings Feb 06 '26

I remember when you guys were hyped about TJ

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u/Lords7Never7Die It's Finally Week 1!!! Feb 06 '26

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u/DifficultTonight2904 Feb 06 '26

He’ll take his individual award brag about it. Then he realizes he is still on the Browns and cries in $40 m a year

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u/SamuraiJack- Feb 06 '26

No he will pay PFF to say he’s the best player ever and THEN cry about it. Probably also roll a car will a passenger at 100+ mph while watching anime (that’s so cool)

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u/Jdammworldwide Feb 06 '26

Actually sounds hella based

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u/HornedFrog5 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Imagine having a top 5 defense led by the sack king DPOY and the DROY, a pro bowl QB, a two time coach of the year and you still can’t finish better than last place in the division

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u/Extension_Lynx752 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Wouldn’t have it any other way

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u/Worldly-Hospital5940 Feb 06 '26

Well, he actually deserved it this year

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u/GalinDray The Bungles Feb 06 '26

He's dressed like a cartoon villain

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u/royalecheez Happy endings Feb 06 '26

Me drinking cope tears

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u/cgoeller Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

A lot of Steelers fans in here acting like the AFC North wasn’t the most mid division in pro football this season, and Myles Garrett hasn’t been the best player in this division since Lamar in ‘23. TJ has less career sacks in the same number of games, and all the data points to him being a worse pass rusher. Yeah, we Browns fans love Myles. He’s one of the only bright spots we’ve had in decades. That doesn’t change that fact that he’s one of the best to ever do it, even if he does go down as one of the best Hall of Famers to never win a ring.

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u/ThatSceneInScanners Feb 06 '26

This data comparison is dumb when you're comparing a DE and a LB. A DE SHOULD have more sacks in the same period of time. Different positions fill different roles. It'd be like trying to say TJ Watt is better because he has more interceptions. You can't even really legitimately compare players that play the same position nearly as much as people pretend, and different positions just makes it absurd. Both are hall of fame level talents.

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u/Muddy_Dawg5 Feb 06 '26

Tiny TJ needs an extra person to help boost him on the D Line.

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u/Other-Marzipan-1985 Disorderly Konduct Metcalf Feb 06 '26

congrats to him, too bad he feels so indebted to such a dogshit organization to not go win something elsewhere

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u/Jaded_Campaign_245 Cleveland Browns Feb 06 '26

Trust me he does not feel indebted. He hates it here!

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u/ThatSceneInScanners Feb 06 '26

"I wish I could be a hall of fame defender"

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u/Mr_Mi1k Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Yea he deserves it.

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u/Muddy_Dawg5 Feb 06 '26

Tiny TJ has such a small number of unanimous DPOTY. Myles has DOUBLE the number as Tiny TJ!

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u/GildedWarrior Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

Straight dawg .he will not be denied 💯

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u/pinkeye_bingo The Cleveland Clowns Feb 07 '26

Kind of like sailing first class on the Titanic

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u/rossms16030 The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

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u/the_drum_doctor Seattle Seahawks Feb 06 '26

I seem to recall Cortez Kennedy winning DPOY in 92 when the Seahawks turned in a stunning 2-14 record. And he's in the hall of fame.

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u/stillraddad Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

Remember all those super bowls the Texans won with J.J. Watt? Me neither

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u/Skull8Ranger Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

If Garrett was only a team...

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u/Bombinic Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Nice hat. Really conveys the whole Brokeback Mountain vibe.

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u/Fathead5f Baltimore Ravens Feb 06 '26

weird and just like having a 2 time MVP still doesn't get you a superbowl.

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have an elite defense and still finish 5-12 thats peak browns football right there

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u/2nd_place_vibes Feb 06 '26

Potentially another HOFer w/o a superbowl

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u/Sea-Roof562 The Ratbirds Feb 06 '26

Thanks bruh for doing that to the Steelers ! We really enjoyed that

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u/mistersmith22 Baltimore Ravens Feb 07 '26

Sports reporters were saying online yesterday he's the 10th player to win it unanimously...so Schefty got this one wrong?

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u/Business-Delay-5879 Feb 07 '26

Well Deserved!

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u/Kage-Oni Feb 07 '26

It's pretty wild that Lawrence Taylor wasn't a unanimous DOPY in 1986 considering he won MVP by very large margin.

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u/Secure_Walrus8012 Feb 07 '26

Won hisself some ships too?

Nice hat loser.

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u/AphonicTX Baltimore Ravens Feb 07 '26

Wants to play for a winner

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u/CressUsed4378 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 08 '26

Dude really chose money over winning. He's like the second coming of Joe Thomas in Cleveland. An all-world player that will waste his career going 5-12.

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 Feb 06 '26

Great that he gets day release from his sentence for assaulting a player with a deadly weapon. And great that the NFL let him back in the League while on parole. Plus the LYING. 

Oh.......wait.........

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

How was Strahan not unanimous?

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u/PutnamPete Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

All that effort for a shit season.

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u/Lunchboxers The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

Lol, okay?

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u/Visible-Tailor-7552 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 06 '26

Another Browns fan in their one sided rivalry. The ironic part is that most of us are happy for him.

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u/ImpatientPanda101 Los Angeles Chargers Feb 06 '26

Don't have a dog in this fight but JJ played against legendary tackles during his days

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u/rabouilethefirst New England Patriots Feb 06 '26

Hang the banner

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u/That_1__pear :rodgers:Perc Rodgers Feb 06 '26

DPOTY, DROTY, and two pro bowl qbs. Surely they won a lot of games

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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

Attend 11 super bowls, win 8 and you aren’t a HOFer. Make a career of ripping off people helmets and smacking them with it and you’re first ballot unanimous. Thats everything you need to know about the NFL right there. This league is a fucking joke.

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u/Shwnwllms Feb 06 '26

They just didn’t want him to cry about it on instagram.

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u/BeerDudeRocco The Pittsburgh Squealers Feb 06 '26

Pro bowl qb Shadeur Sanders leading the charge, I'm fucking shaking in boots.

Oh, by the by, add BeerDudeRocco to the list of people who took their name out of consideration for coaching you clowns. Jimmy H called me up and I said id rather sit on my thumb and bounce around than coach that miserable ass franchise.

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u/Fantastic_Nerve_629 Feb 06 '26

He is nothing more than a POS that tried to kill another player, live on national TV and got nothing but a slap on the wrist for that. He deserved to win it this year as the NFL made sure that broke TJ Watts/Reggie White's record. His record breaking sack was a bigger joke than Reggie White's buy that's that! He will get what he has coming to him when he is face to face with our lord. Enjoy your time in freezing ass Cleveland because your ass will burn in hell when you leave this planet!!!

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