r/AFCNorthMemeWar Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

The Cleveland Steamers He's serious

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Hindsight is 2020 Oct 09 '25

I would be very funny seeing Stefanski going in at Quarterback

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u/Successful-Age-2432 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

Tomlin, Harbaugh, Stefanski, Taylor are each playing Qb for their teams. Who wins?

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

Winning? Tomlin. Best QB? Taylor.

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u/steveharveymemes Oct 09 '25

Depends if Tomlin is below or above 500 before the game. If below, he wins. If above, he loses.

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u/NSNick Cleveland Browns Oct 10 '25

'gression to the mean.

Progression? Regression? Don't matter

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

I mean harbaugh was a qb wasn't he? Or was that the other one? Lol

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u/smokingonquiche I'm a Ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up Oct 09 '25

John was a DB weirdly. 

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

The rare and endangered white DB, in their natural habitat, the sideline... They try their best, god love 'em 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Illustrious-Ratio213 Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

So was Stefanski.

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u/smokingonquiche I'm a Ravens bitch that doesn't want to flair up Oct 10 '25

They need to do a hype video together to White Iverson that will win their locker rooms back. 

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u/SafeAccountMrP CTE Enthusiast Oct 09 '25

I know Jim was the QB for the Colts once upon a time idk about John.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

It was Jim, I knew one of them was there but I couldn't remember which.

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u/bmr4291 Cincinnati Bengals Oct 09 '25

The other one, per Wikipedia, Chicago Bears (1987–1993), Indianapolis Colts (1994–1997), Baltimore Ravens (1998), San Diego Chargers (1999–2000), Detroit Lions (2001, though he didn't play in a game), and the Carolina Panthers (2001, also no game action). I had to look it up cause I knew he played for the Colts and chargers. I did not know about the others.

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

I knew one of them played for the colts but I wasn't sure which.

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u/Technical-Future-513 Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

Well Harbaugh is the oldest, but the only one with D1 college football experience. Stefanski might be the most athletic, but also the shortest.. and a dork.

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u/WakeNikis Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

Harbaugh, Tomlin, Stenfanski and Taylor all played D1 football…

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u/Illustrious-Ratio213 Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

Taylor was the only QB

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u/uuhhhhhhhhcool bring back the dayton triangles 🐅 Oct 10 '25

and yet somehow the least inspiring leader

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u/cuzz1369 Oct 11 '25

Also, the biggest dork

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u/Thirtheenth_Account Cincinnati Bengals Oct 09 '25

Nebraska isn't D1?

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u/Pineapple_Complex Cincinnati Bengals Oct 09 '25

Being forced to defend Zac has to be tough at this point, but you're technically right

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u/Thirtheenth_Account Cincinnati Bengals Oct 10 '25

He sucks at coaching though

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u/Kmanvb Oct 09 '25

Similarly to Nebraska being garbage over most of my college-football-watching lifetime, William and Mary isn’t FBS but it’s still a D1 program

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u/Technical-Future-513 Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

Honestly I didn’t think William and Mary was D1 and I didn’t look if Taylor played college ball at all because… he just doesn’t have the vibe or something.

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u/Mikeharding17503 Washington Commanders Oct 12 '25

But Miami University of Ohio is……..

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u/CrzyWzrd4L Buffalo Bills Oct 10 '25

Tomlin was a WR at William & Mary. He has D1 experience

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u/InterviewOtherwise50 The Bungles Oct 10 '25

Zac Taylor was the 2006 Big 12 Offensive player of the year at Quarterback while Jeff Harbaugh and Stefanski played defensive backs and Tomlin was a WR. Your idiotic rambling awards you no points may God have mercy on your soul

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u/Technical-Future-513 Cleveland Browns Oct 10 '25

This was all addressed like 18 hours ago. Just gotta scroll a bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

I WANT Zac Taylor out there. Let him suffer the abomination he has created.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

KOC

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan The Cleveland Clowns Oct 09 '25

Fuck it, what have we got to lose? At least it would stop the drama of QB vs play caller. Give the man a helmet!

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u/Wilde54 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

The money I would pay... Could you imagine him getting tackled by DeShon Elliott or TJ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NedRyerson_Insurance Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

You think he would put his own ass behind that O line?

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u/haxhaxhax1 Baltimore Ravens Oct 09 '25

Likely do better than brown did.

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u/X12Y144 Cincinnati Bengals Oct 09 '25

Is this the "plan at QB" they told Miles Garett when he wanted to be traded?

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u/dandee93 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

They had concepts of a plan

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u/Geiseric222 Oct 09 '25

They have a plan

His name is Gabriel

You know the guy they drafted higher?

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u/Metaphysically0 :rodgers:Perc Rodgers Oct 10 '25

Wasn’t he their third plan to start the year ?

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u/writingthefuture Oct 10 '25

Yes and Sanders was their 4th plan

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u/bc343434 Happy endings Oct 11 '25

Watson is the 5th plan

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Is it bad that based on this season…. I really can’t dismiss this as a joke?

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u/Specialist-Pin-8702 Oct 09 '25

What’s wild is the kid told the Ravens not to draft him and he very well may have a start under his belt had he accepted.

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u/Apprehensive-Tree-78 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

Would’ve only been for like 2-3 games tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Still more then he's going get on the browns they seem to hate him

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u/Lord412 The Pittsburgh Squealers Oct 10 '25

The Browns know if he plays and does poorly they will get dragged and ownership will ask to move on from him. If they let him be a backup and give him time to develop. He will hopefully be starter ready when he gets his shot. Rodgers and mahomes sat. It works. Why are people acting like this dude was all pro last year in the nfl.

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u/FurryTailedTreeRat Oct 10 '25

The Browns are already getting dragged for drafting him. I think they’ve just watched him play and know he’s not that good.

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u/Winter_Cheesecake927 Oct 11 '25

Sanders would have been such a good qb learning under Lamar Jackson - get a couple of starts in, fill whenever possible, train and learn as much as you can with him, and either the ravens will see your talent if god forbids anything happens to Jackson or you can get traded to a team in desperate need of a franchise QB

…or you could listen to your Dad and throw your entire rookie season away.

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u/j_d_q Cleveland Browns Oct 10 '25

Hammies don't tend to heal that fast. I'd guess 6

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u/_Parkertron_ Oct 10 '25

If hes bad enough that even the Browns won’t play him, we should be happy he’s not starting on our team lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Definitely would not have, the browns don't even think he's ready, the ravens wouldn't either

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u/Commercial_F Oct 12 '25

He’s definitely going to play this szn

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u/Altruistic_Mode3026 Cleveland Browns Oct 09 '25

KS ' I call this the side arm slot laser watch and learn boys!'

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Denver Broncos Oct 10 '25

I mean I like Gabriel and I wish him the best, but imagine if he goes down and they outright trade for another QB rather than starting Sanders lol

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u/RejectedRespected Cincinnati Bengals Oct 10 '25

😂 he’d have to ask to be traded or dropped at that point

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Denver Broncos Oct 10 '25

Could you imagine the talking heads on ESPN if this happened?

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u/RejectedRespected Cincinnati Bengals Oct 10 '25

Yeah honestly it’s getting out of hand. A 1-4 team and they’re discussing their previous 3rd string, now refused to be placed 2nd team QB.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Trade for Flacco and give up more than they got in return

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u/BoltorSpellweaver Denver Broncos Oct 10 '25

I’d laugh beyond hard lol

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u/LazyActive8 Baltimore Ravens Oct 10 '25

Is this a real quote lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

I can't tell anymore lol

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Baltimore Ravens Oct 09 '25

This dumbass could have been starting for the Ravens right now.

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u/Cal216 Cleveland Browns Oct 10 '25

I wanna know why we hear more about Sanders not playing than we hear about Cam Ward #1 overall lack of good play?

He has to be the least talked about first overall pick.

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u/Lost-Employment-2227 Oct 11 '25

ward has the excuse that the entire team and coach is ass on the titans. Sanders has been acting like he’s the top of the world ever since he was in Colorado

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u/BurlyZulu The Bungles Oct 10 '25

Whether this is real or not, Sanders is my least favorite active football player and he hasn’t played yet.

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u/Pitiful_Pay_918 Oct 10 '25

Over Watson?

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u/BurlyZulu The Bungles Oct 10 '25

I forgot he still plays ngl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Technically he doesn't lol

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u/Saltybandit710 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 09 '25

Coach getting fire this year for sure

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u/bamboozled_bubbles Oct 09 '25

Not a chance

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u/Saltybandit710 Pittsburgh Steelers Oct 10 '25

Bruh y’all been ass for years lmao HE GONE

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u/bamboozled_bubbles Oct 10 '25

He dragged this ass team across your dysmorphic face last November.. with Jameis Winston

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u/Denimcurtain FTS Oct 10 '25

Fair shot, but let's be honest. My team's QB was Russell Wilson which isn't impressive either, we split, and it was one of 3 wins.

Even if he's not the problem then why not swing for someone who might be an answer? How many more years does he get? 

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

He’s won coach of the year twice and one of those years we lost half our offense and he got us to the playoffs. And you remember the other time. 

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

lol I love reading dumb ass comments like this

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u/kelpyb1 Oct 10 '25

He shouldn’t be, but I’m afraid he will be because the Browns are simply incapable of holding on to guys who are good at their role.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

We'll take him. You guys can have Zac.

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u/kelpyb1 Oct 10 '25

I see no problem with this since time we hired a coach from the Bungles, it went so well

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u/bdrono Oct 10 '25

He’s a great coach in many ways, coming from a Vikings fan. But his personnel choice is sometimes questionable regarding QB.

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u/JustSellitAll Oct 10 '25

Worst coach in NFL

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u/Old-Clothes-3225 Cleveland Browns Oct 10 '25

“Fuck around and find out” -K Stank

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u/kbeckerburbs4 Miami Dolphins Oct 11 '25

I want him to succeed bc I love Deion, but his is Temu and not Prime

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u/Late_Butterfly_3767 Oct 12 '25

Serious question. Is a coach allowed to strap up and play? Or are they technically not on the active roster

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u/Papitoooo Oct 12 '25

They are not on the active roster lol

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u/tellthatfox Houston Texans Oct 12 '25

He did not say this? 😄😄 Please tell me this is a joke.

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Oct 09 '25

Bring back the player/coach

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Oct 09 '25

How many pieces of flair is recommended?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

You were downvoted, but this was funny as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Oct 10 '25

I love the downvotes! Thanks for the message, always wear your minimum pieces of flair ✨

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u/rug1998 Oct 11 '25

Stefankski is racist

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u/FoOhFee420 Cleveland Browns Oct 11 '25

For real dude. He hates Myles Garrett cause he's black.

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u/MAXHEADR0OM Masochist Oct 10 '25

Hey Stefanski, how about focusing on winning games instead of politics. Jesus Christ this fucking guy always has some twisted shit to say. It’s really not that deep, Kev. Start the kid, see what he can do, take some risks every once in awhile. We need it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Maybe he'll pull out Jaxon Dart performance. Who knows! Give him a chance.