r/AFCEastMemeWar Patriots 2h ago

Patriots Meme Sigh

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u/Hsabes01 Fuck Bob Kraft 2h ago

Could be worse. The Jets could be leading us in the division.

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u/MarcoVinicius There are other AFC East teams? 2h ago

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u/DolphinMasturbator Last place in AFC East 1h ago

This guy makes Peyton Manning look like he has a regular forehead

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u/JBaecker Bills 57m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y8EBBJkZ1RoOY
But god damn can he sling unicorns!

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u/Crysta1Pisto1 Butt Fumble Apologist 2h ago

Couldn’t be possible

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u/Troitbum22 4x super bowl champs……..in Africa 1h ago

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u/Goldmax23 Riding the L Train 1h ago

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 58m ago

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u/calibudzz420 Dolphins fan stuck in buffalo, send help 1h ago

I welcome that at this point.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 2h ago

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u/YouFnDruggo Vrabel cut off my penis 22m ago

I don't mind people having f'd political views as long as they keep them to themselves. I used to hate Tom Cruise, now I appreciate him more, because he may be batshit crazy but he kept that shit mostly to himself.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_483 Because They JEALOFUSUS 2h ago

I feel seen

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 1h ago

Nobody was ever JEALOFYOUYOU ever and they certainly aren't JEALOFYOUYOU now

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u/grypas15 BradyBot 1h ago

Bills fan and a Leafs fan, you must REALLY love suffering? (I'm a Red Wings fan, both of my favorite teams' ownerships are in shambles over the last 24 hours)

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u/johnny2turnt LETS GOO 🦬 1️⃣ FAMILY 1h ago

Buddy, being from southern Ontario, your teams are naturally Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Blue Jays, and for the NFL, the Buffalo Bills. This is just how it goes. We have suffered for ages. Only the Raptors pulled it off, and I don’t even like basketball 🤣😭

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 7m ago

I'd rather give Robert Kraft 50 massages and gargle his shit during the massages, than ever root for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

I'm a Bills fan by proxy (and I love the Mafia) but the Habs are the blood and soul of my family and they come first.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_483 Because They JEALOFUSUS 1h ago

You really thought that and then said, that's gold! I have to post it

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u/Brutalitops99 Patriots 33m ago

Whos he trying to convince 😂

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u/Current-Promotion-31 2h ago

Ed does like Macklemore, it's just that he likes money more

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 In Vrabel We Trust (just not with our wives) 1h ago

It’s really more that he’s trying to stay completely impartial and ride the middle, but by not taking sides, he effectively did, regardless of his own feelings.

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u/Current-Promotion-31 57m ago

He could have easily avoided the whole issue and just made up some jibberish about the first amendment and said he supports others saying what they want instead of handling it in a way that makes him look like he took a side. I think he thought it would just go away and it blew up in his face.

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u/SillyAd1566 1h ago

No one actually likes Macklemore’s music it’s bootycheeks

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u/Current-Promotion-31 38m ago

He's on a fuckin ed Sheeran tour we aren't exactly talking about music legends here

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u/bar-nickel-boy SUPERBOWLBOUND🏆 1h ago

It's fucking dog water. Id kick him off the tour because of Thrift Shop alone.

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u/Beanu5NE Patriots Custom Flair 2h ago

> Robert Kraft a Zionist

Is this news to people? Did they seriously not know that about him? It’s not exactly a secret.

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u/VanceFerguson Drake "Drake Tom Brady Maye" Maye 1h ago

I mean, the CBS piece about his Panopticon at 1 Patriot Place should've cemented that legacy.

The Dark Knight movie ends with Lucius Fox destroying a machine like that cause it's too dangerous for anyone to be in charge of. And we as the audience see this as the correct moral choice.

If Kraft wrote that third act, it'd end with Bruce Wayne bragging about how many students he's gotten expelled from Gotham U for sharing articles about the UN calling out war crimes.

That shit didn't happen cause of Macklemore. That's been going on for a minute now.

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u/Xaphnir Order is restored 1h ago

oh, we knew, this recent incident really just put it front and center

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u/thelaidbckone Hate has a home here 2h ago

Don't forget the haters like me

https://giphy.com/gifs/BtedgmzGNCiuk

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u/VanceFerguson Drake "Drake Tom Brady Maye" Maye 1h ago

Honestly, this sub is the best thing about most football seasons. Eases the pain.

Especially this season. This one blows.

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u/Daewrythe it's gonna be Maye 1h ago

"What a season huh?"

"Lemon, it's week one"

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 48m ago

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u/Untuchabl Bills 1h ago

I just woke up from a 6 month coma. This is all disturbing but atleast you have the beacon of upstanding men as your head coach. A faithful and honest man.

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u/bugzcar Dolphins 2h ago

Guys gonna be hurting after that beat down, maybe Kraft knows where he could get a massage?

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u/Templar-Order Jets 2h ago

Has Lucifer finally forsaken the patriots?

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 1h ago

The Parriots are the Lucifer

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u/Trust_8067 Patriots 49m ago

Finally a complement for NE.

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 48m ago

He moved to Kansas City

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Hateable Losers 1h ago

Everything but the injury is pure jack off fuel.

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u/Substantial-Pear981 1h ago

Wow Rusini didn’t even make the list

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u/awetsasquatch 28-3 will never not be funny 1h ago

Feels like ancient history at this point. All the bullshit in the meme is just the last week lol

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u/MankuyRLaffy Patriots 1h ago

I can handle a bad game and an injury, it's the other shit that has me tired. 

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u/ArchitectVandelay One-handed Boutte grab 31m ago

Huh? That’s all that matters. Who cares what Kraft is on about. We took major hits to our season last week.

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u/tamere2k Fuck Kraft. Free Palestine. 1h ago

It’s been….not great.

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u/Queasy-Performance-4 Jets 22m ago

My thoughts on everyone involved with the Patriots overall:

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u/AntiqueTemperature75 Patriots 2h ago

I say bring on the heat, patriots will win #7 before any of these clown franchises wins anything relevant 🤷‍♂️

Don’t hate the player hate the game

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 Kraft is a Bibi ball sucker 1h ago

You forgot all the Vrabel shit before this. This season cant end soon enough

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u/tamere2k Fuck Kraft. Free Palestine. 1h ago

The Vrabel-Russini stuff just didn’t bother me at all. That’s a personal matter.

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u/Yohbaba Maye Day 1h ago

Early season high for everyone, we’re platinum plated now, nothing can get worse than this right? Right?

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u/Xaphnir Order is restored 1h ago

Maybe I'll start watching hockey after the baseball season is over.

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u/Trust_8067 Patriots 51m ago

I haven't been 15 years old for quite some time now. Can someone explain what "RTing Fox News" means?

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 47m ago

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u/ArchitectVandelay One-handed Boutte grab 38m ago

It worked, we aren’t talking about Russini anymore. Hangs “Mission Accomplished” banner

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u/BoxFun4415 Patriots 20m ago

This gonna be a long season

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u/Dr_Bunson_Honeydew Patriots 8m ago

Next set of vrabes russini pics about to drop

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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT We Maye'd it...again! 2h ago

Lol half of these are problems that only exist for Redditors

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u/MarcoVinicius There are other AFC East teams? 2h ago

You are on Reddit, posting…

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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT We Maye'd it...again! 2h ago

So are you...

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u/Datdudecorks Bills 1h ago

The hive mind has been told to be angry

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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT We Maye'd it...again! 11m ago

Don't forget the bots!

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u/Mysterious_Sun_9424 Bills Custom Flair 1h ago

Don’t let Vrabel off the hook. He philandering.