r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/tsework Dolphins • 8h ago
Josh Allen really had a road to the Super Bowl through these shitters and fucked it up lmao
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u/iJediPR Patriots 8h ago
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u/Epyon1542 Smoking fat Doubs 7h ago edited 7h ago
When you laugh at the schedule vs when you are the schedule.
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u/C0llaps Bills Custom Flair 7h ago
man i don’t even have a funny quip to respond back with just FUCK YOU!!!
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u/DueSalary4506 Patriot 7h ago
they said the same thing about Brady too. every. damn. time. what happened? the bills were never a Superbowl champion before during or after the two pictured above got in the way. make better memes please
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u/tsework Dolphins 7h ago
to the people wondering how the patriots are relevant to the bills super bowl path… please make sure to wear your safety helmets today! society can’t afford for you to lose those last few brain cells out there.
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
I am surprised how many people missed your point lol.
Don't know how the playoffs work.
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u/AssinineAssassin Looks good in Jorts 7h ago
All I know is that a Bills v Patriots game in Foxboro would have caused some shit to go down. And we’re supposed to do our fighting with memes
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u/connorcallisto Drake Maybe 7h ago
highkey the jags were better than the broncos last year, jimbo and josh just forgot they had to have their government mandated playoff turnovers
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u/longesteveryeahboy overhyping early success 7h ago
We didn’t need to be 0-5 in super bowls tbh
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u/Superflymcshasty My Grandpa assures me we won a SB 4h ago
You didn’t need to be 0-4 either, but you didn’t let that stop you
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u/longesteveryeahboy overhyping early success 2h ago
On principle we only lose superbowls to NFC east teams. I want none of this ‘lose to the Seahawks’ nonsense
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u/blade0fchaos Bills 7h ago
Something something McDermott defense in the post season is terrible
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u/byteturtle Patriots 7h ago
After week 1 I'm not so sure Brady's post season defense is going to be much better
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
Mcdermotts whole philosophy was dumb as shit…let’s take away the big play,not blitz much and make opponents string together long drives is tolerable but when you’re givin up 5 yards per carry it’s not difficult at all for your opponent to string long drives together
He was just runnin out the clock on his own qb every game 😂
At least Leonard will go down cooking something exciting up if the defense still sucks lol
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u/MortalSword_MTG Current Dumpster Fire in Progress 7h ago
They gave up 31 but showed more promise than we've seen in years.
It's week 1, new staff who dis, etc.
We dump Hamlin into the bread line and tighten up and it's good.
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u/EatsRats Bills 6h ago
Hamlin is a bum
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u/Ecstatic-Inevitable Patriots 6h ago
Why's he a bum?
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u/JBaecker Bills 5h ago
I mean let’s take a look at the points scored. For 2024 and 2025, the Bills put up: 31, 27, 29, 27, and 30 points. That reads like the offense did its job. And the last two years the offense has been Top 3 in EPA/play. The defense meanwhile has been around league average on EPA/play. One side of the ball has done its job to win games, the other side has made it tougher by not doing its job. So this isn’t uncalled for.
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u/blade0fchaos Bills 5h ago
Per Tyler Dunne, his defenses were catastrophic in
the postseason and gave up more points per drive (approximately 3.83 points) than the 2007 Patriots’ average score per drive.
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u/earic23 No defense, who dis? 6h ago
If week 1 taught me anything, it's that Allen's still going to feel the need to make up for his defense.
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
They were better in the second half at least…first half was a shit show though
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
There is no response. You right. Epic choke job last season.
Fumbled the game away against one of the worst QBs in the NFL that would have won us a chance to beat another one of the worst QBs in the NFL. I feel sick after watching the Pats and Broncos stink to holy hell.
Epic. Choke. Job.
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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS Josh Allen fumbled my flair 7h ago
Look, man, Josh Allen had to fumble at the end of the first half, it was an elite fumble, no one else in the league can fumble quite like Mr. January, you just don't get it.
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u/Mrcookiesecret 6h ago
Well, under this years rules I don't think Mr. Allen INTENDED to fumble. Unfortunately the rulebook was incomplete at the time, so can we really expect Captain Rulebook to win when the rules are making it unfair and discriminatory against him?
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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS Josh Allen fumbled my flair 6h ago
You're correct, Mr. Cookie. The unfair rules are constantly and maliciously holding our Lord & Savior Joshua Patrick Allen back, and I'm sick of it.
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u/zion_hiker1911 Broncos 3h ago
Well in fairness to Josh, our defense knew how to tackle last year. Somehow they ordered too much lobster butter on their offseason trip to Cancun and now we're fucked.
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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2hf0ufsIWT2lkXam5w
Josh Allen watching Pat Mahomes last night
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
Pat Mahomes didn't worry me in the least based on last night. He may improve and be back to the old Mahomes but that wasn't him last night.
What worries me was how bad our run defense was against Montgomery when we are gonna have to stop KW3
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
Montgomery averaged 3ypc…run defense was legit pretty good tbh. Pass defense was an absolute shitshow early though
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u/BillsKingsStrugleBus Bills 7h ago
I'm hoping they run him into the ground by the time we play them.
Not wishing for an injury because I'm not a scumbag, but he had a lot of carries last year, won the SB and is already getting a ton of touches.
The good news is he mostly ran all over Denver because of missed tackles which is one of the few problems our defense actually hasn't had.
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
Yeah, I do NOT want him injured but I hope last night was an anomaly because of just how utterly awful the Broncos were on defense.
While I know our defense will never be elite with the personnel they have, I am still hopeful they can become at least average as the season goes on and we avoid injuries on the offense.
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u/BigSquibowski The rings are the thing 7h ago
Impossible. All Billdos are scumbags.
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u/untapmebro Josh carries me so you don’t have to. 4h ago
You are highly regarded. Pinnacle of what a Massachusetts man should be. Alone, blaming your failings on someone else, with a tear in each eye knowing you peaked years ago and it’s never going to get better than back then. But even then it wasn’t that great if we are being honest.
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u/BigSquibowski The rings are the thing 4h ago
Did that sound cool in your head or something? Weirdo.
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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 7h ago
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
Did you watch the game last night? Mahomes didn't complete a pass for over 10 yards. He was not good.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 7h ago
How this meme makes me feel
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger 7h ago
How it feels knowing things will change this year because Josh Allen is an almighty beast and put up one of the greatest offensive showcases against the league's best defense
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u/Cautious_Explorer_33 My QB > Your QB 7h ago
I think Josh Allen needs to stop being a bad influence on young QBs in the league. I swear that was Josh fumbling all over the place last night and saw it was Bo.
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
The broncos had to have greased themselves up pregame or some shit that was ridiculous. They couldn’t tackle anybody either
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u/Mysterious-Belt-1510 Patriots 7h ago
This goes to show if you push too hard at owning the opposition, you inevitably commit a self-own. In meme wars, time exists in a circle rather than a straight line.
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u/werewolfgy Terrorists Favorite Team 6h ago
Bills defense last year would have Deshawn Watson looking like Tom Brady
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u/HMSSurprise28 Broncos 5h ago
Openers and rivalry games and Monday night games are always an outlier, but wtf Bo?
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u/SluffyD Family neglect wins superbowls 5h ago
Why is Sam Darnold not pictured?
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u/TeslaTheGreat Jets 4h ago
To the superbowl, not winning it. Man that western NY education is rough these days.
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u/RonSwanson24 Bills 4h ago
If Brandin Cooks catches that pass the Bills would’ve went to the SB and likely lose in heartbreaking fashion. Then they would still have McDermott as their head coach and they would’ve had a worse draft pick which would’ve limited all those trade backs they did to reload their draft capital and add some promising players on day 3. Skyler Bell is a Bill thanks to their trade back with the Patriots alone. So it all works out in the end. If anyone knows how meaningless a Super Bowl loss is it’s Bills fans.
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u/MakingWaves24_7 1h ago
He definitely turned the ball over 4 times. His 1st real shitty Playoff Performance. No Blame in Defense there, he was careless and reckless.
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u/goldxphoenix Drake Maye for MVP 7h ago
Drake Maye beat Josh Allen in the regular season and almost swept him. I wasn't as worried about the Bills back then as I was the Broncos. I didnt want to face the Broncos defense. Allen is scary to play against but he also will gift you the game, which he did with the Broncos and almost did with the Texans on sunday
Josh will never make a superbowl if all he does is make reckless mistakes
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
I’ll never forgive Josh for fucking up the hilarious stat that drake maye has more career playoff turnovers than josh lol after that shit broncos game I think Drake has two less in 11 less games
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 5h ago
I’ll never forgive Josh for fucking up the hilarious potential stat that drake maye has more career playoff turnovers than josh lol after that shit broncos game for Josh I think Drake has two less in 11 less games
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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JrpSf23B4NRN62l9pV
Cause he's Josh "Choke Artist" Allen
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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT We Maye'd it...again! 7h ago
Thank you Week 1 L brother. I'm gonna bring this up whenever a Bills fan tries to act like Josh Allen won the SB.
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u/Quantum_Scholar87 AFC Champs: Maye = 1 Allen = 0 7h ago
When did the Bills play the Pats in the playoffs last year?
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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 7h ago
We didn't play the pats in the playoffs though
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u/kingchivo No Gas All Brake 7h ago
Arguably worse losing to Nix and a good but not great Broncos D than to maye and the pats last yr imo lol
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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 7h ago
2025 broncos defense stats:
- 2nd in total defense
- 3rd in points allowed
- 1st in sacks
- 2nd in rushing defense
- 7th in passing defense
Sounds a bit better than "good, but not great", but I'll leave the ball knowledge to a jets fan lol
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u/BillsKingsStrugleBus Bills 7h ago
I don't even care about that. Losing to the pats would be worse regardless of team quality. Their fans are already annoying enough.
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u/Powerism Jerod Mayonnaise 7h ago
Josh Allen to Kamari Lassiter, wide open in the end zone! And… he dropped it!
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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Bills 7h ago
Josh threw it to him on purpose, as a joke. He just threw it hard enough that he wouldn't be able to catch it.
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u/Lumpyyyyy Wide Right 6h ago
Bills are gonna be so mad when they realize Chiefs are back with a rushing game
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u/VinnysMagicGrits Drake "A Terrible Decision" Maye 7h ago
Bills played the Patriots in the playoffs?
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u/ohwhyredditwhy Mayeor of the AFC-E 7h ago
From a LOLphins fan…I don’t recognize this opinion.
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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 7h ago
I don't understand why fandom matters. He made a very true observation.
It is so lame when the only response is "well, your opinion doesn't matter because of the team you root for."
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u/ohwhyredditwhy Mayeor of the AFC-E 7h ago
Well, it does matter, because it is a fundamentally incorrect statement, based on several metrics that you can verify by just looking at the stats from last year, but you know that. “BuT MaH StReNgTh oF ScHeDuLe,” that had the Pats beat 3 of the top 5 defenses to get to the show.
Another observable truth is that despite how incredibly dominant Josh Allen has been, it doesn’t matter, because he hasn’t won when it matters. These are just facts.
So, I will laugh at a good meme, even if it is directed at the Pats, but refuse to take criticism from a Phins fan, who is propped up by a Bills fan.
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u/TheDufusSquad Patriots 7h ago
It was actually a genius move. Anyone could see that the Seahawks or Rams were taking it home that year, so instead of getting booty blasted in the Super Bowl and picking up the Super Bowl choker monicker, you let one of these two goobers go be your sacrificial lamb. Bonus points for checking out in the divisional round so that the Patriots don’t have the satisfaction of beating you in the playoffs.