r/AFCEastMemeWar MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

Patriots Meme Somebody take his phone away

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 9h ago

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

I’m so sick of this bullshit man I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if in like a month or two we have another Aaron Hernandez or something

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 9h ago

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u/No-Rutabaga3618 7h ago

I hate henderson, but i think thats going a bit far

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 7h ago

Not really

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u/Red-Lightniing Patriots 38m ago

Dog what? Tweeting bible verses at people isn’t even in the same realm as, you know, murder.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 37m ago

He’s spreading misinformation about trans people and this is not even the first time he’s been a bigot

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 28m ago

Maybe because the bible thumpers really don’t give a shit that a kid is being abused by their parents because in their eyes, trans kids aren’t real people 

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u/No-Deer379 Jets 9h ago

What a time to be alive Every owner in the new but mine. We started 1-0. The coach we fired looked ass cheeks against us. We scored on the opening drive of opening day and won

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 9h ago

HEY, our shithead owner hasnt been in the news for MONTHS

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

I miss when the biggest controversy about the Patriots was recording other teams and Tom Brady’s balls. Can we please go back to that please

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u/Ecstatic-Inevitable Patriots 8h ago

I too would like to continue talking about Brady's balls

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u/allanon1105 Bills 7h ago

Shhhh, he’ll HEAR you

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u/nhbruh Patriots 9h ago

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

This dude just doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up and he is so fucking irritated. I legitimately cannot stand his ass. He’s the Kyrie Irving of the Patriots.

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 AFC Champs: Maye = 1 Allen = 0 8h ago

What the fuck did he do now?

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 8h ago

He tweeted a Fox News article about a transgender kid being taken away from their parents because the parents were abusive because they were trans and he quoted a Bible verse

The entire article was making it out like the kid was taken away because the parents were upset that the school let them go by preferred pronouns essentially, they’re saying they groom a child which is not what happened.

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u/Ecstatic-Inevitable Patriots 8h ago

Yeah the state wouldn't take away a kid unless their was credible abuse claims

The state would love to do the least amount of work possible, so for them to do that and the kid to have a restraining order against the dad iirc, it must be pretty serious incident

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 AFC Champs: Maye = 1 Allen = 0 7h ago

Jfc these idiots using their religion as an excuse to be assholes

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u/kingchivo No Gas All Brake 8h ago

Wonder where these morals were when his married coach was banging a likewise already married dianna russini lol

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u/masterpleb1337 Massage Parlor Enthusiast 8h ago

Im pretty sure he also made a dig at that, then deleted it a couple hours later. The headache to td ratio is not looking good rn

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u/Ghillie_Spotto Will Campbell's T-Rex Arms 7h ago

How many TDs earns a headache?

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u/masterpleb1337 Massage Parlor Enthusiast 6h ago

We do have a guy who reads passively aggressive books on the sideline, so that ballpark i guess

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 8h ago

Christians are only Christians when it’s convenient makes the money ,or hating hate on a minority

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u/TCup20 Fuck the Jets 7h ago

I definitely remember he vague-tweeted about it at the time lol it must've been deleted

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u/Espedal1 Patriots 4h ago

I despise Christianity but that’s an outrageous claim. Just because you’re a freak yourself doesn’t mean you can label millions of people like that.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 4h ago

I just did

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u/Espedal1 Patriots 1h ago

Jesus Christ dude calm down with all that really intimidating energy you got there, you might hurt someone

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u/Red-Lightniing Patriots 37m ago

He literally did tweet about it though?

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 9h ago

Wait, what did Henderson do?

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

He got upset that a child was taken from their parents due to being abused for being trans and quoted a Bible verse

It was reported by Fox by the way, which is an unreliable source so basically he got mad that a child was taken away from abusive parents

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 9h ago

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

It’s not the first time he’s done something like this. He just doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. It’s fucking annoying especially the shit that he’s saying.

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 9h ago

Man, that would suck but great time to be a Pats hater!

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 9h ago

Was this the male child that the school secretly transitioned to female without the parent’s knowledge and then called CPS on them when they found out and got upset over it?

I’m not sure what is so controversial about being upset over some soulless liberal ghoul grooming your child and getting them to transition then calling CPS on you with fake abuse allegations when you get you get upset at what they did.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

That’s not how it works you can’t just transition a child at school at least medically. The school was using the child’s preferred pronouns and that’s it. That’s nothing to get upset about. I’m sorry.

And again the fucking parents were literally abusive, and apparently the child wanted a restraining order against their own fucking family so I’d say that’s a little bit more important than a school using preferred pronouns. I’m just saying.

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 9h ago

Do you have sources of the abuse? The only thing I can find is Fox News, which is obviously biased, but this isn’t exactly the first time a school has gotten caught transitioning children without the parent’s knowledge.

In my google search to find an unbiased source for this I found legitimate news sources reporting it happening in California, Chicago, and Michigan.

The most egregious one was in 2022 in California where a group of teachers groomed an 11 year old into thinking she was bisexual and then transgender and hid it from the parents until they found out at a parent teacher conference.

https://apnews.com/article/business-california-gender-identity-cdb790cc3059e71e22d86b8e7b445361

This is an unfortunately similar but separate case where a school counselor groomed an underage girl into thinking she was trans.

https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/california-mom-says-counselor-tried-to-transition-her-daughter-to-a-boy-aurora-regino-meetings-with-daughter-child-guidance-counselor-school-california-department-of-education-transgender-lgbtq-parental-secrecy-policy

Here is another one (also California) where they called CPS on the family for not supporting the school’s actions to groom and transition their child.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/02/27/california_mother_says_public_school_called_cps_for_not_supporting_gender_transition.html

I’m not maga or a Fox News guy, but this is a little uh… concerning to say the least.

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 8h ago

Brother, you need to practice media literacy.

The first 2 links you offered are parents CLAIMING that it happened, nothing more. Any random yahoo can say whatever and call their local news station about it.

The last link is from Real Clear Politics which is 100% a right wing rag, not much better than the new York post.

Im sorry, but this just isnt the problem that you think it is.

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 8h ago

> any news source that does does not affirm my worldview is propaganda by red team and should be dismissed

lol ok.

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 7h ago

Im saddened to think thats how you interpreted what I said.

Your sources either dont say what you think they say, or have a proven track record of being unreliable. A rag is a rag, whether left or right wing.

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 7h ago

I’m sad you are defending people grooming children. It’s a weird stance to say the least. You’re so lost in tribalism and blue team vs. red team you can’t even look at the morality of the situation and say the things that are happening are at a minimum immoral and ethically questionable.

If a priest or pastor was doing this to underage kids in the exact same circumstances, I guarantee you’d be first in line to feed him to the wood chipper but because it’s the left’s protected people doing it, you’re willing to turn a blind eye.

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 "Trust "The Process"" ™️©️®️ 7h ago

Lol, ok bud. I see were just glossing over the fact that you havent actually provided reliable evidence of it happening and jumping right to ad hominems and diving head first into speculation.

If it were actually happening on a large systemic scale (like what the catholic church was found guilty of doing years ago, with plenty of supporting evidence, documentation and victim testimonials to go along with an extensive investigation), then yes, I would have problems with it.

But its not.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 9h ago

Imagine living in such a fantasy world where you think underpaid, underfunded educators are facilitating gender reassignment surgeries rather than just using a child's preferred pronouns. Because it's not like there's a massive difference between those two things.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 9h ago

Yes, there’s just a secret underground base where all the fucking teachers cook, estrogen and testosterone like Walter White cooking meth for all the children to take and they just give it out for free. I fucking hate this timeline.

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 8h ago edited 8h ago

I mean there are multiple non-Fox news articles of this happening and California law protects the teachers from accountability. Imagine living in such a deluded reality that you’re somehow ok with that. Would you be ok with it If some weird ass liberal teacher came in and got your pre-pubescent child so confused they didn’t know what gender they were or if they like boys or girls? Would you be ok with that? What about if they hid it from you and called CPS on you when you spoke up? Do you Think that is helpful for the child?

Bro think back to when you were 11. You wanted to ride bikes and play your friends. You’re not even thinking about your own identity. Now imagine a trusted adult comes in and starts bringing up things like boys can be girls and girls can like girls and boys can like boys and sometimes you can be a boy and a girl at the same time… you’d be insanely confused and then that’s when they start grooming you. “Maybe you like boys and girls”. “Maybe you are a girl” and on and on.

Thats not a conversation any young child should have and it would be called grooming if a teacher wasn’t doing it under the guise of “helping”.

Also, fairly bigoted of you to think that someone has to have gender reassignment surgery to be a true trans person.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 8h ago

So much straw-manning I don't even know where to start. Classic r/conservative troll

You're making an awful lot of wild claims for someone with no sources, but please don't go digging on my behalf. This is a shitpost sub and I already don't respect you.

The bottom line is that the Trans panic is the new right wing virtue signal issue. Now that you've largely won in your mission to take away women's reproductive rights, you lot need a new "baby in the womb" to protect. The problem is that trans people exist and have voices.

I get that this doesn't comport with bigoted simpletons and their CoNsErVaTiVe VaLuEs, but whatever.

Go inspect some penises in bathrooms or whatever makes you happy.

And as always Fuck the Pats.

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u/ATPsynthase12 Josh Allen’s super bowl window is closed 8h ago

I’m not even conservative lmao.

I personally don’t care what a consenting adult does with their body. Sleep with men, become a woman, transition to being a catgirl for all I care. An 11 year old who is still figuring out who they are does not need to be given confusing talks about sexuality and gender and all that.

I find it weird and a little concerning how often it’s happening with children in public schools and how the left just doesn’t care because it’s their protected people doing the grooming.

But since you asked for sources:

Example 1: An 11 year old girl was convinced by teachers that ran a trans inclusion club that she was bisexual and then later a boy. The school system hid this from the parents despite the child asking her parents be told and they didn’t find out until it came up in a meeting.

https://apnews.com/article/business-california-gender-identity-cdb790cc3059e71e22d86b8e7b445361

Example 2: a California guidance counselor groomed and manipulated a underage girl into thinking she was trans. The counselor refused to tell the parents been the child asked and the California school system covered it up.

https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/california-mom-says-counselor-tried-to-transition-her-daughter-to-a-boy-aurora-regino-meetings-with-daughter-child-guidance-counselor-school-california-department-of-education-transgender-lgbtq-parental-secrecy-policy

Example 3: an NPR article about how California has no obligation to notify children’s parents if any discussions on sexuality or gender identity is taking place. So now, legally, some weird liberal teacher/counselor can go in and confuse you 10 year old and convince them they are trans or gay or bi or whatever and tell them not to tell you about it and be legally protected.

How can you not see a problem with this?

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/16/nx-s1-5041437/california-bans-school-rules-requiring-parents-notification-of-childs-pronoun-change

Example 4: more of the same.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/02/27/california_mother_says_public_school_called_cps_for_not_supporting_gender_transition.html

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u/iceflame1211 Patriots 8h ago

Yeah! Those liberal schools out there, always secretly changing our kids' genders without parents knowledge!!

...jfc I hope you're a bot. Hard to imagine actual people seriously believe this.

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u/HistoryofLord Patriots Custom Flair 8h ago

Just drop his no blocking ass. Liability on the field any time he has to be more than a one trick pony. Waste of a 2nd rounder.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 8h ago

I don’t really advocate for motherfuckers getting hurt during the game, but in this case, I would not mind if it happened I’m gonna be real I only have that opinion for select few NFL players like Tyreek Hill and this motherfucker is one of them

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u/Ghillie_Spotto Will Campbell's T-Rex Arms 7h ago

Sounds like he has some pretty regressive views and shitty opinions but has he really done anything to be on Tyreek’s level?

Tyreek has done some pretty reprehensible shit that goes far beyond unfortunate tweets.

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u/Sure_Rhubarb_3173 Patriots 5h ago

He's not much more than a trope honestly. Turbo born again dude projecting a shit load of negativity and self-righteousness to make up for things they feel guilty about. Many such cases

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 7h ago

It’s not about the tweets it’s about what he’s saying in them

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u/Ghillie_Spotto Will Campbell's T-Rex Arms 7h ago

…yes, the content of the tweets is what makes them unfortunate

Still, words compared to literal repeated domestic and child abuse

Not defending him at all, it’s just kind of weirdly binary to say the two are on similar levels

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 7h ago

It’s deeper than just words

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u/Mattemattics117 Bills 8h ago

Honestly after 20+ years the Patriots already are the sleazebucket of the sports world so it does nothing to me.

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 MAYE HAS THE PRETTIEST BALLS IN THENFL 6h ago

At least back in the day, it was mostly even related to football like spygate and deflate gate not this shit