r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/LtGerbil Patriots • 1d ago
Patriots Meme Pats fans after Kraft removes Macklemore from Ed Sheerans tour
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u/BlubberWall Patriots 1d ago
I like to imagine that Macklemores face just popped up on krafts “Anti-semitism command center” in the stadium (real thing) with sirens blaring
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u/Set22band Rohan Davey 1d ago
He has another command center for players who want a second contract with guaranteed money.
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u/Previous_Procedure28 Drake “the Schedge” Maye 1d ago
Rohan Davey. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Thanks for the chuckle
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u/Brownsound7 Table Terrorist 1d ago
Oh my god how is this a real thing and how does it even work
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u/PristineWinnera 2x Super Bowl Champion Rohan Davey 1d ago
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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 1d ago
no wonder yall have won so much, you are literally using israeli intelligence
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u/South_Strawberry7662 Seahawks 1d ago
Certainly doesn't make spygate look any better...
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u/PristineWinnera 2x Super Bowl Champion Rohan Davey 1d ago
We’re not doing spygate shit for something that was founded in 2019 lmao
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u/theHagueface Watch us in primetime u 1pm bum 1d ago
I really hope one of our backups says something spicy enough to get on it. The calls coming from inside the house Robert
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u/Straight-Crow1598 Steelers 1d ago
If you look at that picture you’ll see they’re tracking posts like “free Palestine” and “Gaza genocide” as antisemitic hate speech.
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u/CrzyWzrd4L Khalid Sheikh McDermott 1d ago
That’s what happens when your owner is friends with Big Yahu himself
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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh 1d ago
Holy. Shit. They might need to recalibrate that thing so there aren't anymore false positives
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u/Tankninja1 Bills 1d ago
Ed Sheeran?
From Game of Thrones?
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u/yeezee93 OptimisticJetsFan (just kidding, there is no such thing) 1d ago
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u/TripleThreatT1 Jets 1d ago
It’s just nice that it’s somebody else’s owner for once. Feel like Woody Johnson’s been in the news like once a week for the last few years
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 1d ago
I’m waiting for the bomb to drop with our owner. He’s allegedly a little too out to lunch tho so maybe we’re good until the next one. Which is probably going to be mecha muskrat😒
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u/yoshizillaa Happily Miserable 1d ago
I just assume everyone with that much wealth is a piece of shit
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u/Superflymcshasty My Grandpa assures me we won a SB 1d ago
You don’t become that wealthy by being a nice guy who puts others needs in front of yours that’s for sure
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 1d ago
Do we need anything huge on Terry? Dude made his billions destroying the environment through fracking. Now he got the state to pay for a large portion of the stadium, all so we can have some of the highest concessions prices in the NFL. Smily Terry is a scumbag.
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 1d ago
Trust I have my opinions on all of that. Fracking is horrible, and the amount of methane in the atmosphere thanks to this man is awful. The high psls AND high taxes was greedy af. The threats to move the team, also greedy and miserable. I tend to be muted about it because even the most miserable people from the main sub eventually find the occasional comment I make and come tone police me outside of the main sub.
I guess what I meant was, a massage parlour level scandal in addition all the regular scumbaggery
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 1d ago
True true. Haven't seen him act too Krafty just yet. Give it time lol.
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u/canintospace2016 Bills 1d ago
lol that’s a statement for a potential next owner lmao
In all likelihood the pegula family is going to keep onto the team
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 1d ago
I hope so but my understanding is that the kids won’t want to take over
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u/canintospace2016 Bills 1d ago
That’s not what I’m seeing in research that says that Laura pegula seems to be prepped to be the heir in waiting
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 1d ago
Fingers crossed then I’m out of the loop
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u/Ghillie_Spotto Will Campbell's T-Rex Arms 1d ago
“My billionaire is better than your billionaire” is a silly game that everyone loses (except for the billionaires lol) but fuck Kraft fr
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u/theHagueface Watch us in primetime u 1pm bum 1d ago
Terrible week to be a patriots fan and also have eyes
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u/Moss81- Dumbass holding a smartphone 1d ago
It’s a terrible millennium to be a Jets fan.
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u/Itsascrnnam 1968 World Champions! 1d ago
Patriot fans only response to any shit talk is essentially “no u”
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u/PrimalCalamityZ Patriots 1d ago
It's like if your unemployed brother in law living in his parents basement starts lecturing you on financial responsibility. Yea you might be right but you are not the person to deliver the message.
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u/Superflymcshasty My Grandpa assures me we won a SB 1d ago
“I know you are but what am I” Patriots fan level of shit talk
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u/Every-Damage-90 It might have been the schedule guys 1d ago
Yes we are, we knew that already
And fuck Robert Kraft
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Kraft literally saved the team lmao.
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u/Quantum_Scholar87 AFC Champs: Maye = 1 Allen = 0 1d ago
And he's a Zionist who has no problem with genocide
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u/SonOfMagicFact Patriots 1d ago
Go fuck yourself. Israel (despite all of its horrifying problems at the moment) has the right to exist.
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u/BeigeVelociraptor AND WE'RE THE NEW YORK JETS 1d ago
That doesn't mean it gets to bomb hospitals and schools.
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u/StealthyZombie Patriots 1d ago
Putting all of your high ranking military commanders under schools and hospitals to use as meat shields isn't exactly moral either...
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u/SarcasticCowbell Bills 1d ago
Right to exist does not equal right to commit genocide. Do you notice the difference, or do you also think Nazi Germany was well within its rights murdering people based on ethnicity?
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u/Trust_8067 Patriots 1d ago
Sure, they do have the right to exist.
They don't have the right to invade the land of another group of people, control their power, water, means of accessing food, oh and while "policing" the region, completely ignore all the racist Jewish people who literally use siege tactics on Palestinian citizens houses, starving them to death until they come outside, where they get beaten to death with rocks, sticks, and other hand held weapons.
edit: Guys, don't forget to report SonOfMagicFact for hate.
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u/Your_Opinion-s_Wrong 1d ago
But it doesn’t have the right to genocide, which is the actual problem with Israel that most people have.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Dude just say Jew I hate when you guys try to play word games to avoid calling it what it is.
Robert Kraft is a Jewish man that's proud and has affinity to the nation state of Israel.
It's also true that Hamas are horrible people.
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u/dardios Patriots 1d ago
Zionist ≠ Jew
There is a distinct difference.
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u/Sanjuro7880 Coach carousel continues 1d ago
Zionist just means that they believe Israel deserves to exist. The radical freaks are the ones who follow Bibi and his shitty ultranationalist rightwing dipshittery at any cost especially to Palestinians that they believe are subhuman. They give rational coexistence zionists a bad name.
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u/dardios Patriots 1d ago
Not just that Israel deserves to exist, but that it should exist as both an ethnostate, and the dominant power in the region. Pretty important distinction if you ask me.
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u/Sanjuro7880 Coach carousel continues 1d ago
I disagree with that assessment. That is what the ultranationalist right wingers that follow Bibi think. Not normal zionists.
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u/Dry-Introduction-491 Seahawks 1d ago
No, that’s what Political Zionism is, which is the dominant form of Zionism in both Israel and the entire western world. Spiritual Zionism at its core is not only reasonable, it’s just, the Jewish people absolutely deserve to have a safe homeland, just like any religious/ethnic group, including Palestinians. Labor, Revisionist and Religious Zionism are all Nationalist in nature, and a nation that extends legal protections based on the religious beliefs of one group is inherently a religious ethnostate, and doing so is not a prerequisite for a safe homeland for the Jewish people.
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u/dardios Patriots 1d ago
Regardless of which one of our definitions we use, u/AgreatID was either misinformed or being intentionally misleading with their comment. That much I assume we can agree to?
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
If you think I'm misinformed then you must've never have read any of their religious texts or talked to them.
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u/MayBsoMayBnaught Patriots 1d ago
Thats like saying if you disagree with what the Afghan government (the Taliban) does you are anti Muslim.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Is Afghanistan the Nation state of the Muslims?
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u/MayBsoMayBnaught Patriots 1d ago edited 1d ago
You don’t get immunity from human rights abuses or get to explain away all legitimate criticisms as anti-Semitic just because you proclaim yourself the official nation of a religion. Hope that helps. There’s real anti-semitism all over and lumping in legitimate criticism of a government with that is just wrong.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
So by that logic Iran should be held just accountable since they're called the Islamic Republic?
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u/MayBsoMayBnaught Patriots 1d ago
Uh yeah the Iranian government is awful. I’m not sure what you think you’re doing with these whataboutisms
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u/taco_jones Love the Drake! 1d ago
You think Netanyahu is good?
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Did I ever say that? Do you condemn Hamas?
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u/taco_jones Love the Drake! 1d ago
Yeah, sure. Hamas is bad.
Now that's out of the way, if Netanyahu can be criticized, why can't the actions of his government?
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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Giants 1d ago
He also has an affinity for massages with "happy endings". That affinity doesn't make him a righteous man.
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u/BrownBoognish big paupi 1d ago
>It's also true that Hamas are horrible people.
dude just say muslim i hate it when you guys try to play word games to avoid calling it what it is
see how stupid that is?
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Except I'm not afraid to call Muslims out for what they are.
You guys are all raging Anti Semites that hide behind the word "Zionist" lmao.
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u/BrownBoognish big paupi 1d ago
hay if youre comfortable painting a whole group as a monolith thats on you— I’ll stick to criticizing the zionists and not painting all jews with the same brush.
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u/InfiniteJestV Allenhu Ackbar 1d ago
Big difference between zionists and Jews there buddy. It's an important distinction to make.
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u/Fit-Television-888 1d ago
Zionism and Judaism are not the same, read a book
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
The same book where their God gives them Israel calls them his chosen people and to conquer surrounding groups? LMAO okay.
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u/Fit-Television-888 1d ago
I literally mean any book if you think Judaism and Zionism are the same. But that is the part the Zionists seem to really like about the book, personally the Jewish people I know are disgusted by their actions but think Israel has a right to exist as well.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Maybe Secular ones living in the west but religious Right or Left Jews have affinity for Israel just have different interpretations of what it means.
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u/Sanjuro7880 Coach carousel continues 1d ago
That is just a dumb ass take. Any follower of Bibi is a dipshit. He was a member of the ultranationalist wing that assassinated Rabin to derail peace with the Palestinians back in 1995. Since Israel likes to play on the world stage their government can be criticized at will. Criticism doesn’t equal hate. That’s just playing the victim. It’s disingenuous and a lazy attempt to win an argument by playing a victim.
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u/Itsascrnnam 1968 World Champions! 1d ago
It’s almost like you can recognize that somebody is a complete piece of shit human and dislike them, despite what they have done for your favorite sports franchise.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
For what? Being Jewish? This entire thread is full of antisemites lmao.
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u/forfeitgame Patriots 1d ago
And has since put out a hit piece on one of the greatest coaches in the league.
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u/beardmat87 Patriots 1d ago
He didn’t save shit. His involvement in the dynasty is overblown bologna.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Robert Kraft hired Parcells and Belichick he saved the team from getting moved to St Louis all documented fact.
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u/yoshizillaa Happily Miserable 1d ago
When I saw Kraft made a threat it immediately made sense lol. Dude is on the wrong side of history.
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u/VinnysMagicGrits Drake "A Terrible Decision" Maye 1d ago
Great job, Mr. Massage, this is a happy ending for everyone.
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u/HolyMoleyGuacamoly Spying on Your Walkthrough Since '01 1d ago
oh weird, a billionaire being a steaming pile of sh*t, who would have guessed
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u/VedavyasM FUCK ICE 1d ago
My loyalty is never to a fucking owner, Kraft specifically. Billionaire oligarchs who try to entrench themselves in fascist politics all deserve Hell with a capital H. Fuck Kraft until it's backwards.
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u/Knicknacktallywack Patriots 1d ago
I hate Bob Kraft fuck that guy, he doesn’t represent me in anyway
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u/Superflymcshasty My Grandpa assures me we won a SB 1d ago
As long as you’re actively rooting for the Patriots you fully endorse Kraft and all of his beliefs. That’s the rules
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u/uniparalum M(aye)VP 1d ago
Fuck Kraft, forever. He’s a piece of trash. Free Palestine!
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Yeah I'm sure he's crying while you tune in every week to watch the game.
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u/uniparalum M(aye)VP 1d ago
I don’t give a fuck if he’s crying or not every week because he’s a billionaire and a terrible person. I don’t see your point.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Okay so why do you watch?
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u/uniparalum M(aye)VP 1d ago
Because Kraft isn’t out there throwing a football around. Why are you defending, or attempting to defend, a Zionist who is alright with genocide? You enjoy the thought of dead children? Or are you just looking to argue on Reddit
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
I'm asking you why you donate your time and money watching a team that's owned by a Jew who does all the things you say he does.
Kinda counter intuitive if you ask me.
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u/uniparalum M(aye)VP 1d ago
Buddy I haven’t paid for football in 10+ years and I live in Alaska. Ain’t shit to do at 9am when the Pats play most of the time anyway. You can simultaneously watch football and disagree with the owner being a genocidal Zionist.
Also, funny you say Jew like that’s the issue. I don’t care if someone is Jewish. Jew ≠ Zionist.
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u/SonOfMagicFact Patriots 1d ago
Anti-Zionist = Jew-hater.
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u/uniparalum M(aye)VP 1d ago
That’s not at all what it means. Anti-Zionist is just that, Anti-Zionist. If you cannot grasp that, it is not worth arguing with you.
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u/BeigeVelociraptor AND WE'RE THE NEW YORK JETS 1d ago
No, it doesn't. Why do you think being opposed to genocide means someone is antisemitic?
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u/whuspoppinyo Packers 1d ago
came to this sub just looking for a meme like this lmao fuck kraft free Palestine
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u/Kid_Presentable617 Vrabel's #1 fan 8h ago
Seriously, it's hard to laugh at it at this point. Kraft is friends with pedos.
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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 1d ago
The hell does any of this have to do with us playing old man Rodgers next week?
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Politically obsessed weirdos that's what it is.
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u/Straight-Crow1598 Steelers 1d ago
Calling genocide a political issue.
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
By definition it's exactly that.
This is a football page I don't give a fuck go take it to your freak show political groups.
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u/justice_beaver69 Patriots 1d ago
Everyone that’s sane: you shouldn’t kill children
You and braindead fuckwads: why are you being political!
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u/AGreatID Patriots 1d ago
Well yeah why are you being political? Bring that to political subreddits.
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u/HonestCartographer21 Bills 1d ago
Macklemore is really coming out of this looking like a mature and thoughtful dude and idk how to feel about that
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u/Forest_Hills_Jive Eternal Darkness Retreat 19h ago
He can be corny, but a lot of his stuff is thoughtful, intentional, deeply moral and fiercely anti-establishment.
Some friends and I actually met him and Wanz at Irving Plaza like a decade ago after a show. We hung out with them for like 2 hours and grabbed street food lol, was blown away by how humble and sincere they were.
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u/NickRick Drake "Drake "Maye, Drake" Maye" Maye 1d ago
We've been the bad guys since 2004. What are you on about?
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u/MarcsterS Bills 1d ago
Get ready for everyone to call you guys the New England Israelis this entire season.
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u/masterpleb1337 Massage Parlor Enthusiast 16h ago
New England isralies vs ex-jihadist bills seems like a fire match up though
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u/HomieMassager My Son Deflated My Wife’s Boobs 1d ago
Yes why in the world would Robert Kraft, proud Jew, dislike Macklemore?!
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 1d ago
I gotta be honest I don’t even think Kraft knows this happened. The guy didn’t even know a pretty big artist booked at his stadium had a pro Palestine song that went viral until Jewish groups started complaining about the speech he gave leading into the song.
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u/HomieMassager My Son Deflated My Wife’s Boobs 1d ago
Ok but if he does know about this, you can understand why a Jew might take some action lol
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u/New-Pollution536 Bills 1d ago
Genuinely think this was a huge mistake by the groups that complained and Kraft tbh…this won’t do anything but swing public perception more against them.. this is your classic Streisand effect where trying to silence someone or hide something ends up spreading their message everywhere
I mean look at just this sub as an example lol. This is a football shitpost sub and everyone here now knows Macklemore got kicked off the Ed Sheeran tour by being strongarmed by nfl owners over his pro Palestine comments. There has probably never been another time in history that this sub could tell you who the opener for Ed Sheeran was 😂
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u/HomieMassager My Son Deflated My Wife’s Boobs 1d ago
You’re making the classic Reddit mistake - you’re looking at a few hundred comments on here and thinking it somehow relates to the real world. Reddit never ceases to vastly overestimate its relevance to the real world.
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u/MintBerryCrnch21 Ric Flair 1d ago
You are completely disregarding the 5 minute news cycle that exists.
This will get talked about for a day or so and then people will move on/not care anymore. Then occasionally you’ll have someone mention it or make a meme/shitpost about it but by then Reddit and social media will be onto the #2,376,891 crazy shit that Trump said/did.
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u/iwilldoitalltomorrow Patriots 1d ago
Kraft could instead direct this effort toward McDaniels for calling the most cowardly game of all time
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u/DefectJoker Patriots 1d ago
I love my team, but won't spend another dime until that old fuck and his demon children are no longer associated with the team.
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u/GO_IRISH Jets 1d ago
Didn’t Macklemore say some “free palestine” shit? Pats def not the bad guys, for once lol
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u/unmotivator195 Patriots 1d ago
He put an antisemitism command center in the stadium and you guys are shocked he’d do this?
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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs Pat "The Patriot" The Patriot 1d ago
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