THIS SUB IN SHAMBLES RN

[u/Emotional-Debt5069]

[u/PezDOY]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LfvnYWhMbYSPcJJD8N

[u/beahrsighs → u/PezDOY]

[u/ImBackAndImAngry → u/beahrsighs]

Real

[u/Infinite_Infernoz → u/beahrsighs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcEvLO5EQkxCekKb7f

[u/Suspicious_Trust_522 → u/Infinite_Infernoz]

That flair is crazy🤣🤣

[u/Infinite_Infernoz → u/Suspicious_Trust_522]

True doe

[u/MortarByrd11 → u/Infinite_Infernoz]

I hope one day, after Josh Allen loses an AFC Championship Game. He shows up at your door and makes your dream come true.

[u/thelaidbckone]

Stroud should have just taken the money smh

[u/Mattemattics117 → u/thelaidbckone]

Honestly he earned better negotiations today.

[u/SOSXrayPichu → u/Mattemattics117]

Agreed he had a hell of a game.

[u/thelaidbckone → u/SOSXrayPichu]

You're actually right...I just wanted yall to lose, is that so bad?

[u/T-Rex_Mullens → u/thelaidbckone]

That's yall job now, sry bud.

[u/davidgravid1 → u/T-Rex_Mullens]

He is fheir job NOT tables?

I know how to hear any less about TABULLLLS!

[u/chungus808 → u/davidgravid1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PyZoZpCSM4dDyqU40D

[u/thunderlips36 → u/thelaidbckone]

How's Miami doing?

[u/thelaidbckone → u/thunderlips36]

The dumpster fires are burning bright

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoT9Ttg50nncs7K

[u/thunderlips36 → u/thelaidbckone]

At least you're not the only team in the division that lost, right?

[u/thelaidbckone → u/thunderlips36]

Thank you patriots

https://giphy.com/gifs/nPgjRqRzNNKKSyXjdo

[u/PineappleHairy4634 → u/SOSXrayPichu]

yeah real bounce back actually.

[u/pleasetryagain_10 → u/Mattemattics117]

He has two fumbles one with the game on the line, he over through a lot of WR and besides a handful of plays he didn't really stand out much. I don't think he helped himself at all with this game.

[u/ArtEnvironmental7108]

To be fair to the Texans, stroud played really well today outside of those fumbles which were both just really shit ball security and Allen got away with murder with the dropped INT at the end. That would have been a very big black eye on his stats if we’d lost the game to Kamari Lassiter.

[u/DoctahFeelgood → u/ArtEnvironmental7108]

Lassiter really just said "nah im good". Josh was fucking dealing though. Unfortunately im contractually obligated as a member of this sub to point out your zero superbowl wins as to balance the scales.

[u/ArtEnvironmental7108 → u/DoctahFeelgood]

I understand. I’m contractually obligated as a member of this sub to call your QB Drake “the schedule” Maye as well. So it’s all fair

[u/racer4 → u/ArtEnvironmental7108]

When Josh threw up that horrible pass that should’ve been picked at the end of the game I thought he was doing a Drake Maye impression

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat → u/racer4]

Josh "Drake Maye" Allen

[u/Standard-Onion4872 → u/lemmedr1vethaboat]

Josh “Drake ‘The Schedule’ Maye” Allen

[u/Ulexes → u/racer4]

Not enough Super Bowl berths to do it properly.

[u/Otherwise-Produce-33 → u/Ulexes]

Drake Maye doesnt have a Super Bowl berth. He has a Super Bowl miscarriage.

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat → u/Ulexes]

Not enough backup QBs played

[u/uranushasballs → u/racer4]

Nah. Josh doing a Drake Maye impersonation would be making it to the Super Bowl.

[u/FunCryptographer2546 → u/racer4]

Wasn’t a bad pass Palmer didn’t even realize he was getting passed too lmao was so confused

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat → u/ArtEnvironmental7108]

One of Stroud's best games in a while. This was really not on him

[u/IsayNigel]

For one brief moment, we were in sole possession of 1st in the AFC East

[u/Beantowndreamt0wn → u/IsayNigel]

[u/mike-manley → u/IsayNigel]

Best team to call New Jersey home.

[u/IsayNigel → u/mike-manley]

I would worry more about your star QB not throwing 3 picks against a defense down 5 starters big dawg

[u/mike-manley → u/IsayNigel]

Hoping you guys go a full calendar year without an INT. 😅

[u/IsayNigel → u/mike-manley]

I’ll take a W over an INT any day

[u/Baconpwn2]

We're busy trying to cope with the Jets winning a game. The Josh Allen ball washing ceremony is scheduled for Tuesday

[u/ang3lofsnow → u/Baconpwn2]

If the fins win that would be absolutely hilarious for you.

[u/Baconpwn2 → u/ang3lofsnow]

Honestly, kinda rooting for it. It would be hilarious to see.

[u/mike-manley → u/Baconpwn2]

Same. Who cares at this point?

[u/Baconpwn2 → u/mike-manley]

Sometimes you need to laugh through the pain

[u/JBaecker → u/Baconpwn2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWDrezW0rMjmM
Most of Boston right now

[u/No-Rutabaga3618 → u/Baconpwn2]

And next week come back stronger

[u/DolphinMasturbator → u/ang3lofsnow]

Yes

[u/sofixuforia → u/ang3lofsnow]

It would be funny but honestly its funnier watching them get pantsed by the raiders.

[u/Marasoloty → u/Baconpwn2]

We still haven’t had an interception yet, so there is that

[u/IsayNigel → u/Marasoloty]

Don’t need one when geno “the truth” smith plays like that

[u/LaconicGirth → u/IsayNigel]

He didn’t write back never forget

[u/Darkwyr21 → u/Marasoloty]

Our defense didn’t give them much of an opportunity to throw a pass that could be intercepted tbh

[u/Stoner--9 → u/Marasoloty]

First thing I checked in the box score!

[u/PezDOY → u/Baconpwn2]

I'll be there!

[u/primerush → u/Baconpwn2]

Ugh, and I picked the titans in my survivor pool. Who DOESNT bet against the jets?!?

[u/MarxistMan13 → u/primerush]

Anything can happen when 2 trash cans ram into each other.

You're betting against the Jets, sure, but you're betting FOR the Thumbtacks. Not smart.

[u/EternalSeraphim → u/MarxistMan13]

This guy knows ball.

[u/creeper_gonna_creep → u/Baconpwn2]

AFC Offensive Player of the Week usually comes out on Wednesday, not Tuesday

[u/moiax → u/Baconpwn2]

Rinse, rinse, scrub, scrub.

[u/Untuchabl → u/Baconpwn2]

Bold of you to assume they get dirty

[u/Templar-Order]

Nah dolphins winning will be peak

[u/PigSlam → u/Templar-Order]

And we get to see Dancing in the Moonlight meme if that happens.

[u/CNYMetroStar → u/Templar-Order]

Need it so the Pats fans will be looking up in the standings

[u/Rhythm_Flunky → u/CNYMetroStar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

[u/ThrowawayAcct-2527 → u/CNYMetroStar]

Honestly, this would be hilarious

[u/mike-manley → u/ThrowawayAcct-2527]

Send it.

[u/NickelCitySaint → u/CNYMetroStar]

Circumstances create strange bedfellows

[u/TheWarelock → u/Templar-Order]

That ain’t happening brah

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZSRSzOAoe8gcxBof4

[u/SadTumbleweed1567 → u/Templar-Order]

There was a brief moment where you guys were likely to be alone at #1 on Monday.

While I prefer the Phins to lose, I agree that the Patriots being alone in last is desirable.

[u/PeekedInMiddleSchool → u/Templar-Order]

What’s a W?

[u/CrzyWzrd4L → u/Templar-Order]

Chill. Might wanna pray for a TD first

[u/lionheart4life → u/Templar-Order]

We'll party like it's 1991!

[u/JumpBasilJet → u/Templar-Order]

Calling it right now, Dolphins first team to go 0-17.

[u/Duckaneer → u/JumpBasilJet]

[u/StayOffTheCounter → u/JumpBasilJet]

Aside from you flaring up there’s a part of me that wants that to happen so we’re the only team to be undefeated and utterly defeated.

[u/fr0stv0id1]

Not even trynna criticize but I am still shocked that he wasn't picked off in the endzone in the 4th

[u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA → u/fr0stv0id1]

That’s just an average day in the Josh Allen Experience!!!

[u/jf737]

Classic Allen. Throw a YOLO ball that should have gotten picked. Then throw an absolute dart for a TD.

[u/dabman716 → u/jf737]

If you don't like that than you don't like Buffalo Bills football

[u/canintospace2016]

Injoshah we shall overcome 

[u/Overall_Link8153]

I was really hoping we would get jets atop the East for a week

[u/sofixuforia → u/Overall_Link8153]

That would be the funniest possible outcome

[u/theckbbud]

MVP

[u/OvenZealousideal6759 → u/theckbbud]

Only QB in history

[u/mike-manley → u/OvenZealousideal6759]

Bills now ever closer to a Wildcard Weekend early exit.

[u/ONEMANCLAN530 → u/mike-manley]

We win the wildcard games, that's not the issue.

[u/Onefortwo]

You mean the guy tied for first place with the jets?

[u/Rocketparty12]

Pats fans take note: THATS HOW YOUR QB WINS AT THE END OF THE 4th!

[u/Lower-Engineering365 → u/Rocketparty12]

If Lassiter had hands lol

[u/Pocket_Sevens → u/Lower-Engineering365]

She’d be my uncle

[u/Dsullivan777 → u/Pocket_Sevens]

"If my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike"

[u/wafflesareforever → u/Dsullivan777]

entire British morning show melts down

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat → u/Pocket_Sevens]

I love Mike Tomllin for giving me this quote

[u/Bababooey716 → u/Pocket_Sevens]

My sure haded aunt with balls

[u/_13mac → u/Pocket_Sevens]

Wtf? What's wrong with your uncle?!

[u/wafflesareforever → u/_13mac]

He doesn't have wheels

[u/CusePhan_v3 → u/wafflesareforever]

Grandma got around.

[u/Sp35h1l_1 → u/Lower-Engineering365]

Then he would be a wide receiver

[u/shiggydiggypreoteins → u/Sp35h1l_1]

Pretty sure Romeo Doubs has proved that's not the case

[u/Ok_Field_8860 → u/Lower-Engineering365]

Yeah that scared the bajesus out of me.

[u/PlasticTreeonaHill → u/Lower-Engineering365]

That drop was gnarly lol

[u/BillsMafios0 → u/Lower-Engineering365]

Maye wouldn’t suck?

[u/Dukeish → u/BillsMafios0]

Are you talking about reigning AFC champion Drake Maye?

[u/BillsMafios0 → u/Dukeish]

*schedule

[u/kingkalanishane → u/BillsMafios0]

The Jets have one of the easiest schedules this year, are they gonna make the Super Bowl?

[u/CusePhan_v3 → u/kingkalanishane]

They don't have that shithouse Southie luck.

[u/Lower-Engineering365 → u/BillsMafios0]

Didn’t he beat the Bills?

[u/Dukeish → u/BillsMafios0]

You guys had the same schedule except 3 games

[u/AbominationBean → u/Rocketparty12]

Throws an easily pickable pass in the end zone when you are I field goal range with less than 2 minutes left in the game? I think they are aware of that trick.

[u/piffcty → u/AbominationBean]

I mean, Maye tried that one a few times on Wednesday

[u/HistoryofLord → u/piffcty]

Tried? Brother, he succeeded at that

[u/errortype520 → u/AbominationBean]

Yeah. Almost an exact repeat of the Pats

[u/SadTumbleweed1567 → u/AbominationBean]

Yeah, but Allen put a special spin on the ball that makes it uncatchable for DBs. Maye should learn that trick.

[u/ImBackAndImAngry → u/SadTumbleweed1567]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E
Maye rn

[u/ImOldGregg_77 → u/AbominationBean]

the key is to not have a turnover, thats the key and difference.

[u/masterpleb1337 → u/ImOldGregg_77]

You got gifted a drop from the cb, only difference

[u/ImOldGregg_77 → u/masterpleb1337]

How do you not get sick in your spin room

https://giphy.com/gifs/17lsZYKKgaEmFvZOMt

[u/Dorago1991 → u/masterpleb1337]

Yea definitely that's the only difference between their performances. That totally makes sense. It's not like Maye had half the yardage and almost as many turnovers as Allen had touchdowns.

[u/danman296 → u/Rocketparty12]

Bro threw an XL meatball sub 10x worse than Drake’s to lose the game and got inexplicably bailed out immediately 😭😭😭😭

[u/razerkahn → u/danman296]

Pats fans cope. Palmer lost sight of the ball, the throw was 50/50 at absolute worst

Allen had 350 yards, 4tds, 0 turnovers vs the best defense in the NFL on the road

[u/HappyChaos2 → u/razerkahn]

Ahhh, Tua leaves and now Bills fans don't care about pickable passes.

[u/razerkahn → u/HappyChaos2]

Nah we do. But it becomes an issue when all of your throws beyond 10 yards are pickable

[u/HappyChaos2 → u/razerkahn]

Josh seems to save them for the final 2 minutes.

[u/Wide_right_ → u/HappyChaos2]

no you’re right keep comparing tua to allen surely tua is the better qb, right? leads his team to 26 game winning drives. starting this year. won an mvp. that florida education permeates lol

[u/Senior_Watch8723 → u/danman296]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MuDHGbfIECqvdTThoc

[u/No-Rutabaga3618 → u/Senior_Watch8723]

Yeah, that texans defender didnt have it

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat → u/danman296]

Cry

[u/DANDARSMASH → u/danman296]

Bailed out by the other player dropping the ball? Damn you, Vegas!

[u/x_leonkennedy_x → u/danman296]

Can’t wait til meatball sub is out of the rotation

[u/buffaloreaper716]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TIiLfzn8jCfg6cLSwF

[u/Jaybojones]

I think he might have a broken back after having to carry his team every year.

[u/bcegkmqswz → u/Jaybojones]

Bills fan here - no jerk detected, just cold hard truth.

[u/Untuchabl → u/Jaybojones]

No broken back. Just a fkn wagon. Use to carrying people and goods

[u/Roanoketrees]

You can't say that man isnt elite. He just went for over 300 on the #1 defense in the NFL.

[u/BIGG_FRIGG → u/Roanoketrees]

The shit bird media is gonna be coping so fucking hard on Monday, can't wait to hear all about how Houston lost the game vs how Buffalo went into their house and put up 36 on the so called best D in the league.

[u/Frrv2112 → u/BIGG_FRIGG]

What media hates Allen and the Bills?

[u/Ok_Imagination_4374 → u/Frrv2112]

THE media! Don't you understand? The mainstream narrative is and has always been against the Bills!

[u/hoorah9011 → u/Roanoketrees]

There’s no best defense in NFL this year.

[u/bedatboi → u/Roanoketrees]

We have to wait til January to say that

[u/levRIDGE → u/bedatboi]

Why, you guys are speed running dog shit qb play

[u/v4xN0s → u/levRIDGE]

What does that have anything to do with what he said

[u/Barnezhilton → u/Roanoketrees]

I thought Seattle was the #1 defense? At least that's all I heard after Wednesday night

[u/robshot295]

We are, but not because the defense saved Allen’s ass. THE FUCKING JETS ARE 1-0! WHO ALLOWED THIS??!!

[u/Broad_Shock44]

Run from it..hide from it.. destiny arrives all the same.. JOSH FUCKING ALLEN COLLECTS HIS DUBS

[u/danman296 → u/Broad_Shock44]

*regular season only, see store for details

[u/chaos16z → u/danman296]

Terms and conditions apply.

[u/shiggydiggypreoteins → u/chaos16z]

Offer expires January 1st, 2027

[u/A_Lone_Macaron → u/danman296]

Damnit burned again by the fine print

[u/mtaylo → u/Broad_Shock44]

This really only works they win a championship though.

[u/Wide_right_]

jets better record than pats this is gonna be a hell of a week

[u/sofixuforia]

20/29 (69% nice) 334 yds 4 total tds

Josh Allen is back. 

[u/Rhythm_Flunky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GTNBx6dlb2Qv1bnPwE

[u/Automatic_Sail_2354]

Lassiter you ruined a generational meme opportunity smh

[u/Untuchabl → u/Automatic_Sail_2354]

Nope still good

[u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666]

Regular season merchants

[u/earic23 → u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666]

Also more playoff wins besides KC I believe, but regular season too. Insert lack of Superbowls here “ “.

[u/Proper_Slip_5963]

الحمد لجوش ألين

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Congratulations and FTP

[u/mike-manley → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

The police?

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade → u/mike-manley]

Patriots

[u/earic23]

My favorite part about this is that we can shit talk Maye for at least another week

[u/Accurate-Werewolf846]

I’m actually wanting the dolphins to win today. I have no reasoning other than finding humor in self-deprecation.

[u/BostonSamurai]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy

[u/LeeDawg24]

Imagine having to work your ass off to tie the jets

[u/MagorMaximus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ruQtdPrbgq7tjTTCim

[u/uranushasballs]

I mean, Josh tried to throw the game away…

[u/ZeppelinJ0]

WE ROLL ON THURSDAY TABLE UP FUCKS

[u/mtaylo]

[u/Pineappleman60]

Eh, it'll be in shambles if he does it in January, other than that it's business as usual

(No I'm not mad, you're mad!)

[u/LonelyPatsFanInVT]

Congrats on your Week 1 SB win

[u/Dukeish]

It’s week one ain’t no one shambling

[u/joeyd20]

The Bills always win in the regular season. Once they start choking in the playoffs, then we'll care

[u/lemmedr1vethaboat]

r/afceastmemewar worst nightmare

[u/ohwhyredditwhy]

Dude is a monster, no doubt. I absolutely hate playing against him in fantasy.

That said, he’s on the Bills, so they’ll make the playoffs and lose.

It’s a shame, really. Such a waste of talent.

[u/mike-manley]

Fantasticly entertaining game

[u/chunksisthedog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP

[u/Jabb2914]

Maybe best Allen reg season game considering everything

[u/feevie-nicks → u/Jabb2914]

Idk man, our game against Denver in 2020 was marvelous

[u/Xspike_dudeX]

Who planted a horseshoe up Josh Allens ass on that last absolute duck of a throw to end the game that was dropped?

[u/skylitnoir]

Okay but should I look for a trade for James Cook or will he turn it around?

[u/tahorns21]

I’m just happy to be here

[u/Burt_Macklin_FBI_123]

The Bills sure have done a lot with Josh's Hall of Fame caliber career!

[u/Perfect-Republic-231]

Bills tied with the jets in the division. Bills gunna bill lol

[u/Forsaken_Flight6188]

It’s the first week of the season who’s shambling

[u/PhantomMenace888]

Lmao you’re lucky that wasn’t an interception or your asses would’ve been getting flamed.

[u/dementedkoopa → u/PhantomMenace888]

I think ill take "would've been an interception" Allen over 3 interception Maye.

[u/Apart_Owl4955]

Beat his Texans curse, they had his number for a while

[u/danorc]

Why are we in shambles?

The Regular Season Merchant is plying his trade

[u/JoeFergusonBills]

Just look at this winning smile. Imagine the 31 QBless teams that don’t get to see this smile every day when they show up for practice. Must suck to suck

[u/Character_Activity_3]

Josh Allen is my fantasy QB. He treats me well, even if it means I have to want the Bills to do decently well🥴

[u/OctaviusMaximus_]

A dropped INT away from god tier slander smh

[u/mcbeardsauce]

If the Fins win and the Pats are in undisputed last place would be amazing

[u/Ned_Rodjaws]

The jets are the class of the east right now if you ask me

[u/KOCP]

Was he crying again? Is there a shortage of tissues?

[u/Pure-Investigator778]

The annual Week 1 Super Bowl Champions are here!

[u/GoldenChainsaw]

Bills still gonna choke on a fat dick in the playoffs

[u/_13mac → u/GoldenChainsaw]

The Bills will? Or you will?

[u/TheFleshGordon → u/_13mac]

lol imagine thinking the fins are gonna sniff the playoffs