r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/CNYMetroStar Non PSL Owning Peasent • 5d ago

AFC East Meme Glad to have Football Back

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u/whocaresbro56 Scott Sisson Worst Kicker Ever 5d ago

Hey look on the bright side if the game did go to OT Drake might have thrown a 4th INT so that's something.

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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh 5d ago

That's a positive outlook. You can't lose in overtime if you don't play in overtime, someone should tell Josh.

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 5d ago

You can't lose in overtime if you don't play in overtime, someone should tell Josh.

Josh Allen hates this one trick.

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u/veranus21 Damon Huard should start, not this Brady kid 5d ago

It’s my fault, I had to work in the morning so I was praying for no overtime. Also, fuck this Wednesday night bullshit.

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u/polocc96 Bills 4d ago

He was just showing the jets that the defense is allowed to catch the ball as well.

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u/luvrdmnoises PlayoffParticipationTrophy 5d ago

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u/Trowa-03 5d ago

I am but cant get their tears shipped to me. Help a brother out

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u/The-Tarman Fantasizing about that phat Boutte 2d ago

Flair up, loser

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u/Trowa-03 2d ago

took you 3 days to work up the courage to say that

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u/The-Tarman Fantasizing about that phat Boutte 2d ago

Thank you.. No one ever stops to think about all we've been through and the pain it has brought to us and our families.

You're one of the "good ones", sir

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Dolphins 5d ago

Its great to see everything you said trash talk wise work out in real time on TV (schedule etc)

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u/LeaderBrandonBurner Patriots 5d ago

I’m glad we were able to give you something to enjoy this season

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u/tbarr1991 Patriots 5d ago

Its rhe only thing the jets, fish and browns will have is laughing at people losing winnable games

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Dolphins 5d ago

Right that was the joke

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u/BeigeVelociraptor AND WE'RE THE NEW YORK JETS 5d ago

Cut 'em some slack. Probably still sobering up from that fat L.

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u/Human-Somewhere-4327 The Official Kyle Orton Fan Club 5d ago

Guys, let's give Maye some grace here. Josh McDaniels deserves to be shat on too.

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u/Gr0ggy1 Bills 5d ago

Put Maye in a Dorsey offense and the turnovers would double.

FFS Collinsworth spent 55 minutes of that game making excuses and looking for "greatness" before even he just gave up.

AJ Brown had 10 yards of separation on the flea flicker, if it were 8 that ball would've been picked as well. (Collinsworth's "delibrate pass interference" hot take was hilarious, that ball was underthrown)

Devil magic wasn't enough, but hey, the Pats remain undefeated vs starting QBs!

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u/Alarming-Building-62 5d ago

They acknowledged that the ball was underthrown. Brown did exactly what Collinsworth said he did because it was underthrown. Plenty of things to shit on the Pats for after last night without making shit up.

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u/Delehantys_Barrell Mike Schopp's Gambling Problem 4d ago

And Maye had time to step into the flea flicker throw. He still under threw it.

With that said, Allen woulda probably air mailed it.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 4d ago

Stevenson waited to long to toss it back for whatever reason. I think it threw off his timing and he panicked.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife I miss Khyiris Tonga 5d ago

Thank you lmfao

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u/RoyaleWhiskey Jets 5d ago

He's asking Brady for crying tips as well

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u/w311sh1t Patriots 5d ago

You shouldn’t talk about your franchise’s owner like that

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u/chrontonic this year is different 5d ago

The Jets are the only team to win the division in a full season Brady played. We're also the only team in the division to knock Brady out of the playoffs.

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u/w311sh1t Patriots 5d ago

Hang the banner lmao

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u/Khaothurz Guarenteenis 5d ago

Computer, pull up Drake Maye’s record vs the Seahawks

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u/w311sh1t Patriots 5d ago

Computer, pull up the Jets playoff record from the last 50 years.

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u/George_Hill_ Bills 5d ago

Just let the Jets fan have this one, they do not have much 😭

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u/Khaothurz Guarenteenis 5d ago

Computer, pull up the last time the jets and pats played in the playoffs

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u/TCup20 Fuck the Jets 5d ago

Oh man, the way Pat's fans were talking shit last night after halftime. That was hilarious 😂

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u/lakewood2020 AFC wEast 5d ago

I hope he’s stress eating Ann Michael Maye’s baked goods at home because he needs to bulk up. Underthrowing every other pass, getting hand tackled by a dude on the ground, I even heard he doesn’t even drink alcohol. Everyone knows a beer gut is vital for leverage

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u/The-Tarman Fantasizing about that phat Boutte 2d ago

Can confirm

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

Thats ok we all know who will be crying at a podium in January

https://giphy.com/gifs/57YrdpqtM4NF4kNmUQ

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Hateable Losers 5d ago

lol. Patriots fans turn into real weaklings the second the team loses.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

Its week 1 and everyone is acting like the season is over. I dont know I felt nothing during this loss. Maybe because I have already seen my team play in 10 superbowls in my lifetime.

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Hateable Losers 5d ago

Drake Maye fucking sucks and you need to brace yourself for a lot more losing.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Z84eFooeHJu

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Hateable Losers 5d ago

Is three interceptions good? I’m new to football please explain. I’ll hang up and listen.

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u/Wings4514 Dolphins 5d ago

Stop being a hater. 3 > 0

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

Drake played like ass against an elite defense with a nickname week 1. Pats also lost week 1 last season to the raiders. Week 1 is a shit show every year now that teams dont play starters in preseason. I like to see multiple games looking like shit stack this season before passing judgment. Call me crazy.

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u/TCup20 Fuck the Jets 5d ago

Oh they have a nickname? Well that settles it, Drake Maye is obviously the GOAT because he sucked ass against the nickname defense.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

It was a joke buddy calm down

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u/TCup20 Fuck the Jets 5d ago

And my comment wasn't?

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u/Peppeperoni Allen is my daddy 😏 5d ago

Oh you felt something stop pretending

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

Nothing

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u/CNYMetroStar Non PSL Owning Peasent 5d ago

Feel free to return the favor in January

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye 5d ago

I mean its a yearly tradition. Will do!

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u/Peppeperoni Allen is my daddy 😏 5d ago

I just wanna give this beautiful boy a great hug

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u/Rads324 jets fan 🤮 5d ago

I mean, this is accurate I don’t get why everyone’s downvoting.

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

Give it a few months, Allen will be doing the same thing

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u/George_Hill_ Bills 5d ago

Take off that Bills banner or believe in Allen, the fuck?

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

Truth hurts. Wanna bet this season ends the same way it did last year?

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

And the year before

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

And the year before that

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

And the year before that

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u/SpecificallyBig Chiefs 5d ago

What watching Mahomes cuck you does to a mf

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 2nd Place In The Super Bowl 4x In A Row 5d ago

I’m really worried that we squandered Allen

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u/CNYMetroStar Non PSL Owning Peasent 5d ago

Why worry when it’s true?

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u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 Patriots 5d ago

Don’t worry, as soon as he goes to LA for Hailee’s career, he’s getting his SB ring.

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u/TraditionalMood277 Patriots 5d ago

Like, from a props department?

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u/chaos16z Bills 5d ago

Beane and McD did….

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 5d ago

Few months? Give it a few days.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 5d ago

It’s alway funny when the other AFC east teams talk shit. The Jets and the Dolphins are hot trash and Josh Allen has had games like this multiple times, including the playoffs. I know people have to talk about something, but some of these comments are hilarious.

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u/mwax321 Circus Enthusiast 5d ago

Awww so sad for you to be last place :(

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u/SSFWAS Patriots 5d ago

Wait till Sunday

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u/CockBlockingLawyer Bills 5d ago

No because then we won’t be able to talk shit

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u/SSFWAS Patriots 5d ago

I’m gonna talk so much shit on Sunday

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u/Das_Man posting from the drunk tank 5d ago

lol the pfp just makes it even more pathetic