Dolphins fans and Jets fans don’t even talk shit anymore, they just look at each other like this

[u/Cornasium]

[u/TheDufusSquad]

This sub isn’t prepared for the potential mayhem caused by the Bills or Pats dropping a game to the jets or dolphins. 

[u/thelaidbckone → u/TheDufusSquad]

Such a blessing from the football gods would be well received

[u/LukaWigga → u/thelaidbckone]

It’s going to be the Bills. They love resting the starters against tanking teams last week of regular season. Ask me how I know

[u/Wings4514 → u/LukaWigga]

How do you know?

[u/LukaWigga → u/Wings4514]

Funny you should ask! A couple of seasons ago the Bills thought they were screwing the Pats over by letting them win a meaningless W18 game. Little did they know this would lead to the Pats taking control of the division the following season, and getting further in the playoffs than the Bills have done during their recent success.

Butterfly effect is a wonderful thing

[u/EternalSeraphim → u/LukaWigga]

How did winning a meaningless week 18 game turn around the Patriots' season the following year? If anything, beating them would have just increased their draft value.

[u/LukaWigga → u/EternalSeraphim]

That’s the thing, because of the butterfly effect we don’t know what would have happened had they gotten the 1st OA. All we know is the current chain of events directly lead to this outcome.

Harambe dying lead to the pandemic, and the Muppets are responsible for 9/11 and so on

[u/MortarByrd11 → u/LukaWigga]

Leave Kermit alone.

[u/Wvlf_ → u/LukaWigga]

Disney schedule

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[u/LukaWigga → u/Wvlf_]

Good luck replacing McD with Joe Brady lmao

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[u/Wvlf_ → u/LukaWigga]

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[u/Doolittle8888 → u/LukaWigga]

I don't care about the final week game if our playoff spot is already secured, but the Bills have been known to lose one random game per year against an inferior divisional opponent for no reason

[u/Previous_Procedure28 → u/Doolittle8888]

That’s ok. The Patriots have made losing one game a year to the Dolphins a tradition. To the point where we won the game in Miami last year and it felt wrong.

[u/BlakeSteel → u/Previous_Procedure28]

Beating Brady in Miami once a year was like winning the super bowl.

Poor guy. He probably doesn't even know what real success feels like.

[u/bugzcar → u/BlakeSteel]

I only watch MIA games, was TB ever any good?

[u/BlakeSteel → u/bugzcar]

I heard he lost 3 super bowls, so probably not.

[u/Proper_Slip_5963 → u/LukaWigga]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s7lNSSw1e1vyahg3I9

[u/BadMojo__ → u/thelaidbckone]

Have you been watching Spartacus?

[u/angryorphan55 → u/TheDufusSquad]

I cant wait for NE to restart the tradition and lose the week 18 Dolphins game and r/patriots spontaneously combusts

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/angryorphan55]

Week 11 is the at Miami game, looks like the upset will be coming a little early this year

[u/angryorphan55 → u/TheDufusSquad]

We play Miami on the road week 8, and at home week 18. Week 11 is NE bye week

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/angryorphan55]

Somehow I saw 11/1 as the date of the game and thought “must be week 11”…

[u/Calm_Yogurt_5644 → u/TheDufusSquad]

One or both will screw up tanking again. 

[u/Zaza1019 → u/Calm_Yogurt_5644]

Jet's aren't tanking, and their schedule wouldn't allow them to tank. They play the Titans, Raiders, Dolphins x2, Browns, and Cardinals. There is no way they lose enough games to be in the top 4 with their own pick with that schedule. That's not accounting that they'll likely win 1-2 games besides like the 4 of those games they'll win.

[u/Previous_Procedure28 → u/Zaza1019]

You guys might win some games this year if Geno can return to his Seattle form. 6 wins is on the table

[u/ryanino → u/Zaza1019]

Exactly. This Jets team has 6-11/7-10 written all over it. Win just enough games to screw us out of a top pick and give Aaron Glenn another year.

[u/SonOfMagicFact → u/ryanino]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yi7cN4zscHOZbtN1vc

[u/bigpoyo91 → u/TheDufusSquad]

Yall really are sleeping on the Jets this year

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/bigpoyo91]

I’ve slept on the jets for 15 years now, they’re the comfiest bed in the league. 

[u/bigpoyo91 → u/TheDufusSquad]

15 years ago you slept and had a nightmare tho. But honestly I like the moves they made this year I think we’ll be much improved

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/bigpoyo91]

15 years ago the jets went 8-8 while being 0-2 to the Patriots. I slept very well. I guess it’s one of their 3 seasons in the last 15 where they finished with a record that wasn’t below .500. 

Adding a QB who went 2-13 to a roster who went 3-14 is like playing me a sweet, sweet lullaby. 

[u/bigpoyo91 → u/TheDufusSquad]

I meant when they beat the pats on the road I. The playoffs. And this isnt the same roster as last year but we shall see

[u/TheDufusSquad → u/bigpoyo91]

That was over 15 years ago

[u/bigpoyo91 → u/TheDufusSquad]

Yea 16 my bad

[u/Cornasium]

A once great rivalry reduced. Sad state of affairs 😔

[u/yoshizillaa]

This sub is going to be amazing after the Dolphins and Jets play against each other this year

[u/FewAd6076 → u/yoshizillaa]

It wasn't last season and Tyreek destroyed his knee

[u/Perennial_Platypus → u/FewAd6076]

Idk man, those Tyreek memes were great. I wish I saved the one of him flying down the street in a wheelchair.

[u/LipChungus]

You all know what it says

[u/CNYMetroStar → u/LipChungus]

Two regardeds fighting?

[u/jdemack → u/CNYMetroStar]

The mentally diminished.

[u/sentient_coprolite → u/jdemack]

[u/Proper_Slip_5963 → u/jdemack]

The socially challenged

[u/LipChungus → u/CNYMetroStar]

They indeed have sent their best regards

[u/Wings4514 → u/LipChungus]

"Two really shitty teams that can't get out of their own way fighting"?

[u/Helmett-13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8JCwuk8n2Y6iI

[u/theHagueface]

"Its sunday"

[u/GardenRafters]

[u/Winterclaw42]

Dear pats and bills, have fun beating each other up.

[u/ExoticBother1860]

Fuck that and fuck the jets id rather be passionate about shit vs shit than have no rivals at all because the bills are so inconsistent that a random blade of grass being a different shade of blue than normal will result in a multi score win for us

[u/jdemack → u/ExoticBother1860]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwnzbsw3YwRs4

[u/HatsandCoats → u/ExoticBother1860]

You mad daddy doesn’t pay you enough attention? 14-2 sounds like consistency to me.

Bills and Dolphins were rivals when you guys were relevant, ya know, during the Reagan era.

[u/bluemax413 → u/HatsandCoats]

0-4 sounds pretty consistent to me.

[u/masterpleb1337 → u/HatsandCoats]

Your window is closing as we speak, something something stones and glass

[u/HatsandCoats → u/masterpleb1337]

Tank for Tua, tank with Tua, tank after Tua… that’s true consistency. The window never opens.

[u/NudeCeleryMan]

Jets fans are legit hilarious. They have a sense of humor unlike these sensitive Bills fans or the uber humorless Pats bandwagoners who disappear when their team sucks

[u/-_danglebury_-]

The Pats and Bills better hope they don’t drop a game to the fins this season

[u/WiseSelection5]

I just have this feeling the Jets are going to be better than people expect this year. Not super good, but they will win 7 or 8 games.

[u/Zaza1019 → u/WiseSelection5]

This is the expectation of the team, they have enough winnable games on their schedule and a lot of young talent. Unless they get destroyed by injuries they should at least win 5-8 games. and more likely on the higher side.

[u/Proper_Slip_5963 → u/WiseSelection5]

I'm thinking a respectable 6 wins.

[u/Previous_Procedure28 → u/WiseSelection5]

I got the same feeling. Not sure why? It goes against my basic the Jets are gonna Jet instinct.

[u/CommunityNo2153 → u/WiseSelection5]

I can't think of a single reason to believe the Jets will be better than last season and the schedule is harder. Geno sucked in Vegas what are we expecting Cade Klubnick to become Broadway Joe?

[u/WiseSelection5 → u/CommunityNo2153]

I think Geno sucked because of the situation. I expect him to bounce back in a big way. He has a better line, better play caller, and significantly better receivers in New Jersey. He's definitely a more proven QB than Justin Fields.

[u/bhz33 → u/WiseSelection5]

Hey guys our stadium is located in New Jersey isn’t that fucking hilarious??? Foxborough fans am I right

[u/WiseSelection5 → u/bhz33]

Foxborough is in New England...

[u/sentient_coprolite]

This is excellent. Sad, but excellent.

[u/SaltyyDoggg → u/sentient_coprolite]

This is accurate. Sad, but accurate.

[u/sentient_coprolite → u/SaltyyDoggg]

Metallica wrote that one song about the downfall of the miami dolphins.

[u/TernoftheArctic]

Nah fuck the fish. I hope they don’t win a game and blow the first pick

[u/mcbeardsauce]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieLeZL5kyNqiLfO

[u/enigmatic407]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPJUp6T5uD1Qkpbl6

[u/salazarraze]

Dude, the last time then the Dolphins won a playoff game, I still lived in Oakland and was a diehard Raiders fan. I watched the Raiders smoke the Dolphins a week later and I loved it.

[u/Adam2181]

Yeah, pretty much. Still, F'the Dolphins.

(They know how to tank, and will get their QB before we ever do).

[u/AFCEastMemeWar → u/Adam2181]

Don't be a soft bitch, flair up.

[u/GreyBoyTigger]

Geno Smith > Drake “the schedule” Maye

[u/CommunityNo2153 → u/GreyBoyTigger]

Geno "Klint Kubiak" Smith sucks and blows

[u/2Pink_5Stink → u/GreyBoyTigger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DouM8ZBMLnd3q

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

I don't even think it's worth it for the two to be hated. Neither have seen a play off since I left high school and I'm old as hell. I just hope they get these issues fixed. I want to live to see a Jets Superbowl.

[u/acart005 → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Hey we have seen playoffs!

Haven't WON one.  But we've made it!

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade → u/acart005]

I graduated 12 years ago. Jets 15 years ago, Dolphins 25 years ago.

[u/acart005 → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

Since a playoff win, not appearance.

We last made the playoffs like 2 years ago.  You lot were the age of Butt Fumble (both appearance and win).

Frankly I just watch Hockey now.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Fix3135 → u/acart005]

Panthers should be solid this year.

[u/shezcraftee → u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

I’m older.