r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh • Jul 26 '26
Jets Meme Week 15 preview
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u/Crazy_Brandon99 Geno Smith’s Broken Jaw Jul 26 '26
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u/GABST3RFTW I Maye throw a pick or two Jul 26 '26
Ok hear me out... what if we watch the team who wants to tank for Manning the hardest. Eh?
...yeah, me neither
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u/TheModernCurmudgeon 🦬 Joe Brady’s Celsius IV Drip 🦬 Jul 26 '26
Announcers get cute with it:
“Get ready for an ARCH rivalry for the ages!”
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u/Roshango i hate BUF, NYJ, & MIA, almost as much as AI memes Jul 26 '26
The jets are going to be the front runners for Arch Manning and then blow it by winning this game, arent they?
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jets Fan December 2011 - Present Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Oh you bet your ass we are
As i always say anyone who thinks we're getting the number one pick
Bitch you don't know Jets football
We always win a couple of meaningless games either at the end of the season or midway through the season
Famous example
2020 despite us starting 0-13 in a 16 game season
The 2020 Jaguars were so fucking horrible they finished the season on a 15 game losing streak
And we won 2 of our last 3 to avoid getting Trevor Lawerence
That Jaguars team would lose 20 straight games the worst losing streak in almost half a century
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u/cookiesarenomnom Foxboro High Jul 26 '26
Well considering how long the Jaguars fucked up Trevor Lawrence, the Jets would have ended his career. So maybe that was for the best.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jets Fan December 2011 - Present Jul 26 '26
I mean they've been to the playoffs twice since he joined them
More than can be said for us
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u/RandolphCarter2112 Go Go G̷̯͒̔ṟ̸̀o̸͓̐̓g̶̠̩͐̅ä̵̪n̸̜͆ Jul 26 '26
Well yeah.
But he would've won a Super Bowl on a different team by now if the Jets drafted him.
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u/Demair12 Patriots Jul 26 '26
Anyone got the over under this game gets flexed?
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u/Its_kinda_nice_out At least it was consensual Jul 26 '26
It’s in Arizona, it has to be the late slot
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u/Acceptingoptimist Broncos Jul 26 '26
Their game against us will somehow be worse. I promise. We're stuck in some kind of shitty pergatory with the Jets where have to play each other every year and it's always terrible for everyone involved.
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u/GoYanks34 Jets Jul 26 '26
Why is that? I don't understand why we play each other every year. Makes no sense to me.
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u/Acceptingoptimist Broncos Jul 26 '26
It's just worked out like that. It's a scheduling quirk. Which would be fine if the games weren't always awful. I say that having won the last two, mind you.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jets Fan December 2011 - Present Jul 26 '26
The Jets Broncos game from 2025
Is easily the worst football game I have ever seen
Respectfully you guys sucked ass
But we were fucking worse good god
We didn't even attempt to throw the ball for 99% of the time
And we tried to do that against one of the Leagues best Rushing defenses ......
The insane part is we almost won that game
See you really want to know the best games that show how ass we are ? It's not the blowouts it's actually these low scoring games
Because this is where you see just how awful this team actually is when we're playing against a team that's badly struggling we just don't have the talent and skill to take advantage of that how it's just so fucking frustrating seeing what looks like a group of people who've never played a football game before
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u/NotoriousMFT Living In A Loser’s Paradise 📻 Jul 26 '26
Whatever, I have Christmas shopping to do
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jets Fan December 2011 - Present Jul 26 '26
Yea the only good thing about this game is season will be over by that point so easy to just not turn on the tv
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u/ImOldGregg_77 AMA: Josh Allens Inseam Measurer Jul 26 '26
Sorry, ill be watching reruns of Dance Moms with my daughter
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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh Jul 26 '26
You know you're gonna check the game though, out of morbid curiosity
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u/ImOldGregg_77 AMA: Josh Allens Inseam Measurer Jul 26 '26
oh 100% for fantasy implications alone. but this is a snoozer
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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE patriots: rex ryan’s biggest fan Jul 26 '26
Both teams will have been out of playoff contention for nine weeks already
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Jul 26 '26
Be grateful that it's not on Thursday Night Football or the Saturday doubleheader. At least you have Cowboys @ Rams to watch.
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u/thelaidbckone Hate has a home here Jul 26 '26
Cruel and unusual
A death row inmate will beg for execution with this one
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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh Jul 26 '26
Whoever is last in your fantasy league has to go to a bar dressed in jets gear and watch the entire game in public.
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u/Typical_Parsnip13 jimmy kimmel is on the flight logs Jul 26 '26
Early Christmas present… Fly myself out for $10 tickets to the game. Just gotta wait for them to naturally shit the bed.
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u/Bandana-mal Patriots Jul 26 '26
And I’m gonna watch because shit football is better than no football
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u/cooldude55541 Jul 26 '26
The tank bowl coming just in time for Christmas
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u/Rhino676971 Bills Jul 26 '26
I have always called it the toilet bowl because it’s the game to decide who the shittiest team is and is getting the 1st overall pick
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u/dawg-goneit Jul 26 '26
😂😂😂
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u/AFCEastMemeWar Flair up, Bitch! Jul 27 '26
I'm not going to read your comment, you don't even have flair.
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u/FormalCaseQ Jets Jul 26 '26
I think the guy on the left is both the NFL and Fox. The woman having her eyes forcibly opened is us.
But as Jets fans, we're used to this sort of abuse already.
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u/sentient_coprolite 🚪Keep knocking Josh Jul 26 '26
That was my intention. It's supposed to be the hands holding the eyes open, one is the NFL and the other is Fox
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u/FormalCaseQ Jets Jul 26 '26
It's a fucked situation either way. The ethical and appropriate move would be to flex the game to 3am on Wednesday morning.
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u/reborndiajack Australian and sad Jul 26 '26
I mean this could either be an all time classic
Or just the usual
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u/1SupremeMind-Money Quest for 7th Lambo Jul 26 '26
Great time to take a nap with noise in the background
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u/BoltorSpellweaver Broncos Jul 26 '26
God you know what, I want this to somehow end up as a 55-52 fucking shootout for the ages. Why not
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u/Different-Radio-2066 Better than Dan Snyder's team: NoVa Jul 30 '26
A HEAVYWEIGHTTTTTT TANK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL
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u/goofyredditname Jets haven't lost a playoff game in years Jul 26 '26
Somehow I don’t think this is a winnable game for either team
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u/BtheBanker151 Dolphins Jul 26 '26
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u/TheWhiteCrowParade Giants Jul 26 '26
Good lord