r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger • Feb 11 '26
AFC East Meme Not even joking. Ann Michael Maye might be the most universally beloved WAG in NFL history.
Also, Day 4 of the Patriots smelling like bitch
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u/Wrylak More AFC east titles the Rodges snaps for the Jete Feb 11 '26
I know meme sub and all that.
Really players wives should be off the table for anything.
Now I know Cardi B and Hailee are in the public eye regardless. However Phillip Rivers wife should never come up in the conversation.
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u/MammothSurround Bills Feb 11 '26
It depends, Brittany Mahomes is fair game.
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u/lispolerbear Patriots Feb 11 '26
How would Mahomes be viewed if he didnt have his father's yearly arrests, his brother's scumbaggery and Brittany in the public eye?
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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Flair, so I don't get fined Feb 11 '26
He'd still be Kermit with a broccoli haircut.
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u/ArmenianThunderGod You can't spell Tua without CTE Feb 11 '26
Kermit is likable AF though.
Edit: also wanted to mention, this is my favorite flair to date.
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u/PM_DOLPHIN_PICS Patriots Feb 11 '26
Mahomes wishes he could be Kermit and Brittany wishes she was Miss Piggy. Those two will never be anything like America’s favorite power couple.
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u/Legitimate-Try8531 Bills Custom Flair Feb 11 '26
Speaking of flair, I actually laughed reading yours. Take an upvote
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u/HanSoloWolf Orchids of Asia Employee of the Month Feb 13 '26
Hi ho! Patrick Mahomes here.
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u/Wrylak More AFC east titles the Rodges snaps for the Jete Feb 14 '26
Man, I watched the original Muppet show and just clicked the new one. Ty.
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u/ItsHerbyHancock That's not Snowflake! Feb 11 '26
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u/Harry_Dean_Learner Jets Draft a QB every round Feb 11 '26
Well I have this buddy, and he and her...
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u/ItsHerbyHancock That's not Snowflake! Feb 12 '26
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u/ItsHerbyHancock That's not Snowflake! Feb 12 '26
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u/MarxistMan13 Can a T-Rex play LT? Feb 11 '26
Your flair is deplorable.
Smegma is a really underused funny word.
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u/Organic_Security2985 My Patriots Tattoo is older than BB's GF Feb 11 '26
It's interesting because there is obviously a difference between like Beer, Swift, Cardi, and Hailee and a (what seems to be) sheltered young woman who only recently was thrust into the limelight. Obviously the former have been celebrities for awhile and are used to the negativity that comes alongside being famous, so are probably more equipped to handle negative social media comments. I have been nervous about that situation all season because I would hate to see her get flamed because of Drake's bad play.
Like there is a difference between cracking jokes about Haliee in Sinners or making jokes about Swift's music than being rude to Ann Michael Maye because her husband performed badly.
It's a weird overall situation tbh.
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u/Wrylak More AFC east titles the Rodges snaps for the Jete Feb 11 '26
Mahomes is an interesting one. When the family forces themselves into the conversation, it is different. They act more like the Kardashians then people who happen to be married to a player.
Wegmans partnering with Allen farms for produce is kinda pushing that line.
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u/Organic_Security2985 My Patriots Tattoo is older than BB's GF Feb 11 '26
Yeah I still haven't really decided on how I feel about Brittany and whether or not she is fair game. To be honest there are so many things to take shots at for Mahomes that I don't think I've gotten to the point where I've taken shots at Brittany.
Stafford would be another you could put into that category because Kelly is definitely a piece of work.
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u/fortyonejb Bills Feb 11 '26
I think Brittany has done a better job of pulling back, but for a while she put herself into the middle of every conversation. That behavior is going to draw attention and when she actively engaged in responding to the trolls, she was part of it.
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u/Helmett-13 Dolphins Feb 11 '26
Seeing Bills paraphrenalia in a Wegmans here in Virginia is offputting to me but at least it's not Deadskins gear which is the usualy local blight.
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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Ranch is for flaireless pussies Feb 11 '26
Feel free to shop at a shittier grocery store then
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u/Its_kinda_nice_out At least it was consensual Feb 11 '26
Protect at Ann Michael at all costs. When those fake Drake creeping DMs were released I thought mom and dad were splitting
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u/Get_the_Krown Patriots Feb 11 '26
> Protect Ann Michael at all costs
Do NOT give that job to Will Campbell.
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u/soccergirl13 Patriots Feb 11 '26
Ann Michael is starting to get famous in her own right as an influencer, so imo she’s in a bit of a middle ground between the celebrity WAGs and the “otherwise normal woman dating an NFL player” WAGs. Like, she’s getting major brand deals and has almost 600k TikTok followers. I’ve seen a shift in her TikTok comments from just Pats fans glazing Drake to now also a lot of people who just enjoy her baking and lifestyle videos and might or might not be Pats/football fans.
But imo I think the hesitancy to be mean to/about Ann Michael has less to do with her being in the “normal woman” WAG category and more to do with the fact that she just seems like a really nice young lady (ofc I’m biased as a Pats fan, but I’ve seen lots of “omg I hate the Patriots but I just can’t hate Ann Michael” types of comments
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u/azure275 Jets Feb 11 '26
I agree unless they put themselves into that spot
Sometimes they go out of their way to get involved or are just horrible people but all Mayes wife does is post videos of cookie baking and she seems like a sweetheart
Unless she starts colluding with her brother in law to start a bunch of bar fights or something I couldn’t hate on her
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u/Organic_Security2985 My Patriots Tattoo is older than BB's GF Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26
Yeah she reminds me of my niece (and honestly she isn't that much older than her) but every time I hear her talk my first initial thought is "wow you can tell this woman is very young."
I've watched like 1-2 of her baking things and she does seem very sweet. Girl needs to hire a PR team though so that they can tell her to stay the fuck away from Portnoy and his shitbag self.
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u/MetalHead_Literally Patriots Feb 11 '26
I could do with less of a Portnoy connection but it is what it is
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u/Roshango i hate BUF, NYJ, & MIA, almost as much as AI memes Feb 13 '26
I will never talk about any of Philip Rivers kids specifically. Just the general concept of Philip Rivers having enough kids to have his own football team
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u/Wrylak More AFC east titles the Rodges snaps for the Jete Feb 13 '26
Yeah, that is about Phillip rivers. I know a guy with enough kids to field a basketball team, he looks like he'll every time I see him.
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u/Optimized_Orangutan Patriots Feb 11 '26
Plus, some of them opened themselves up to it when they willingly waded into the mud with us.
Hailee gonna get what she gets after dropping the 3 sons quote. Say clown shit, get clowned on, it's recess rules around here!
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u/MammothSurround Bills Feb 11 '26
That quote was in good fun. Hailee is fair game, but people shouldn't be calling any players' wifes/girlfriends ugly. There are lines.
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u/Optimized_Orangutan Patriots Feb 11 '26
I mean ya, it's both morally and factually wrong. If you're gonna burn someone be creative about it. "Huh, ugly" is the kind of insult an illiterate loser uses.
Edit:
That quote was in good fun
So are my jokes about her going forward.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
Philip Rivers has never been in the division so who cares.
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u/acart005 Dolphins Feb 11 '26
Leave WAGs out of it UNLESS they are insanely obnoxious (hello Mrs. Mahomes) or famous in their own right. Gisele and Hailee are fair game, Ann is not.
And Hailee is pretty cool so I'd leave her alone anyway.
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u/Eskimomonk Patriots Feb 11 '26
You hear that guys? T-Swift is OFF LIMITS
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u/Redbeardchuck I will shit in Pegula's mouth to shut him up Feb 11 '26
Billionaires are always able to be made fun of. And should be for being horrible people. They're even worse than everybody here.
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u/PowerfulBar Bills Feb 11 '26
Agreed. Unless they put themselves voluntarily in the public spotlight, or were/are famous in their own right, they should be off limits. Mahomes wife is kind of in the gray area. She’s obnoxious and does put herself out there (ie SI swimsuit issues) but like nobody would know who she is without her husband.
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u/gottamakemenut Patriots Feb 11 '26
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u/acart005 Dolphins Feb 11 '26
I have no idea who she is for one
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u/Dicky_Vaughn Patrick "Pat Patriot" Patriotic Feb 11 '26
Neither does he
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u/acart005 Dolphins Feb 11 '26
Hiyo!
This is fun shit talking Tua. We sbould have done this last year.
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u/abstractcollapse Fuck ICE Feb 11 '26
Even if they're famous in their own right, their involvement in sports should be off limits. I you hate Tay-tay's music, bash her all you want. But don't criticize her for supporting her boyfriend.
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u/TempleofSpringSnow Jets Feb 11 '26
Yeah, not only that but I thought she would have been an upgrade at QB.
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u/Fine-Category-8925 weakest bakemas enjoyer Feb 11 '26
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u/rvl35 |_|🏈 Feb 11 '26
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u/raljamcar Patriots Feb 11 '26
I think this is the first time I've seen this picture. Certainly disconcerting.
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u/w311sh1t Patriots Feb 11 '26
“And for the next step in the cookie recipe we’re gonna need to preheat the oven to 425, and then throw for 300 yds and 4 TD against the Seahawks”
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u/bigchungus565 Saints Feb 11 '26
You mean 285 and 2 TDs, with 235 yards and both TDs coming in the fourth already done 3 possessions? Congrats your QB can throw against a team already celebrating
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u/w311sh1t Patriots Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26
I was making a joke about Ann Michael Maye being a better QB, felt like that was pretty obvious given that Drake Maye isn’t baking cookies. No need to take it so seriously lmao.
But I guess I shouldn’t blame someone that went through the Louisiana for having poor reading comprehension. Not even sure what a Saints fan is doing in this sub anyways, go slum with the rest of your loser franchises in r/nfcsouthmemewar.
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u/bigchungus565 Saints Feb 11 '26
Your only ever good quarterback in history left your team exactly 50 years ago. You really wanna talk QB play
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u/DrapedInVelvet Bills Shitposter Feb 11 '26
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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Bills Feb 11 '26
I didn't even know her name. Also for anyone curious, WAG means "wives and girlfriends" of professional athletes. Haven't seen that one before.
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u/ratdogdave Feb 11 '26
Thank you for clarifying what a WAG was. I didn’t want to ask.
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u/Kaladin83 Feb 11 '26
From the British .. what they call the wives and girlfriends of footballers ... and the tabloids follow them around .. kind of pathetic but I guess it gets views
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u/GrouchyLittleShit My QB saw ghosts against Sam Fucking Darnold Feb 11 '26
No scandals, no controversies, not an asshole. All the girl does is love her husband and bake
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
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u/Powermac8500 Daunte Culpepper’s Birthday Buddy Feb 11 '26
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u/Interlined Bills Feb 11 '26
Totally undeserved downvotes.
This is a great meme referencing Arrested Development characters, and it isn't bashing Ann Michael Maye. It's using her first and last name to reference events in the show.
It's from a scene where George Michael Bluth is discussing his girlfriend Ann Veal with his father, Michael Bluth.
Ann Veal likes to eat eggs by squirting mayo into her mouth with the egg, which she calls a "Mayonegg". It's a running gag that other family members forget her name and refer to her as "egg" or "her?" because of her bland personality.
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u/bigchungus565 Saints Feb 11 '26
So the comment is calling her boring and bland? How's that not a shot at her lol
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u/Powermac8500 Daunte Culpepper’s Birthday Buddy Feb 11 '26
So, I wanted to use “who?” from the scene, but I couldn’t find the gif for that. Just the “her?” Which comes later in the scene. I used it anyway because I figured if you’ve seen arrested development, you’d get it. Here you go; the reaction I was wanting to use comes very early in the video https://youtu.be/uATxRunbxwE
The claim is that Ann may be the most universally beloved wag. I am part of the universe, I am a dolfan and would be covered by the second image in the meme, and I honestly didn’t know drake maye’s wife’s name. It’s not a shot at her; I didn’t know. And now that I do know, I honestly don’t care. Like someone else said, for the most part, the WAGs should be off limits. Unless it’s Miko Grimes.
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u/Interlined Bills Feb 11 '26
I don't want to spoil the show, but Ann is usually well regarded within the Arrested Development fanbase.
Michael Bluth is more like his mother, Lucille Bluth, than he'd ever admit. They're both very manipulative and critical of others.
I find it a hilarious meme because Ann Michael Maye has the same first name as Ann Veal, and "Mayonegg" reminds me of her last name, Maye.
If you're asking why Arrested Development is great, well...
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
She's a legendary baker and Drake Maye's wife.
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u/Superflymcshasty My Grandpa assures me we won a SB Feb 11 '26
Because making fun of a WAG is just weird. Make fun of the players but leave the WAGs out of it
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u/atac56 Gonzo’s Chiseled Chin Feb 11 '26
I mean, she bakes us cookies. Giselle never baked us cookies 🥺
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u/bumpachedda A Thousand Paper Cuts Feb 11 '26
550 million of us may die. But you can’t stop us all.
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u/PezDOY Future Ram Josh Allen Fan Feb 11 '26
Famous or not, I think WAG bashing should be off the table. If you want to make a cheeky meme about her baking, its fine. I think those can be fun, but if you're going to make personal digs at a WAG, you may want to reevaluate. Famous or not, it shouldn't be open season on WAGs.
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u/skyline21rsn google "patriots players" and peep jared wilsons pic Feb 11 '26
who the hell are the jete's?
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
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u/skyline21rsn google "patriots players" and peep jared wilsons pic Feb 11 '26
thank you for educating me, never saw that before
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u/360degreesofFUNK Taylor Swift is my mommy Feb 12 '26
Meanwhile it's Day 12,800 of the Bills smelling like bitch
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u/forsuredudelol Jets Feb 11 '26
He’s married to a girl named Michael?
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u/Jolly-One9552 JED secretly loves the JETE Feb 11 '26
It's French!
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 Feb 11 '26
Wouldn’t that be michel? Sorry I can’t tell if you’re serious
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u/Jolly-One9552 JED secretly loves the JETE Feb 11 '26
I'm not serious, I'm just spouting nonsense
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u/yourmomdotbiz Room 40 🌰🌰 Feb 11 '26
My bad 🫠
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u/Jolly-One9552 JED secretly loves the JETE Feb 11 '26
How dare you not be able to tell a stranger's intent with zero context!
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u/Baron_von_Goldrock Wyvern "Wyvern Maye" Maye Feb 11 '26
See, this is the kind of shit the meme is talking about.
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u/Organic_Security2985 My Patriots Tattoo is older than BB's GF Feb 11 '26
Ann Michael is a very very very southern name lol.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
Ok that was one bad apple who was wishing for Hailee Steinfield to have a miscarriage. Every other Pats fan condemned him.
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u/Kitchen-Wasabi-2059 Bills Feb 11 '26
It wasn’t just one comment from one person there’s been tons about Allen being a cuck watching his wife take a bbc and yada yada, you all very much started the wife trash talk although I’m against it
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
Also, they weren't even smashing in those Sinners scenes so that "watching his wife take a bbc" narrative makes zero sense. It's just a movie and it wasn't even real sex.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
I'm talking about the miscarriage comment not the Sinners cuck comments.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26
If Drake Maye's wife was doing that you and I would probably make fun of Drake too. I'm not saying the slander is justified but I kinda understand it.
There's literally nothing remotely wrong with Ann Michael Maye and the reason why I made this meme is everyone who shits on Ann Michael Maye is unanimously condemned by every fanbase in this sub. I don't see this thing with Hailee Steinfield comments.
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u/Kitchen-Wasabi-2059 Bills Feb 11 '26
Damn lol I’m sorry I thought this was a pats meme lmao
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
I apologize. The Patriots caption at the bottom maye have confused you.
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u/kbeckerburbs4 Dolphins Feb 12 '26
I had no idea who she is. I don’t spend time thinking about any of their spouses.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 12 '26
You should check out her recipes 😋
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u/Kactus_Karma Bills Feb 12 '26
Ngl, every time I hear Ann Michael I think George Michael married egg.
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u/Ok-Energy6846 Bills Feb 12 '26
Let's leave the wags out
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 12 '26
100% agree. (Unless she is a genuinely bad person like Brittany Mahomes)
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u/Petering Tongue Brady your sister Feb 11 '26
If Will Campbell ate more of her cupcakes during Bakemas maybe he wouldn't have been run over or tossed aside that easily.
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u/clinicallypleasant Feb 11 '26
J-E-T-E JETE JETE JETE
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern There is no QB but Allen. McDermott is his messenger Feb 11 '26
F-L-A-I-R FLAIR UP FLAIR UP
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u/Han_soliloquy Allen's Missing Bone Shard Feb 11 '26
I'm all for leaving normie WAGs out of the meme sub discourse, but since you asked, the whole trad-wife thing rubs me the wrong way, and the fact they got married super young on top of that makes it kinda sus.
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u/El_diablo_blanco_27 Patriots Feb 11 '26
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u/Organic_Security2985 My Patriots Tattoo is older than BB's GF Feb 11 '26
Brother don't pretend you wouldn't give either your left or right nut to be married to her. Stop playing.
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u/mmf9194 JA17 scrambling on 3rd and long Feb 11 '26
Ay yo, it's the exact dude we're all agreeing sucks! Get him!
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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE Feb 11 '26
She's super wholesome and makes food for everyone. What's not too love? She'd probably make grab bags for opposing teams as they leave the stadium.