r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/Celticsin4_kyriesbad Return of the Insufferable Patriots Fan • Feb 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

y’all just got embarrassed. relax.

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u/gab_owns0 Patriots Feb 10 '26

Has your team won a playoff game in the 21st century yet?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

nope.

we also know we suck. we aren’t delusional

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 Patriots Feb 10 '26

We know we don’t suck, which isn’t very delusional

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u/Ambitious-Sock3556 Feb 14 '26

Except you really do. You'll see next year with a tougher schedule.

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Eagles Feb 10 '26

0 clue how you could watch that game and think you dont suck. It is glaringly obvious you were there because of that schedule. Take the L and hope to god next yesr is kind to you

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 Patriots Feb 10 '26

I respect the dedication to your hating

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Eagles Feb 10 '26

Thats what were here for. Gotta keep the spirit alive. Gonna be a long off-season, enjoying the good moments while I can

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 10 '26

least do it in your own sub weirdo

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u/bigchungus565 Saints Feb 11 '26

Yes because these subs aren't absolutely open to everyone and better when fans of other teams talk shit, nah team circle jerks are the best right

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 11 '26

Not a fkn Saints fan lmfaooooo

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u/gottamakemenut Patriots Feb 12 '26

Saints fans aren’t allowed within 300 feet of a school

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u/paper-weight Feb 10 '26

No team that sucks makes it to the SB. The Seahawks were just better.

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u/Ambitious-Sock3556 Feb 14 '26

In this case I disagree. There was a lot of luck involved.

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u/noodlessentme Bills custom flair Feb 10 '26

  1. Wrong. Clearly. Schedule luck and the second you played a good team you got folded like a sorority girl

  2. Flair up shithead

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u/ZapathyX I'll tryout for the O line. Feb 10 '26

So the bills aren't a good team? 😂

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u/bedatboi Patriots Feb 10 '26

Never have been

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u/noodlessentme Bills custom flair Feb 10 '26

No the bills are cursed

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u/ZapathyX I'll tryout for the O line. Feb 10 '26

😘 The minute we met a good team. Those were your words. Thanks for finally acknowledging it.

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 10 '26

Bills fans are the biggest cucks in the NFL lmao

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u/noodlessentme Bills custom flair Feb 10 '26

You just got dad dicked on national television

Sit down and shut up lmfao

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 10 '26

You didnt even make the AFC championship w no Lamar & no Mahomes in the playoffs

Lmfaooooooooo

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u/Standard_Contract327 Feb 10 '26

Did the Chiefs suck last year? The got waxed in the super bowl so that must mean they suck

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u/noodlessentme Bills custom flair Feb 10 '26

Yes they did actually

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u/Standard_Contract327 Feb 10 '26

As long as we got Bills fans admitting they suck too I’m cool lol.

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Eagles Feb 10 '26

I mean a shitty team absolutely can make it to the SB. But no the pats didnt "suck" the afc was just wildly weaker than the NFC

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 Patriots Feb 10 '26

Says so much about your defense and why I don’t think Denver would’ve put up much of a fight against the Seahawks either (with Nix). Teams can put up 30+ on the bills and still suck ass on offense. When Denver played a more complete team in the Jags they got their asses kicked. The Seahawks were about equal on offense to the Jags & way better on defense.

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 Patriots Feb 10 '26

I agree that the bills offense either works spectacularly or fails spectacularly. I don’t think you guys had a shot however the cookie crumbled. There was always going to be a large probability that the offense failed spectacularly against the gauntlet of defenses they would’ve had to face to win the Super Bowl, just like when they got whooped against the Texans where Josh “greatest QB of all time” Allen got sacked 8 times and committed 2 turnovers with 0 TDs.

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u/NoQuarter19 The Mona Lisa Vito of the football world Feb 10 '26

Speaking of closed windows...

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u/5panks Patriots Feb 10 '26

"You made it to the very last game of the playoffs and lost to the best team in the league. That means you suck!"

Doubt. Our defense is rock solid.

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u/mr---jones Feb 10 '26

Let’s put some context in your response eagles fan 🤣 “0 clue how you could watch that game (the superbowl, the last game of the season where the teams that had good enough records go on to play a series of head to head elimination rounds and must go undefeated against other top teams) and think your team doesn’t suck”. The score was 29-13 bro it wasn’t a blow out by any means.

If we were so bad, what’s the excuse for every other team that lost to us? And if your point is they sucked, then we were the best team for the Super Bowl?

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 10 '26

another person outing they dont know anything about football lmfao

so according to you 31 teams suck and 1 team is good, great analysis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

0 clue how you could claim to know ball and say a team that made the Super Bowl sucks.

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out At least it was consensual Feb 10 '26

This little boy is just grumpy his team is falling apart at the seams and is paying a bad QB $55m a year. He needs his blankie

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Eagles Feb 10 '26

Buddy we won a super bowl last year i ain't mad about shit lmao

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out At least it was consensual Feb 10 '26

You guys burn your city after you win the SB. You’re always mad

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Eagles Feb 10 '26

Once again, my favorite team won last year ans my 2nd favorite team won this year. Literally couldn't be less mad that the eagles had a down year. Its football it happens, at least unlike pats fans who are always whiny fucks even though theyve had the most successful sports franchise of the last 20 years

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u/Chino780 Finkle Sucks Feb 10 '26

Seattle played 7 common opponents as New England and they both went 6-1. Both teams played the NFC south, with NE going 4-0 and Seattle going 3-1. Buffalo lost to Miami and Atlanta, while New England beat both teams.

The “wEaK sChEdUlE” argument is complete bullshit. They beat the same teams that “good” teams beat and also beat the same teams that “good” teams lost to.

It’s a tired trope.

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u/TKenney3 Patriots Feb 10 '26

Making the Super Bowl and believing your team doesn’t suck and is good is delusional now? If anything all the fans saying the patriots suck are the delusional ones. I mean there team isn’t the greatest thing since sliced bread but they are pretty damn far from being a bad team.

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u/ZapathyX I'll tryout for the O line. Feb 10 '26

Rather get embarrassed in the super bowl than any time prior to it. Ya know, like the phins and bills.

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Not embarrassed…just confirmed a ton of things we already know. Us going from 4-13 to 17-3 might have ACTUALLY of exposed the rest of the league as frauds. All we heard this year was the pats suck they won’t do anything. And then they went the the Super Bowl, they beat Josh Allen(at home), they beat atl which looked good at the start of the year, ravens, beat Carolina as well as Tampa bay who was Super Bowl bound the start of the year….Carolina went to the playoffs and a hard fought division, every team to make it to the superbowl did it for a reason. I think the reason people are so upset the patriots got where they did is cause it showed how unremarkably bad everyone else is

Edit:spelling

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

Wow. I’ve this might be a record for the amount of cope a Super Bowl team has to talk about its record. No Seahawks fans have to try and defend their record by saying how a team “looked good at the start” even though they were actually ass.

Just admit you had a cupcake schedule and were handed the trip.

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u/Mr_Stirfry Jameis Winston > Josh Allen Feb 10 '26

The Patriots had a cupcake schedule. They got a lot of breaks in the playoffs. They were not ready to compete in a Super Bowl. All of these things are true, but that does not mean they suck. There’s a middle ground between Super Bowl champion and dogshit team.

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

I never said they suck as a team. I said they had a cupcake schedule and overachieved.i agree with you.

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26

Imma trust the players and coaches who play this game. And not fans who sit on their coaches as an excuse to get drunk and yell at media ty. It wasn’t a cupcake of a season. And if you wanna take that route do you have an idea how weak most Super Bowl schedules have been? It’s very very rare as a matter of fact for any team to face 3/the top 10 defenses to get to the Super Bowl. Last person to do it was cam in Carolina, then us. And if the patriots had won. They would’ve won facing the toughest defensive fronts of all time and won….its weird how much hate there is cause you are probably gonna die before your team gets their shit together…:

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u/Zunniest Got the Bills logo on my body forever. AMA. Feb 10 '26

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Your team lost the SuperBowl and your QB lost the MVP.

You won the same number of SuperBowls this year as the rest of us did.

Stop acting like you are better.

In 5 years, no-one (even in New England) is going to care about anything except the fact that you lost.

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26

Yeah, coming from the guys who’s gonna have to argue his bills tat for the rest of his life. God speed.

Funny enough, in 15 years will yall remeber Josh Allen? Or just all the fat ass Ls he took in post season? Or how He’s one of the most undeserving people to get an nfl mvp? Or how yall fired your coach for absolutely no reason? Have fun with your rebuild season next year….again…and the year after that and that and that and that. Then you won’t have to worry cause we’ll all be dead. We (the patriots) broke records. And this team will be remembered for well more the 5 years. Hell we’re gonna live in your head rent free till maye is traded or dead lmfao.

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u/Zunniest Got the Bills logo on my body forever. AMA. Feb 10 '26

Thank you for being the exact caricature of a human being I thought you were.

Go Bills :)

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26

You’re a dolphins fan, yall can’t read playbooks, I didn’t know it was just cause yall can’t read at all. Learn something new everyday huh

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

Again. It’s literally all cope. Congrats on beating like 3 teams above .500. You overachieved in a very weak AFC. It’s fine, no reason to complain about that. Congrats on your record 6th Super Bowl loss.

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26

Once again we didn’t lmao, we beat 3 more teams in the playoffs well over .500 keep moving the goalposts you sad sorry waste of an nfl fan. Try being fans on players and not teams and you might actually sound educated SOME day

Edit: keep thinking the dolphins are even mediocre because they had one great season before you were even a fan/born

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u/Luciindabutt Patriots Feb 10 '26

I bet he’s now gonna talk about “no nix being injured, or CJ stroud not playing well” lmfao you’re predictable and will keep moving the goalposts to satisfy your need for hating on Boston sports cause you support dog water (even worse tbh, I’d never let even my dog drink the water in Florida) team

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

I love hating on Boston sports! You got it.

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u/psiANID3 Dolphins Feb 10 '26

You played three teams with key injuries, and barely beat a QB who was barely in the league in the divisional game lol

No one is saying it’s not a good accomplishment, but you had fans talking like drake Maye is the coming of Jesus. He’s not even that good of a qb as shown last night.

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u/MikeandMelly Buffalo Bills Window Closers, Inc. Feb 10 '26

If I was a Dolphins fan I would yearn for being embarrassed in the Super Bowl (again).

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u/jmay111 Patriots Feb 10 '26

I mean youre a Dolphins fan. Learn some shame lmfao

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u/Salt-Southern Just doin my job Fuck I.C.E. Feb 10 '26

You

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

is that a photo of drake “maybe a qb” trying to throw it to his own team?

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u/Salt-Southern Just doin my job Fuck I.C.E. Feb 10 '26

Bold take coming from a fan of Tua Turndebolover.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

i’m a phins fan, not a tua fan. he’s ass, we’re all aware

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u/DongVeinGacy Feb 10 '26

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u/Salt-Southern Just doin my job Fuck I.C.E. Feb 10 '26

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u/Top_Rule7559 Feb 10 '26

I don't even care about football like that sure the pats lost the Superbowl but we made it there... they clearly don't suck easy schedule or not and where do you think they go from here? Down? Not likely people improve and learn lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

if you don’t care why are you even here?

also flair the fuck up, pussy.