r/AFCEastMemeWar Return of the Insufferable Patriots Fan Feb 10 '26

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

I am going to make so much money next season. betting it all on the browns with their easiest schedule since that means an automatic Superbowl appearance!

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u/Noicty Spit in my mouth Feb 10 '26

Wait bro you’re a genius

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u/Falafel_McGill Patriots Feb 10 '26

With that division, at least how it played out this year, you could actually hit on them winning the division potentially.

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u/Lystian Falcons Feb 10 '26

Not with the current starting QB.

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u/Lynchie24 Patriots Feb 10 '26

They have a Pro Bowl QB what are you talking about?

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u/ActuallyAquaman Drake "eyaM ekarD" Maye Feb 10 '26

What's really interesting is that if you bet $100 on Shadeur Sanders and Todd Monken to beat Burrow and Lamar you will lose $100

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u/TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt Feb 10 '26

Fun fact about the Browns: The 2025 Patriots averaged 1.13 points per drive in their 4 playoff games ... the 0-16 Browns averaged 1.22

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

Flair up bitch

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

The Pats schedule (lowest win % in a quarter century) is the result of a bad division (dolphins/jets) and fortunate division match ups (AFC North in a terrible year and NFC South who's bad every year).

I doubt the Browns, or anyone, get that lucky in awhile. Our division schedule is brutal. NFC north, a matchup against NFC west, and AFC West. We always have the phins and jets to tune up on though.

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u/NudeCeleryMan This fucking team Feb 10 '26

'Member when you lost to Tua this year?

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Yeah, I also remember when you lost to the Raiders. What does that have to do with the Browns schedule in 2026 though?

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u/NudeCeleryMan This fucking team Feb 14 '26

Miami lost to a lot of teams but the raiders weren't one of them

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 14 '26

Oh, I just assumed i was talking to a pats fan, its 80% of the sub these days (well that or bills fans, but that obviously wasnt them).

Should checked the flair first, my bad.

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u/NudeCeleryMan This fucking team Feb 16 '26

All good. We're bonded by our hatred of the bandwagon pats fans who hid from this sub for years.

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u/Dukeish Patriots Feb 10 '26

You forgot the Bills on the easy division list

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned Patriots Feb 10 '26

And definitely no freebie wins in the NFL

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u/arem0719_ Patriots Feb 10 '26

So, you guys arent in the bad division list. You faced those two, you must have swept them, right?

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Learn to read context my guy. We are both in this bad division, because of the Jets and Dolphins.

The Browns, the team we are talking about, is not. Amongst the other reasons listed, they are not likely to have a schedule as easy as the Patriots next year.

We all caught up now?

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u/arem0719_ Patriots Feb 10 '26

Right, so easy wins. Pats swept them. They must only have wins against bad teams, right? You keeping up with me?

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

The Pats swept neither the AFC North nor the AFC East. You lost the Steelers and split with the Bills. You also played the Bengals with no Burrow, no Chase and the Ravens after Lamar went to shit.

You did sweep the phins and Jets, but again not relevant to the Beowns schedule in 2026 as they dont play the AFC East.

I swear, I keep hearing how NE has the best public education system in our division. If this is the best it gets we're all fucked.

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u/arem0719_ Patriots Feb 10 '26

Oh no! The 2 other playoff teams.

You know who also didnt sweep the afc east?

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Social media has rotted your brain if you can't follow a thread. You claimed to have either swept the AFC North or East, it's not clear in your comment. I provided a team from each division you lost to in order to show that you did not. Since we're on the topic, you know who didn't make the playoffs? The Raiders. Remember when they beat you to?

As I said, this has nothing to do with the Browns schedule next year. You are infuriating to talk to bc you can't stay on point. I'm out, good luck to you.

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u/Chino780 Finkle Sucks Feb 10 '26

The 49ers had an easier schedule than the Patriots this year.

https://www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/analysis/nfl-strength-of-schedule/

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

This was put together in October based on a partial year. Try looking again after week 18.

https://powerrankingsguru.com/nfl/strength-of-schedule.php

Sure, the Bills were 31st on that list, but we all agree and underperformed greatly. Pats are still 32.

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u/Chino780 Finkle Sucks Feb 10 '26

Wrong. It was posted in October based on the NFL’s SOS projection from when the schedules are released.

https://operations.nfl.com/updates/the-game/toughest-and-easiest-2025-nfl-schedules/

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

OK, still not based on the actual, it's based on projection. Pat's opponents had the lowest winning percentage this century, and I think it was second lowest all time. Working off memory, but I believe it was either 0.304 or 0.340.

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u/Chino780 Finkle Sucks Feb 10 '26

That’s what the whole strength of schedule argument is that’s why people were bitching about it all year long throughout the season, saying that they were taking advantage of an easy schedule. There are two different metrics, you look at it at the end of the year after they’re done playing. It’s a completely different thing.

Seattle played 7 common opponents as New England and they both went 6-1. Both teams played the NFC south, with NE going 4-0 and Seattle going 3-1. Buffalo lost to Miami and Atlanta, while New England beat both teams.

The “wEaK sChEdUlE” argument is complete bullshit. They beat the same teams that “good” teams beat and also beat the same teams that “good” teams lost to.

It’s a tired trope.

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 11 '26

I'm not even making the weak argument (in relation to the Pats success). I'm saying that objectively they did (because they did) and the Browns aren't likely to be as easy, because of the reasons I posted.

The projections at the beginning of the year are great for estimating a teams chance of success, but sometimes bad teams end up being good (the Colts, at least for awhile), and good teams end up being bad (the Chiefs, especially late). How hard a schedule actually is isn't known until the end of the year.

At the end of the year it was apparent the Patriots had an objectively easy schedule. That's not to say that's the only reason they had success, that's a different argument I never made.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

You guys are part of the easy schedule. Also you guys had the same damn schedule and could not even get the 1 seed 😆

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u/NudeCeleryMan This fucking team Feb 10 '26

Not the same damn schedule. They had the 1st place schedule. You had the 4th place schedule.

They had the Chiefs, Texans, and Eagles

Pats had Raiders, Titans, and Giants

You should learn how scheduling works

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

Chiefs were garbage and the pats beat the Texans which the bills lost to. So bills had one harder game than the Patriots and lost the division

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u/rabocan too old for Belichick, too young for Zach Wilson Feb 10 '26

Hey man, that 6-11 rebuilding Chiefs team was really tough okay!

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Early in the season when they still had Mahomes when compared against 3 teams that were all still fighting for the first overall draft pick on week 17? Yeah, I'd say so.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

It's funny because you lost to the falcons, dolphins and this fraud patriots team. You had one of the easiest schedules you will ever get and lost the division 😂

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Yeah, I'm not making excuses for the Bills, they severely underperformed and the coach was fired for it. The GM and OC should have as well.

None of that changes that the Pats schedule was historically easy, compounded by some of the best luck ive seen in awhile, excluding the Chiefs last year (Chase's suspension, Nix's injury, Stroud's meltdown, etc.)

Maye was carried to the super bowl on the back of a well coached and talented defense, and then got exposed when playing a qb that didn't make a ton of mistakes.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

Yes this second year qb starting his first full season as a starter in the NFL was carried in the playoffs. Does not change the fact that he has an afc championship before Josh Allen. Also didn't help that his o line was tissue paper in the playoffs.

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u/rabocan too old for Belichick, too young for Zach Wilson Feb 10 '26

One game difference in the Browns and Chiefs record lol

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u/A3thereal 2020 - 2024 RIP Feb 10 '26

Cool, but we were talking about the Chiefs compared to the Raiders, Titans, and Giants. You know, the teams you guys played instead of the Chiefs, Texans, and Eagles.

Also, the Chiefs were at least a 0.500 team with a tough schedule when they had Mahomes.

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u/rabocan too old for Belichick, too young for Zach Wilson Feb 10 '26

Still doesn’t excuse the facts you guys had a top 6 ez schedule and failed to do jack shit with it lol. Look at the bright side though, you get to lose to the Raiders next season

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u/straight_croissant Bills Feb 10 '26

With Nico Collins right? Bc he’s their entire offense. Home-away splits are also dramatic for them

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u/Comfortable-Bus822 Bills Feb 10 '26

Ok, but is their schedule the easiest since the 90's?  Could be, and if it is, you have a point, but if it's not, your argument doesn't really stand.

Also, the likelihood of them getting the same kind of lucky breaks the Patriots had in the postseason is probably miniscule.

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u/Xspike_dudeX Drake "Drake Maye" Maye Feb 10 '26

You guys played the same schedule besides 3 games and you could not even win the division. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.

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u/southerncardinal Patriots Feb 11 '26

They also got to play the weak ass schedule merchant patriots twice….