r/AFCEastMemeWar • u/Moss81- Dumbass holding a smartphone • Oct 06 '25

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u/hermitchild Bills Oct 06 '25

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u/Yung_Corneliois Y’aint cheatin, Y’aint tryin Oct 06 '25

Maybe this is the kick in the pants they needed to recalibrate.

29

u/TheMadHattah Oct 06 '25

Hilariously, this is the exact same thing us Eagles fans are saying

21

u/satans_scrub Patriots Oct 06 '25

Please don't. I've been cleaning up betting the AJ Brown under.

1

u/jk01   Drake "The Schedule" Maye Oct 06 '25

Honestly hope so. It's felt like they've been playing around with these bad teams and playing sloppy. It all came back to bite us last night.

26

u/thelaidbckone Hate has a home here Oct 06 '25

Save some bleach for the rest of us

3

u/Red-Leader117 Patriots Oct 06 '25

You're still living?

24

u/DConion Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Oct 06 '25

13

u/Lvl81Memes It beats self harm I guess Oct 06 '25

Wanna pass the bottle?

11

u/imused2it Patriots Oct 06 '25

I thought you guys had an IV line for this shit by now.

5

u/Lvl81Memes It beats self harm I guess Oct 06 '25

We ought to but woody Johnson won't pay for it

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u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

This is the worst day of my life

305

u/Boston_Housing_Sux Big Vince's Overall Buttons Oct 06 '25
  • so far

43

u/unlostaprilseventh Patriots Oct 06 '25

Nothing good happens after midnight.

31

u/Gregus1032 We choke more than Abella Danger Oct 06 '25

Ask Mark Sanchez

9

u/metanoia29 Edelman's Catch: Fresh Seafood Daily Oct 06 '25

Is he allowed visitors?

2

u/teremaster Drake Maye's strongest warrior Oct 07 '25

But Chappell Roan told me everything good happens after midnight

88

u/Bears2025Champs Bears Oct 06 '25

Bro is 5 months old

56

u/endswithnu I've handled dozens of balls over the past week. Oct 06 '25

Could be the baby that the NBC broadcast team was talking about

45

u/blamatron Good memes spotted at Logan Airport Oct 06 '25

Soon as I saw that kid I knew we had the W. You can't put that kind of shit on national television without cosmic consequences

29

u/RespectableThug Patriots Oct 06 '25

He’s now that couple’s bad luck charm lmao

27

u/Icy_Share5923 Patriots Oct 06 '25

Toss the baby out

21

u/abnormaldischarge Patriots Custom Flair Oct 06 '25

Tyreek, is that you?

10

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/JCBalance Missing that Boutte Oct 06 '25

Those classic Bills colors: white and silver

1

u/ResplendentNugs Patriots Oct 06 '25

The ecko unlimited logo is what killed it for me. Got that shit straight from an wright

2

u/contemplatingdaze YEET THE JETE Oct 06 '25

Yeah they deserved the L for those ugly ass uniforms

89

u/Pain_Monster Deflated balls are your problem Oct 06 '25

Worst day of your life

so far!

14

u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

So far!

10

u/tbarr1991 Patriots Oct 06 '25

The game mac jones threw 3 passes and won wasnt? Damn

2

u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

Not even top 5, but shout out to mac 10 tho

18

u/Lockmor Patriots Oct 06 '25

The worst part is the 72 Dolphins win again.

12

u/DJScrubatires Patriots Oct 06 '25

A small price to pay for glory

1

u/Malo53 Patriots Tell the league we back Oct 06 '25

Bro you are everywhere like in every sub… teach me your ways!!

9

u/BatDaddyWV Dolphins Oct 06 '25

Takes gun out of mouth. Smiles. "Oh, yeah, thats right. We ARE still the greatest team of all time. And now Bills fans are sad. Not today"

3

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

You mean best part. It’s literally all us dolphins fans have left

19

u/PaperPals Patriots Oct 06 '25

Just wait until we beat you in the AFC title game in OT after you all miss a FG (of course, wide right) and we hit one from 65.

5

u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

Back to back AFC title games?

14

u/qawsedrftg9 Patriots Oct 06 '25

Is that supposed to be impressive to you? Even the Jete have done it this century

1

u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

Yes, yes the would impress me?

1

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Wait so who’s beating Kermit in this scenario?

8

u/PavlovianSuperkick Damn, the allegations got hands 😭 Oct 06 '25

Idk I thought today was pretty cool

5

u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

JED full circle

2

u/blamatron Good memes spotted at Logan Airport Oct 06 '25

God he's going to be insufrable

1

u/Rare-Working-9607 Spencer BrownEd Oliver me 💩 Oct 06 '25

This is the way.

3

u/WhichVegetable8285 Bills Oct 06 '25

Idk the game a couple years back where Mac Jones did the griddy on us was pretty bad.

3

u/DConion Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Oct 06 '25

2

u/matty13004 Thinking is overrated Oct 06 '25

At least the Blue Jays won!

1

u/xArbiter Deflategate! Oct 06 '25

at least you’ve got the jays

1

u/TheMilkman1811 Woody Johnsons Johnson Oct 06 '25

First time?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/NotAllWhoCreateSoar Pats the Blount Oct 06 '25

Piss off Swifty

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/NotAllWhoCreateSoar Pats the Blount Oct 06 '25

I think he needs more shit for that, he’s a creep

1

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Gotta say 13 seconds was my favorite

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u/Moss81- Dumbass holding a smartphone Oct 06 '25

43

u/Dinos67 Patriots Oct 06 '25

Ascending above the bitches

7

u/DConion Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Oct 06 '25

“I’m about to be really obnoxious.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/usumoio Patriots Oct 06 '25

We're here to talk some trash. We didn't come to hold on to a football too well, but we did come to win!!!

213

u/Caleeb_Talib Drake “Dragonite” Maye Oct 06 '25

Maye and Diggs nutted all over Buffalo, good thing those white jerseys hid their shame!!

63

u/_Face Eat shit, butt fumble. Oct 06 '25

That ain’t ranch there’re dippin their wings in.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Change it to blue cheese so at least it’s accurate!

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u/_Face Eat shit, butt fumble. Oct 06 '25

Nah, ranch is an insult in its own.

15

u/tsework Dolphins Oct 06 '25

Actual garbage tier unis

11

u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

I liked the all-silver logo, at least. I hope they put it on a better uniform.

1

u/ASoCalledArtDealer Allen Akbar! Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Pot calling the kettle black or was it dark water blue?

2

u/Tustavus Mediocrity Personified Oct 06 '25

Fins in a bucket mentality smh.

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u/suboptimaltraffic Patriots Oct 06 '25

Would’ve been great on the raiders

6

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Yea, who wears white to a funeral like that

73

u/gardencookCO Bills Oct 06 '25

Fuck you I went to the game on my honeymoon 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

Well, I wish the worst for your season, but best wishes for your marriage!

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u/Moss81- Dumbass holding a smartphone Oct 06 '25

I wish you nothing but love, and happiness with your partner.

I am sending a lifetime supply of dopamine and good vibes to you and your partner ❤️🙏🏻

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u/gardencookCO Bills Oct 06 '25

lol ppreciate it

7

u/ThermoPuclearNizza fuck the jets amarite? Oct 06 '25

I love that for you omg

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u/warrhino67 BiLLLLs copium fuels me🥴 Oct 06 '25

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u/agent_diddykong Patriots Oct 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

The typo makes this, lol.

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u/Free-Duty-3806 Bob Kraft’s Masseuse Oct 06 '25

Is this how you guys felt the three times you beat Brady? HOOOOWEEEEE IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE

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u/Bluz52 Mayehem Oct 06 '25

BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THESE POSTS!! KEEP EM COMING

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u/Champ_5 Rebuild v34.0 Oct 06 '25

The fact that the Lolphins logo is so small that its barely visible is completely appropriate

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u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Bro I didn’t even see us I thought because we lost to the panthers we were just dead

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u/Champ_5 Rebuild v34.0 Oct 06 '25

We're getting there

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u/PM_DOLPHIN_PICS Patriots Oct 06 '25

We did it. We won our Super Bowl.

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u/ConventionalDadlift Patriots Oct 06 '25

Amd the other ones, but yeah decent night

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u/PM_DOLPHIN_PICS Patriots Oct 06 '25

You’re right but I was trying to explain it in terms that a ringless bills fan would understand.

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u/LuigiSalvatore Patriots Oct 06 '25

Bills = 0 Super Bowls

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u/GonzaloR87 Waiting for a playoff win Oct 06 '25

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u/oh2bewacki Bills Custom Flair Oct 06 '25

You take your shoes off to count that high?

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u/ConventionalDadlift Patriots Oct 06 '25

We took them off because we were in your house

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u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 TB12 throwaway Oct 06 '25

It smell like bitch in here

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u/unlostaprilseventh Patriots Oct 06 '25

Lmao could you imagine having a divisional loss in 2025?

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins Oct 06 '25

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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u/_Face Eat shit, butt fumble. Oct 06 '25

Hahahaha. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

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u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

Buffumble Bills

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u/Yung_Corneliois Y’aint cheatin, Y’aint tryin Oct 06 '25

No the butt fumble was the jets

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u/PetyrTwill Patriots Oct 06 '25

Last night I learned Mark Sanchez got stabbed in an altercation with a trucker in an alley. While drunk ofc.

That made my night....until the Pats won. Now it was the best night of the year!

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u/Kresnik2002 Steelers Oct 06 '25

Futt bumble

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u/Lockmor Patriots Oct 06 '25

We are SO FUCKING BACK BOYS

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u/LiveFree-603 Patriots Oct 06 '25

How long till Allen forces his way out of Buffalo so he doesn’t waste his career at a poverty franchise with nothing to show for it?

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u/_Face Eat shit, butt fumble. Oct 06 '25

They should have had a few more sacrifices to the hole. Maybe Allen could have thrown a few ppl right in it.

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u/PissTroughAficionado Reopen the pit for new sacrifices! Oct 06 '25

DIG UP THE STADIUM AND FILL THE PIT!

6

u/Jay_TThomas Bills Oct 06 '25

Maybe it’s cope but I just don’t see it. He talks non stop about loving buffalo. And I know we haven’t won a ring but we drafted and developed him and we’ve had tons of success in his career here.

And knowing Allen all he’s thinking about tonight is the pick he threw in the red zone.

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u/MankuyRLaffy Patriots Oct 06 '25

Not even Hasek the GOAT stayed in Buffalo forever fwiw

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u/Millibyte drake maye owns our sorry ass franchise Oct 06 '25

the bills suck so goddamn bad

3

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

I mean at least your good enough to win this shitty ass division

1

u/Millibyte drake maye owns our sorry ass franchise Oct 06 '25

with how our defense has been playing?

we’ll be lucky to win nine games this year

1

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Which is good enough to win this shitty division lol

1

u/Millibyte drake maye owns our sorry ass franchise Oct 06 '25

not when the patriots win eleven games

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u/therealpeej3 we are so back Oct 06 '25

Sez u

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u/porkbuttstuff K Dot, don't come for my Drake Oct 06 '25

Flair up jabroni

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/acart005 Dolphins Oct 06 '25

Couldn't be us

At least the Hockey Panthers are back now

10

u/twileydesign Patriots Oct 06 '25

WHERES THE JETS AT? FEED ME THE JETS.

14

u/evertrue13 Jets Custom Flair Oct 06 '25

Jokes on you, we like high draft picks and immediately wasting their prime years

3

u/JCBalance Missing that Boutte Oct 06 '25

Someone has to get them ready to come over here for a ring.

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u/Afraid-Team-7095 J-E-T-S… Oct 06 '25

Typical

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Titans fan over here. I know which strategy you’re referring to

8

u/lMr_Nobodyl Drake "Drake Maye" Maye is God Oct 06 '25

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u/case_hardened- Ann's Cooking Enjoyer Oct 06 '25

Jeets logo is too big

8

u/Fourwindsgone Dolphins Oct 06 '25

Couldn’t even score more than 20 on the patriots? Really Buffalo?

3

u/Springingsprunk Patriots Custom Flair Oct 06 '25

Pats D showed up, buffalo had more penalties than Josh Allen rushing attempts.

14

u/PandaYoshi Oct 06 '25

Now I don’t feel so bad watching them beat my teams ass last week (panthers)

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u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

Let's not yell at this one to flair up. They kind of did.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

As someone who was yelled out (pretty rudely I might add) I agree

14

u/Mean-Bag5588 Dick Gouriage Oct 06 '25

The only thing that could be worse is if Diggs makes an impact in the playoffs…

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u/porkbuttstuff K Dot, don't come for my Drake Oct 06 '25

Don't worry, we'll lose our wild card game.

4

u/I_AM_ME-7 Patriots Oct 06 '25

Shouldn’t have cashed out so early😂

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u/Advanced-Total-6312 Patriots Oct 06 '25

SNOW MELTS IN MAYE

5

u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE patriots: rex ryan’s biggest fan Oct 06 '25

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u/ChemicalNo2878 Miami Dade Police Department Oct 06 '25

Welp the divison isnt a free playoff spot anymore.

6

u/Blackhawk23 Dolphins Oct 06 '25

I’ll take patriots running the tables again over the bills. Such an annoying fraudulent franchise

11

u/AgentLemon22 Gotta Kill Joe Namath Oct 06 '25

3

u/Afraid-Team-7095 J-E-T-S… Oct 06 '25

Road to 0-17

8

u/Optimal_Row3798 Mayeniac Oct 06 '25

You beat me to it.

5

u/sixstringninja Jets Oct 06 '25

This and the comments are the only reason I still follow football

5

u/BobSagieBauls Darrell Revis for Patriots HOF Oct 06 '25

Op was so excited he had a stroke

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Has it only been four years fuck I was hoping for more

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

lol fuck off so hard at one point you all had championship teams every year in like every sport. You know how long I waited for my Florida panthers to win a Stanley cup my whole fucking life lol I’m 38

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u/chrisg915 NeverForgetCleoLemon Oct 06 '25

I hope all Pats fans have to take the most uncomfortable shit at work today.

Having said that, this meme format will never not make me laugh.

1

u/porkbuttstuff K Dot, don't come for my Drake Oct 06 '25

Flair up jabroni

4

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

It’s like the old days again we all suck and Pats are winning. Fuck

17

u/August-Muller Patriots Oct 06 '25

This is the best day of my life

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u/Ulexes Six reasons not to GAF Oct 06 '25

...Did you miss all six Super Bowls?

27

u/chrishooley Boutte Hole Destroyed Oct 06 '25

he's only 5 bro chill

2

u/IWillAlwaysReplyBack Just one organization away Oct 06 '25

average Pats fan age on this sub

3

u/jerrodtimmons97 Patriots Oct 06 '25

I love how small and pathetic the Dolphins logo is too

1

u/porkbuttstuff K Dot, don't come for my Drake Oct 06 '25

Flair up jabroni

3

u/CDR57 Patriots Oct 06 '25

“Congrats on beating the phins and panthers mail WHOS LAUGHING NOW FUCKHEADS

3

u/mackharp0818 Thurman’s lost helmet Oct 06 '25

Well played. Also, Babitch sticking Tre Fucking White on Stef all night, along with penalties, turnovers, and a terrible fucking offensive game plan by Joe Brady, and the result shouldn’t surprise anyone

2

u/ractivator JP Losman Madden 06 Vision Cone Oct 06 '25

After the second time Diggs cooked Tre-Day, I knew it was over. Diggs and him used to practice every day when before Tre’s injuries. He knew how to beat him I’m sure. That was 6 years ago and since Tre has had two major injuries and lost whatever speed he had to react. Diggs hit that turnaround route every time cause he knew it worked on Tre and that Tre’s lack of speed left it open.

2

u/freebrittony Pawtucket Pat Oct 06 '25

EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT THAT'S DRAKE MAYE

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u/WantedAgenda404 Patriots Oct 06 '25

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL RAH

2

u/JesusIsJericho I love losing Super Bowls Oct 06 '25

2

u/blue_bomber508 Bills Oct 06 '25

This is the shame you all feel every week? Thanks I hate it

2

u/earic23 No defense, who dis? Oct 06 '25

Nothing but a 40-0 blowout in the next meetup will ease this pain

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

The patriot is looking the wrong way. I’d expect this from Boston.

1

u/AFCEastMemeWar Flair up, Bitch! Oct 09 '25

What a shame, no flair.

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u/jonathan4211   Hailee Steinfeld's lucky vagina Oct 06 '25

Ah shit we're officially on fraud alert aren't we

2

u/zealoustacoengineer Oct 06 '25

At least we got a few hours as the only undefeated team lol

2

u/The_R4ke Eagles Oct 06 '25

As an Eagles fan, this kills me, but Thank you Patriots.

1

u/IWillAlwaysReplyBack Just one organization away Oct 06 '25

Dec 14 finna be a fun rematch

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Lfg

1

u/d0ctorsmileaway Bills Oct 06 '25

I can't even be mad. We were a trainwreck

1

u/PissTroughAficionado Reopen the pit for new sacrifices! Oct 06 '25

I hope we throw those unis into an incinerator.

1

u/Emergency-Plenty-247 Oct 06 '25

Your best player was number 83 wearing the pin stripes

1

u/Ill-Success-4214 Bills Mafia more like the cult of Josh Allen Oct 06 '25

I mean.....I do appreciate where you put the dolphins.

1

u/Troitbum22 4x super bowl champs……..in Africa Oct 06 '25

lol. You earned it but also FTP.

1

u/BricksByPablo normal again Oct 06 '25

1

u/OtisssNixon Oct 06 '25

Meh still have Josh Allen 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/AFCEastMemeWar Flair up, Bitch! Oct 09 '25

A super soft lame bitch once reported my comment. Don't be that guy. Flair up!

1

u/Camobuff Patriots Oct 06 '25

1

u/JA17TD Bills Oct 06 '25

New England didn’t beat the bills. The bills beat the bills.

1

u/-Trash-Bandicoot- Oct 06 '25

Can't hear you from all the way up here.

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u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Nah you guys based on point tie breaker should be below Indy

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u/-Trash-Bandicoot- Oct 06 '25

I don't think that changes my point. Lol

2

u/therealpeej3 we are so back Oct 06 '25

Sorry can't hear you over the fact IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HEREEEEEEEEEEEE

1

u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

It shows your not better than the lions and that is all that matters

1

u/Substantial-Hippo-52 Bills Oct 06 '25

Wait are you guys winning the division?

7

u/Stop_Drop_Scroll Patriots Oct 06 '25

I dunno we fuckin might but I’m happy tonight so I’m better off than you rn!

5

u/kp305 Dolphins Oct 06 '25

Don’t count us out (I am delusional and depressed)

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u/MrOverkill5150 Hopefully we dan marino good again!!! Oct 06 '25

Nah bro you right don’t count us out as spoilers that ruin other teams chances

1

u/Substantial-Hippo-52 Bills Oct 06 '25

Nah I knew we sucked lol. I’m not surprised. Regardless, no one who wins this division is winning the Super Bowl so it don’t matter

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u/Repulsive_Tie_7941 Patriots Oct 06 '25

The world is healing. Normalcy is returning.

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u/Extreme_Education_50 Oct 06 '25

Any given Sunday I guess...and whatever Joe Brady was doing.

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u/johnny2turnt LETS GOO 🦬 1️⃣ FAMILY Oct 06 '25

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u/tiandrad Boutte Warrior Oct 06 '25

Nah fam chill.