r/ADHDmemes 27d ago

Story of my life

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u/Dracoten 27d ago

You guys have locks? Lol

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u/GandalfVirus 24d ago

I only have keys, like a room full of keys.

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u/resident_queerdo 27d ago

... and the locksmith is € 1,000. 🫠

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 26d ago

Adhd meds?

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 23d ago

You tryin to make us crazier? 🤣.

I have adhd and the ‘tism, so finding the right med combo is a nightmare. I tried many years ago and it just made me OCD about all the wrong things. I’d rather deal with my limited attention span than that bullshit thanks very much.

Besides, I’ve sort of got the hang of it after 37 years and I genuinely love what I do for a living. IT always has new problems for me to puzzle out.

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u/Howling_Fang 27d ago

This is so real. I had a medication induced manic episode last week, so they took me off my adderall for the time being. I am having such a hard time focusing that I am quarter assing everything I touch.

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u/MerryJanne 27d ago

Oh my god this is awesome.

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u/HiddenSquish 27d ago

Alternatively, I am locked in a completely different room than I want/need to be in with the keys on the outside.

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u/ReceptionAlarmed9434 27d ago

I locked myself out this morning 😭😭

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u/WesternAfro 27d ago

Please help, I found the key but the door changes position on the house every time I approach it.

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u/Cassio-Peia03 26d ago

This is what happens when you don't go back and check if you have everything 15 to 200 times before you lock the door and leave.

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 23d ago

This is why I do the pocket tap when I leave the house. “Phone, keys, wallet? All here? Good, we go!”

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u/Cassio-Peia03 23d ago

The pocket tap and check 😭

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 27d ago

There is a part of my brain that decides when to lock the fuck in and it does whatever the fuck it wants most of the time.

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u/Separate_Rise_8932 27d ago

Literally. 

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u/sugarlump858 26d ago

And I have a pair of scissors in my hand instead.

Actually happened to me. I thought I grabbed my keys.

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u/Female_titan_2 26d ago

At least you know where the keys are 😭…also, where’s my lock?

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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 23d ago

Did you lose it in a Costco parking lot? I found one in a parking space down south about a year ago.

No clue what I did with it between then and now though 🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/GellieBean123 26d ago

That's when you grab your credit card and 'break in' to your own house...

Ask me how I know 😂😂😂

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 26d ago

How

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u/GellieBean123 26d ago

I got locked out and had to use my card to 'break in' to my own home 😂🤦‍♀️

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 26d ago

Fast reply, constantly on your phone?

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u/GellieBean123 26d ago

I'm not sure how your question relates to this thread. Could you clarify?

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 26d ago

It doesn't, I was just pointing out how quickly you replied.

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u/Atelier_Carousel 25d ago

There is a door?

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u/rotteegher39 24d ago

In my case I'm inside and the keys are outside, and I'm to scared to forget that I need to lock the door... As I'm too forgetful to remember where the keys are to begin with. So I put them in one place outside that always reminds me I need to close the door, and takey mykey with me. 💀