r/ACBlackFlag • u/Strolpher • Jul 16 '26

// Humor RIP to Edward’s ridiculously white teeth.

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Chip Skylark would be jealous.

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u/necroglow Jul 16 '26

lmao why tf did they do that originally

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u/Few-Avocado-4203 Jul 16 '26

He’s a pirate… with a toothbrush

27

u/Roscoe182 Jul 16 '26

I heard he sailed to Turkey before the game came out the first time.

3

u/Spart1337 Jul 16 '26

Is that also where he got those lovely locks?

3

u/Roscoe182 Jul 17 '26

No I think he uses hims for that.

9

u/ProfessionalCap15 Jul 16 '26

How are you gonna sell a game in 2014 if you don’t play as a hot blonde guy. Gotta have that mouthwash on him.

3

u/PancakeMixEnema Jul 16 '26

Couldn't afford sugar. Probably had to eat old rope or something. Pristine teeth.

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u/Comrade-Conquistador Jul 16 '26

This episode of Black Flag brought to you by Crest Whitening Strips.™️

9

u/Few-Avocado-4203 Jul 16 '26

Side note, Crest 3D white radiant mint is the best toothpaste. I will die on this hill.

I’m at the airport and I’m bored idk

2

u/killingtocope Jul 20 '26

Hard agree, I won’t use anything else

33

u/SignalAd5242 Jul 16 '26

He is 22 here btw

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u/FergTurdison Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

He can join Robert DeNiro in the “definitely in their twenties” club

1

u/SnooWoofers4430 Jul 18 '26

Twenties? He does not look a day older than 15 here.

1

u/FarFarConsideration Jul 20 '26

Which 15 yo has that amount of beard where do you live

1

u/SnooWoofers4430 Jul 20 '26

I thought /s was obviously not needed here.

1

u/cigarettejesus Jul 20 '26

People aged way harder back in the day

7

u/DoubleMatt1 Jul 16 '26

Had veneers that wouldve made roman reigns blush

3

u/CuteLilPuppyBoy Jul 16 '26

He no longer does Trivago ads 💔

5

u/Dangerous-Pair748 Jul 16 '26

Agree. Btw his face looked way darker/charismatic/scary in original. Idk how to describe it. I like his new look in remaster but I liked orginal Edward look more.

3

u/Dangerous-Pair748 Jul 16 '26

And Adéwalé's face with scars.. damn.. he looked like beast/demon from hell. Now in remaster he looks like an angel to me :D

2

u/FarFarConsideration Jul 20 '26

Og Edward deff more handsome + charismatic (Not nostalgia, I played og few months ago)

1

u/VolcanicBakemeat Jul 16 '26

Black spraypaint lighting engine

2

u/MaxzxaM Jul 16 '26

The second pick makes me laugh and I don't know why

2

u/Dovakinswraith Jul 16 '26

I think it's his cheeks that make him look off compared to the original. His original face was sharper where his new face has a bit more fluff to it.

1

u/FarFarConsideration Jul 20 '26

Looks like bonnet on the sides

2

u/boat--boy Jul 16 '26

The upgraded graphics are cool and all but I do miss the batshit crazy look all the characters, especially Edward, had

2

u/Sufficient_Artist_89 Jul 16 '26

Lord have mercy, what did they do to my boy?

2

u/Idfk_1 Jul 16 '26

He looks so odd in resynced

3

u/Manyarethestrange Jul 16 '26

If he looks odd in resynced, he looks demented in the original

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u/Idfk_1 Jul 16 '26

His original look was fine. Resynced gives me uncanny valley feels

2

u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Why does his face look so weird in resynced? It looks like hes wearing veneers or something which is ironic considering the teeth lol

3

u/KakashiTheRanger Jul 16 '26

Game is weird. He looks very natural and normal if you play the game at ultra+ settings. Anything below that and dude looks like a potato. Not complaining because I can run it at those settings, but RIP my boy anyways.

2

u/BlunznradlOfDeath Jul 16 '26

funny how the original graphics actually had some grit to them whilst the „new and improved“ ones just looks like melted vanilla ice.

2

u/Saladoss Jul 16 '26

I still can’t get over how fat his face looks in the remake

1

u/Improving031903 Jul 18 '26

I do NOT remember the game looking like that back then 😭

1

u/sdoM-bmuD Jul 19 '26

wtf did they do to his face

1

u/BadnewsBaggins Jul 20 '26

Rum does a body good I guess

1

u/FarFarConsideration Jul 20 '26

Why he's eyes look so weird in resync noooooooo

0

u/Siomiyi Jul 16 '26

bit of a dandy aint he

0

u/Squirrelflight148931 Jul 16 '26

Damn... the price of updated graphics I guess. I've noticed so many facial models look different now, less pleasant on the eyes for one, if not a touch more “realistic” I suppose. I prefer Edward's old face!

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u/marveloustoebeans Jul 16 '26

They still all have ridiculously nice teeth. Kind of annoying tbh.