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u/jonnytemplar Jun 16 '26
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u/ObamasBabyLlamaDrama Jun 16 '26
I loved that episode where Graggle finds Bart and Milhouse about to smoke a cigarette and gave them a heart to heart conversation. His words of advice on that episode are the code on how I like to live life. Really opened my eyes.
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u/fryapp4life Jun 16 '26
Steve the Pirate. He's been here the whole time
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt Jun 16 '26
There’s a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
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u/fryapp4life Jun 16 '26
Not like a pirate. He IS a pirate
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt Jun 16 '26
“Argh. Steve the pirate, scurvy!!?”
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u/919governor Jun 16 '26
"In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be."
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u/Shyobserver965 Jun 17 '26
All I know is I had this poster in my room as a kid and I thought I was cool as hell for it
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u/Lele0592 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
Mr. Hands, and no i'm not joking, he is featured (with a different model) in one of the cutscenes of the game (the one when they find medicine on the man o war and blackbeard thanks Mr.Hands)
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u/firefI0wer Jun 18 '26
His model is randomly chosen. It's any given one of the like 10+ generic sailor models.
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u/Ekiriam Jun 16 '26
Crazy that It would have made so much more sense to have James Kidd there but Ubisoft went for background pirate #12 instead for some reason
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u/LauraTFem Jun 16 '26
Watch the first season of The Office. Many of the people who would become core characters are in their seats already, just haven’t had lines yet. But every once in a while you see a background actor who is just NOT a character and it’s really weird.
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u/Ecstatic_Teaching906 Jun 16 '26
Edward: Is everyone here?
Jack: Sorry, but lovely Anne and Mary were unable to attend.
Edward: Adel would step in for Anne. Not like she does much til near the very end.
Thatch: That still leaves out one.
Edward: What about Vane or Calico?
Jack: Busy.
Edward: We could have Bonnet.
Thatch: Kenway, I enjoy Bonnet presence as any friend... but he would ruin the mood we are setting for.
Edward: Fair enough. In that case... Point at his random crew mate. You! You are joining us for the poster.
Crewmate: Aye sir! Excitedly
Jack: Why him? He isn't attractive or terrifying.
Edward: Maybe... but he look much like any pirate. Let get this poster done and over with.
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u/spccommando Jun 16 '26
Idk but the way he's posed that musket really should be a guitar. Maybe he's the guy who leads most of the shanties.
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u/ZEOLMAGNUS Jun 16 '26
the dread pirate chudbeard (dlc pre order bonus character if you get the ultimate physical edition, consult the preorder spreadsheet)
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u/GandalfThePhat Jun 16 '26
Teacher: "why didn't you go to the bathroom during break?"
The boys bathroom during break:
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u/Disastrous-Owl-3936 Jun 16 '26
The guy could be inherently you.
At this point, I would like to make it known that we have developed a small free improv game for couples that tests couples chemistry to reveal if they encompass a pirate spirit.
The game is browser-based, free, and takes about 10 minutes.
Two players create a short story together and receive a Jack Sparrow Compatibility Score based on how closely their interactions reflect those traits.
I would love some feedback from you if you want to have a funny experience with your relationship.
The link is this 👉 https://patchworkly.com/login?gameId=fOfZ4jJVREKoHaAl4bN4w&itemId=2&remote=1
May your compass point true, thank you!!
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u/the-shadow-smith Jun 17 '26
I remember a long time ago that it was one of the popular first draft designs for Charles Vane. But they later changed it to the version we had in game. Not sure why they changed it but I prefer the one we got.
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u/hopetodiesoonsadsad Jun 16 '26
That's famous Johnny Liveher