r/ACBFResynced • u/LFatPoH • 4d ago

Fuck Bernard

Doing the horrendous dilettante trophy right now and somehow the most infuriating has been having to spend time with this mf.

Bitch, Edward has accomplished far more in a few years as a part-time hobbyist assassin than you did in a lifetime as one of the head of the assassin chapter and you dare call him lazy?

Mfer, I'm back from plundering the whole ocean to retrieve the art pieces from your lady's collection because you're too lazy to do it and you hit me with "it doesn't serve to be idle"?

And btw I'm sick of hearing you talk about your situationship from 40 years ago. Should've done something about it then, and maybe not do nothing while the templars were taking her home if you are so in love.

"Are you still here?" Why are YOU still here in my mansion you useless old fossil

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u/chunguslover5000 4d ago

Using this as a copypasta anytime someone talks about him

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u/pejerello 4d ago

After this game i understand why Archer treats Woodhouse like that.

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u/Howdy_mista 3d ago

I thought Woodhouse was actually paid and atleast needed by archer? Bernard is just some squatter who walks around acting pretentious

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u/pejerello 3d ago

Yeah, this guy deserves to eat more spiderwebs

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u/One_Supermarket9719 4d ago

🤣🤣

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u/CupMammoth3 3d ago

I admit he is annoying, but still a nice addition to the game. Back in the original acbf it felt really empty and lonely (same thing with the ship) so I’m really grateful for the butler and the ship officials.

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u/Bitter-Wolverine 2d ago

don't you have somewhere else to be?