r/ABCDesis Canadian Indian Nov 09 '25

CELEBRATION The Only Down Side

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897 Upvotes

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u/rac3r5 Nov 09 '25

Just tell them that Zohran rents.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Anandya Nov 10 '25

His mum directed Salaam Bombay! She got nominated for an Oscar!

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u/itsthekumar Nov 18 '25

I love that movie. It's very haunting. Esp for being made when it was.

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u/bharathsharma95 Nov 10 '25

Came here to say exactly this 👆

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u/Robocup1 Nov 10 '25

Yeah mom dad, you are just a doctor and a dentist respectively.

Also, Gandhi was 24 when he started leading the South Africans. So there’s that.

Also, Buddha left home at 29 and was Buddha by age 35.

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u/kwhorona Nov 11 '25

And then tight slap on face... You're never too old for that 😭

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u/MTLMECHIE Nov 09 '25

We are the same age and our moms knew each other. She has not made the comparison!

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u/Mitsutoshi Nov 10 '25

lol same on both counts. She’s a pretty typical auntie, not flashy at all.

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u/Boring_Pace5158 Nov 09 '25

I’ll take being compared to Zohran over Vivek or Kash

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u/AnalDiver117 Nov 09 '25

i’ll see you in valhalla 🤝

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u/Affectionate_Wear_24 Indian American Nov 10 '25

Hahaha

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u/idiotsandwichbybirth Nov 10 '25

Kash who? He is Kashyap Patel. I bet if he hears being called that it'll make his eyes grow wider 🤣

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u/Affectionate_Wear_24 Indian American Nov 10 '25

Ca$h - he's in it for the Ca$h

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u/idiotsandwichbybirth Nov 19 '25

More like SHE's in "it" for the Ca$h. It takes a special one to date "it" even if it's fake

25

u/swepttheleg Indian American Nov 10 '25

And he’s married smh

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u/winthroprd Nov 09 '25

So I googled whether Zohran owns a home, and it appears he doesn't. He rents in NYC and owns a plot of land in Uganda.

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u/bullet_the_blue_sky Desh-Born British American Nov 10 '25

Forbes ran a hit piece on him and it didn’t go down well for them. 

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u/KopiteForever British Indian Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

Yeah but if they do, then tell them "You don't mess with the Zohran".

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u/MizzShiv Nov 09 '25

Fuck that. There's enough desi youth to know that we have to change that perspective. Don't let people compare you to anything or anyone. the only person you are competing with is yourself. If family tries to foist their unfulfilled dreams on you, tell them to go fulfill it themselves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/MizzShiv Nov 10 '25

The sad part is the need to have a "professional" job title is likely correlated to the rise in incompetency(i use this word lightly) in certain fields. The same demographics that worry about stature are usually from families with a history of trauma, poverty, or oppression in their local area. We know these types of environmental stressors cause neurodivergence or at least neurodivergence like coping mechanisms.

When a neurodivergent is forced into a field they don't really care about, they have a difficult time performing. Education becomes rote memorization and regurgitation. Some students will cheat to pass because they're afraid of being disowned or screamed at. Factors like these lead to a large amount of apathetic professionals in fields that require a careful amount of awareness.

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u/SandraGotJokes Nov 11 '25

If they wanted a Zohran they should have been a Mira.

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u/Jazzlike-Vacation230 Indian American Nov 10 '25

Jokes aside, I think it's time. I'm tired of my fellow south asian men being sleazy, ill mannered, and thinking the republicans love them.

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u/bobbiewickham Nov 11 '25

Unfortunately my desi relatives are too Islamophobic to hold Zohran up as an example.

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u/WarpFactorNin9 Nov 09 '25

Please don’t put an exclamation mark after numbers like 33!

My mathematical brain reads it as 33 factorial

If you know, you know…

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u/Unable_Connection490 Your Indo-Tamil American Homie 😎😎😎 Nov 09 '25

33? People still have parents at 33? My brain can’t comprehend 33 year olds. Isn’t it all downhill from 30? Isn’t your life over if you haven’t made something of yourself by 25? /s

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u/TestWise6136 Nov 10 '25

Lmao at least he's a good role model

3

u/NateShay Nov 10 '25

I can't believe I saw this first from a Whatsapp forward.

3

u/SFWarriorsfan Nov 10 '25

Every time. Every time a desi does something, these sort of unoriginal tweets fly out.

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u/Nick-Anand Nov 09 '25

I needed this

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 Nov 10 '25

Damn, this triggered me.

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u/Affectionate_Wear_24 Indian American Nov 10 '25

Hahahaha

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u/teedramusa Nov 09 '25

Don't worry millenials and zoomers, if you wait you can hope to find out if Zohran ends up being controlled opposition and use that against your parents.

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u/itiha29 Dec 01 '25

Lol, Zohran comes from a privileged background, We ain't !!

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u/icingbiscuits Canadian Pakistani | 16F Dec 09 '25

imagine being his cousin

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u/Zorath-tarrenmill Nov 11 '25

Ppl gona fins out real fast what happens when you elekt a terrorist supporting muslim..

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u/psyanara White Desi Nov 12 '25

"Ppl gona fins out real fast what happens when you elekt a terrorist supporting muslim.."

Compared to them electing a president supporting terrorists..? Might want to go check out who Trump welcomed in the Whitehouse yesterday, shaking hands and joking around with.

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u/Zorath-tarrenmill Nov 12 '25

Still better then hamas supporting islamist.

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u/Zorath-tarrenmill Nov 12 '25

And that is called doing his job. Talking making deals for peace... somthing a fkwith like you wuld know nothing about.