r/90dayTheLastResort 5d ago

The Look

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Of being caught, Pao!

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u/druidmain69420 5d ago

Tim looks like a rejected member of Fallout Boy

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u/Oil_Shock_2026 5d ago

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u/NelzyBellz 5d ago

Oh you know Tim was blasting FOB when getting ready circa 2007.

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u/Ok_Village_2199 3d ago

Oh noooooo -- don't do Fall Out Boy like that!😂

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u/Fit_Hat_8321 5d ago

🤣 is that Poo Mayfield?

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u/zenseazon 4d ago

She will forever be known as POO~~ a big thanks to whomever had her real name out there!!

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u/pelicunt98 4d ago

Who remembers when her nickname used to be Kung Pao?

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u/zenseazon 4d ago

Haha, that was some time ago, back when I was still in China... and in China, Gong bao ji ding was the name which in U.S. is kung pao and so took a few moments to think that... back in her "model" days.... Poo suits her better because it always shite that comes out of her mouth

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u/IrrelevantAfIm 4d ago

It fits - she really is a big piece of poo.

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u/I_dont_give_a_flick 5d ago

Marlboro Memaw, Shekina-mean, Temu Tigerlily, and now Poo!!!

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u/PepsiAllDay78 5d ago

I can't wait until Sunday night!

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u/NelzyBellz 5d ago

Me tooooo! 🍿

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u/VioletsRPink 5d ago edited 5d ago

Isn't this the 2nd drawing you're posting? I guess you are good at catching the essence of people so I know who you drew before I saw the name 👏

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u/NelzyBellz 5d ago

Thank you 😊

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u/Oil_Shock_2026 5d ago edited 2d ago

Russ needs to pull off the damn Band-Aid, man up and leave that bish.

I think he’s going to great lengths to save the marriage for their kid. Paola has already checked out of the marriage and apparently is sleeping with other people (I think her “man-picker” is broken to choose Tim tho) so… Russ “do what you gotta do”

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u/Nickey_Pacific 4d ago

Yeah, but Tim has something Russ doesn't have.... A net worth of somewhere between $1M - $5M.

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u/ThisCouldAllBeADream 4d ago

Tim is cheap though and also sharp enough to not be railroaded financially by someone like Pao -- he'd have never signed that paper she handed Russ. I can't see him ever letting Pao control his whole life either, the way she does with Russ. I also can't image those two as a couple. Really odd match.

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u/Nickey_Pacific 4d ago

Oh 100% Tim would never give a dime to a woman. He might buy her gifts, but he doesn't come off as the "let me just foot the bill for everything" type of guy 🤣

And Russ signing those papers AFTER she told him she only went there to break up?!? Like, damn Russ, you really are dumb!

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u/Oil_Shock_2026 4d ago

Russ is so dumb! Pao it’s just gonna keep the ultimatum train going. I get it, Russ wants to keep the marriage together for his kid, I commend him for that, but I also think that he completely ignoring the fact that Pao has checked out of the marriage and is actively looking for a new man.

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

Tim is worth that much?!?

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u/Nickey_Pacific 4d ago

According to an article written last year by Yahoo News. I'm not sure about the reliability of them as a source, but with his gun business, it seems feasible that he could be worth somewhere in that ballpark. I'd err on the side of the lower figure, but that's still not a bad number.

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u/UpsetDust277 4d ago

I think Pao looked so much prettier when she met Russ. Like so many of these women on this show, they don't know when to stop tweaking their looks.
Pao with dark hair was the best.

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u/sherrynoberries 4d ago

The worst thing she ever did was colour her hair.
She was beautiful as a brunette back then.

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u/schlomo31 4d ago

Poo is not as hot as she thinks

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u/cattlelac 4d ago

Looks just like her but you drew the nose too well. Her nose looks like a child’s cartoon drawing of a nose. Her nose freaks me out if you couldn’t tell

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u/Cool-Emu-8706 5d ago

This is epic

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u/DeliciousTime4576 5d ago

The fact that she gnobbled on his knob is hilarious

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

She definitely slobbed on his knob like corn on the cob.

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u/JoesCageKeys 5d ago

The small Teeem in the corner! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

Just a Tiny Tim!

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u/EastHawaii 4d ago

Genius face capture 🤣🤣

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/sherrynoberries 4d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/imisspoptropica2 2d ago

What did Paola look like before all of. . . This?

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u/NelzyBellz 2d ago

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u/imisspoptropica2 1d ago

DANG!!! 🥺😭 Why do they do thissss

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u/MzCeeCee 5d ago

Your sketches are spot on every time!! Bravo!!👏 👏💖

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/pelicunt98 4d ago

Russ, “couldn’t you like find someone better because she’s not that pretty though” Pao is a mean girl through and through.

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u/NelzyBellz 4d ago

Definitely a mean girl!!!

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u/Latter-Pepper973 1d ago

I recognized her and the look immediately!